the GOD is BACK in ANFIELD!!!

one of the best news this evening - the GOD is BACK!!

Liverpool Football Club are delighted to announce that Robbie Fowler has rejoined the club on a free transfer from Manchester City until the end of the season when the situation will be reviewed.Fowler, 30, completed the formalities of what is a sensational move this afternoon.

The Manchester City striker is ineligible to play in Sunday's FA Cup tie against Portsmouth but could make an emotional reappearance in front of the Kop against Birmingham City on Wednesday.

Toxteth-born Fowler originally shot to prominence with the Reds in the autumn of 1993 and quickly established himself as one of the most lethal finishers in Europe.

After breaking countless goalscoring records and captaining the club during the unforgettable treble season of 2000/01, his adoring fans were left stunned when he was transferred to Leeds United in November 2001.

His spell at Elland Road was to be short-lived though and in early 2003 he moved back across the Penines to join Manchester City.

Now he's back at his spiritual home and news of his Liverpool return will no doubt be greeted with euphoria by his loyal legion of followers.

With so much still to play for this season, Rafael Benitez will be hoping that Fowler can now turn back the clock and reproduce his once prolific form in front of goal as the Reds chase Champions League and Premiership glory.


**sniff sniff - contraversial celebration by the GOD

why im at home

haaa.reason aku xblk g sbb nnt xnak kaco dak2 intern wat report..wahahaha.. c u after cny guys!!

djibodril cisse

dalam satu team yg men tadi.. si bodo dimenangi oleh cisse, adeke miss camtuh?? pakai lutut ley score kan wafarooy.. aku rase abc aka abang cekak pon ley score duh..isk2, gle down..papehal kewell mmg bes.. dan suasana di nz sgt bising - bukan sbb ramai, tp sebab ade aku yg maki cisse..hahahaha.. manu pakai cheat.. kalo lam winning fletcher richardson ngn oshea sumer 99 dinyer stats, cam team lecturer fc aku..dan satu g, evra mmg letak 30 je sume stat die..wahahaha.. sissoko ade misai kaler putih nnt aku updet.. rambut cisse cam pantat anjing..amek ko!!








tula contoh kebodohan cisse.. ikut kate hati aku nak sepak lutut die sampai die cacat xpon bagus la arituh die kaki patah patot die cacat sumur idop..hahahaha..baka bakk.. lpas cisse miss trus sume down manu attack dpt goll..kimakanjingggg

LOOK!!

super arabic signboards.. hush puppies - mcdonalds - baskin robbins - bata - body shop - levi's - topshop - starbucks - pizza hut - kfc - calvin klein - zara - marks n spencer - bhs - dorothy perkins

GSPOT??

gspot??? sapaaaa..hehehehehhee - tgh ltak2 gamba tbe2 dpt rahmat, mane tau..nnt dpt gspot dlm mase yg berdekatan..hahaha, eh bkn dpt di badan saye..tp dpt merase..wahahah, lucah bakk - PLEASE ZOOM IN TWICE TO GET A BETTER VIEW

my new ZARA shoes

going skiing - beware!! its the most dangerous, difficult and tiring sports in the world

sapa?!!

global village

emirates mall - 3rd largest mall in the world

can u find me??huhu

one of the most expensive hotels in the world - BURJ

fiabakk

title - the last jury
author - john grisham
date bought - somewhere in march 2005
pages read till 17/1/06 - 90 pages
excitement - still moderate

flight 1159pm 17/1/06 abudhabi time
msian time 359am 18/1/06
filght delayed 1hrs30mins
duration of flight + transits in muscat and bangkok approx. 11hrs

alright there.. since the flight was at nght, i didnt sleep the whole of tuesday becoz i went last minute shopping, tried to find some knickknacks here and there.. it was so damn tiring as the night before was fucking skiing nite.. so in the plane, i was damn bored becoz after waiting fro 2extra hours because of the delay, i didnt know what to do.. thot of sleeping like i did on the way to abudhabi last 2 weeks but hell no..i wanted to do something.. so i started to take my grisham, it was like a 30year old book already - i didnt remember the venue, what was happening, the person who was raped and also the stars of the book..damn!

i was seated in the middle row beside the right isle in a small gulf air 767.. u know a 767 is a smaller version of 737.. it was horrible..hehehe!! there was no one beside me and there was a malay guy next to the empty seat, i presume he is a student from some arabic university bcoz he spoke arab very well.. i read the book from the start, bla bla bla bla.. and as i realized we were damn in bangkok and my eyes were filthy red and tired.. the book has finished..hahahaha.. so that was the story all about - i managed to complete my story book..hhahahahha..

people buy story books for midnite readings and i completed it on a damn flight like watching a movie..try it guys - fucking tiring.. at last i can throw the book away or lend it to chaoz hahahaha.. from bkk(bangkok) to kul(kuala lumpur) i slept all the way fia gle nak mati.i didnt wake up when the hot arabic stewardess woke me up for meals and i woke up when it was landing time.. layam duh - dpt 3 seats skali, flight xfull, baring bakk..then we arrived at klia.. hahahaha.. kat umah unpack sket2 je..slept at 7pm till 7am.. yessssss!!!

ahlan wasahlan abu dhabi

bye bye abu dhabi.. its my last day before going back to abudhabi at 12am local time.. so gonna be in msia trow at 4pm msian time.. damn i miss the pak arabs, the arabian chix.. the cheap shisha (6-7bucks), the phillipinos and indians that migrated here.. the hot cars.. the naans and chicken tikkas and muttons and shawarmas and kebabs..hahahaha.. miss those huge shopping malls, my dads super cold apartment that is so damn expensive.. miss the azans (masjid dpan apatment tuh), miss the slow internet connection..450 channels of tv, miss allughah arabiah (bahasa arab).. and everything here.. had a great 2weeks in abu dhabi.. nasebla it was winter, kalo summer 50c haih mau peluh cam shafathi..hahahaha.. so, c u in msia guys.. c u in utp gak..

first time pakai tagboard

my chatbox lame dah habeda..so i amek link kat page dak2 len so dptla tagboard ni..hahahah.. anyway i dunno how to use..help me help me..camne nak kasi kaler2..kebuduhan html mmg tereserlah la skg ni..wahahahaha.. xphm bende..cam phm but xto mane kaler2 nye tags..f**k up..hehehe..tulunglah sayer..

listening to cikgu sufian..hasel

currently listening - sufjan stevens

super cool..unique in many ways..he rocks man..

bye..hahaha

guys alert!! - vday coming..jeng jeng jeng

alert alert alert!! valentines day is coming to town.. hmm, so guys.. are u ready for one of the biggest day of ur life? cam kene bagi present la apela..hmm, so lets see.. im not a cupid but maybe i can help some of u guys that dont have a damn idea what to do or give to ur girlfriends. wait a minute, i just posted a few minutes ago n i manage to post again?? haaa, tuh bile ayen dah byk ngat bende nak ckp and he is damn bored..ok guys.. get ready with ur pens and paper and i guarantee my guide will make ur love blossom..cheeewaaahhhh!!!

valentines day usually is nothing for guys, but for girls.. they take it seriously.. vday is on par with their birthdays, their annivesaries, hmm.. the day that their enemy(im sure girls ade their personal enemy yg tibe2 die benci..) got scolded or malu di khayalak ramai cam tegolek bile pakai heels..hmm, its special for them..as boyfriends we got to make it special too..

for me, its not about having a super expensive dinner sumewhere in paris or going to a desert with ur girlfirends..not about having hot sex on top of ur roof or in the toilet or even having movies in the goldclass cinema that will cost u 60bucks for two person..hahaha, its not about buying mega gifts but for girls, all those stupid teddy bears, chocolates and cards..i think they want something special that is surprising.. yup, its bold.. girls love surprises.. xcayer g tanyer, hehe..dun worry, eventually u got to trust me on this.. guys always think about money.. they see that big presents make their girl love u more..buzzz!! ur damn WRONG!! its not about the money and value but remember, vday is about romance and surprises.. S-U-R-P-R-I-S-E-S.. said it with me guys.. i know most of the guys always want to have the perfect valentines day, so here are a few tips from me..(if u dun want to follow, suke hati..hahahaha)

1. MAKE ur own card
this is so damn simple and most of the women will love it.. make it as cute as possible.. show a little effort, carrylah ur lazy bums sket..be ready with paper, glue, scissors, pens and whatsoever..if u dun have it, just steal it from ur younger sibs or curik la sumwhere..instead of spending a few bucks on a huge card from memory lane or hallmark that were created by some bunch of asses who dont even know ur gf n u or even ur relationship, better make one ur own.

just draw funny stuffs.. like a heart with u and her inside it ..or kat luar ke.. i know u guys are creative.. xpayah nak poyo2 print ke ape..make it look crude..i think so.. the cruder it is..the cuter it is, more likely ull get hot sex that nite..hahaha..anyway, girls dun care how the card looks like, its the effort that counts.. 1 star for bariong there..

2. pretend to be gay and make a photo album
im not sure bout this but woman do love photos.. if u guys remembered a scene from bruce almighty where the jackass jim carrey made the album, even aniston's friend became quite emotional that time.. hmm, so voila..photo album coming up!! get a nice photo album from anywhere.. not from the kodak shop please..get 1 from jusco or ikea or anywhere according to ur budget and cut thos pictures and make a nice album with captions.. if u think ur kinky enough, at those blank spaces, just put captions like - my first anal experience..hahaha, or my first blow from my dearie..huhuhu, it adds spice..who known man??!!! i have no evidence on this..but if u wanna try it..hahaha

3. make her dinner
a fuckin easy one to be done. a lot of guys start to collect hundreds and hundreds of quids to go and dine at a very exclusive place.. make dinner for ur girl. easy as that. u do not need to prepare super difficult dishes like ayam gulai lemak cili api, lala masak asam pedas with terung sambal petai..or even tomato concassé or saffron infused sea bass..huhu, just to name a few..(what the f**k is that - i dun have a damn idea)..the simple rules are just to make something that u like, something easy, and of course something that u know how to prepare, duhhh.. kalo nak gempak, just type google.com and search for anything..moreover, take taste into consideration k? dun just blasah and wallap everything suddenly rase cam cipan goreng.. but trust me, ur girl will say it taste good..knape?haa. lesson number 1 - effort and surprise.. hehehe.. anyway, jgnla masak sosej if ur girl is kuat agame and thinks that sosej is haram or even dun try to cook burgers if ur girlfriends are vegeterians..be more sensible and think like a man..wahahahaha.. think like a man, habedah a..dpt cucur mebon jela gamaknyer.. so make her dinner.. and prepare a nice table with candles and maybe insense(how to spell also i dunno)..yepp..

4.holidays
when u get a little more money, take ur girl out to a nice holiday somewhere.. its nice to double or triple dates with others.. it will increase the excitement.. trust me - not on bed (never tried it before,hehe) but the dinners and lepak2 burak2 and all.. reminder, holidays are not suppose to be on a perfect day.. just surprise her suddenly like.."dear, ive already booked a place in langkawi bla2.. i hope ur free on bla2.. dah ajak bla2.. nak ajak sape2 g??"haa..just like that..surely she'll be excited until the day comes and ur lovelife will be so fucking better..but this type of thing only can be done to the couples dat have came thru something like "been there, done that" kinda relationship..or super rapat and rilekerz.. remember k? the holidays shud be on the 5th of march, 8th of august, or whenever u like..hehehe

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only 4 lah, lain mmg i keep it to myself..rahsie woo..huhu.. nolah, just kiddin.. if u guys have other interesting and cool ones, just add lah at the comments.. anyway, trust me this kinda thing will work and it will make ur girl very very very very very happy with the amount of effort u have gone into ( except if the girl ur dating is some cold hard bitch and u dun have a choice - last resort oang kate.. maybe u shud find a gay or sth..hahaha.. or be single!!)

happy valentines day for everyone!!!!

-babi ape aku tulis ni..memalukan..chiss!!!!-

yeah..do it..talk about my f**kin blog yg xupdated lansung ni..

suddenly i felt like writing again..due to my special laziness in my heart n soul.. dun come now n then n ask for writings..when i want to do it, or i feel like doing it.. it will be there..its been a while..7months holidaying from this blog..yeah..so much to write eventually kalaula ade mase..but shit internet at utp slow and blah2 all the reasons n excuses come..haha.. what the hell.. anyway im in abudhabi.. loads of hot chicks here.. damn serious.. n loads of things to do and things to buy..did a lot of shopping..maleh nak cite panjang but still these were the stuffs i did in point form..haahaha

1. shopping at approx 8 super gigantic shopping malls - abudhabi mall, marinamall, alain mall, ibnbatuttamall, emirates mall..splash la apela..whatsoever xigt dah byk ngat
2. wanted to see an air show but due to sand storm cancelled, damn
3. went to global village (shoping yg besa babi with 34 countries altogether..xlarat aku)
4. went desert touring.. super cool.. going thru the desert with a jeep and a fucking mad driver named muhamad..die men redah je all the dunes..then ade dinner tgh2 desert with bellydancers and shisha..nicely done
5. went skiing.. shit dlm shoping complex.. beware, skiing is fuckin dangerous and difficult..utk lutut yg cacat dan lemah, i swear..dun try it..
6. shopping again
7. eating all those arabian food - shawarma, kebab, tikka, ape g..xtau dah name..its always bread and chicken and mutton..hahaha, thx to my dad who now transformed his tounge into a pak arab's
8. sight seeing - moden duh negare ni
9. tgk tv yg ade 450 channels - wtf.. camne duh, penah layan 130 cenel je.. tp cenel 237,238 ade bluan sket..tp ade cam lagi 20cenel dah lock..sialam
10. taking pictures of funny looking signboards
11. usya chickas arab yg hottieba hahaha
12. xigt dah..tp 2minggu lepak cni kekadang busan kekadang ok la..

dah cukop..tata..ahlan wasahlan..nnt aku rajen aku ltak gamba..cni net slow cam haram, blk ade strimik