12 days to 22

Hey guys, consider yourselves warned. You have approximately 12 days until my 22nd birthday. Fucked up that I will be this old - 22 years old. What i have done in the past 22 years, or 8034 days (including the leap years), or 192,816 days..Certainly it's still a HUGE question in my head. I won't get into it now because it's too complicated and depressing. What I have in mind is the possible birthday presents that I would like.

Please work this out among yourselves and divide it so that you guys will know who is working on what. Pay absolute attention!:

1) A really really humongous chocolate cake with 22 tiny cute candles on it. I'm not gay but it's been a while someone bought me a whole cake.
2) A huge guitar amplifier. Preferably a 350watts Marshall amp.
3) I want to make out for at least 4 times a day during the whole month of April. Girls only, please.
4) Some magazines, which have pictures of boobs in it.
5) An i-pod. An expensive and stylish model - I'm currently listening to the same fucking CDs in my car as it's so annoying to burn all those pirated mp3's.
6) A nice dinner at some expensive place.
7) I really think I need a Zippo lighter right now. Lost the old one (Left it in the Wira when it was stolen) and my Yepis and Crickets always hide themselves after 2-3 days of purchasing it.
8) Whoever among you guys that can give me courage to operate this injury-proned right knee - just to "repair" my meniscuse and ligaments, will be welcomed.
9) Maybe a high-pay non taxable and enjoyable job will do.
10) Someone who can complete my FYP for free!!! FYI, the topic is Video Conferencing via LAN using Java Tech.
11) A one day ticket to the Playboy Mansion.
12) A Sony Playstation 3. Not compulsary. Just in case all of you wanted to give me extra present. This could be the one.
13) A huge fucking awesome birthday party with lots of chicks and loud music.
14) YNWA. I want a season pass to Anfield for next season's fixtures.
15) Someone that can tell the fucking guy at the room-i-don't-know-where to shut that fucking stupid jiwang Malay song (Felix nye lagu). It's been 8 hours already that he played the same song again and again. I'm utterly annoyed!

Ok, that is some of it. 15 birthday wishes. I hope you guys will work it out!! Plan it out carefully alright! Thanx a lot.. You guys are the best. I know i can rely on you guys!!