crazy thoughts

here are some crazy thoughts to share wif u guys..think bout it..

• If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
• Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
• If French kissing is a big thing in America, how do French people react to normal American kissing?
• Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats?
• What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question?
• Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?
• "What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"
• How did the "do not walk on grass" signs got there?
• If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?
• How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes?
• Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
• If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
• Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
• Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
• Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
• If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?
• Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
• Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?
• Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
• If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still play? If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?
• Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?
• If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?
• If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
• Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
• If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
• Why does Bugs bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but puts a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?
• Did they have antiques in the olden days?
• If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?
• If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
• Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?