the cathartic's mind

hmmmm

2007-10-12T04:22:00.000+08:00

HELLO!!! its been quite some time that i haven't posted anything and tibe2 rase nak start balik. anyway, i will start wish my raya wishes!! happy raya to all and maaf zahi batin. aku tau aku byk maki hamun mencarut sakitkan hati org lain n all. but dats me hahaha!! anyway sorry for that. since my pc is kaput, kene pinjam2 pc, xde mood nak tulis pape.. probably this will be the start. 1 year without writing anything!! damn.. tp aku still becakap2 la and tonnes of event happened and byk gile nak mati cudnt tell them all. will try tho di celah2 kebusyan bekerje di pantai timur.. its 430am and trow will be my last day in office, alone.. before my LOOONG break for raya and the trip to abudhabi. hmm, ok la sakit tengkuk ah gini hahaha..

bariong kembali!!

2006-12-23T16:27:00.000+08:00

SOOOOO much happened in my life during the last 2 months i stopped blogging. there were a few good reasons why i stopped and the main one was because i just transferred to kuantan and i was kinda "lost". not enough time to write (ni reason jela).. and also not in da mood of doing that. u know, writing is an art that needs the writer to be well "fit" for the job and currently in the mood of doing so. so, 2 bulan ni mmg aku xde mood lansung.. hahahaha!! tambah plak ngn shoutbox yg bodo tuh dah tuka kampeni ke ape kua paswed2 la plak skt hati tol..ill find another suitable one very soon k?

anyway, if nak cite ape jadi sume sgt byk so i think i will only recap bende2 penting jela and one of it is wafa is here too.. working in the same company with me (thank god!) and kitrang duduk satu rumah skrang kt beserah. FYI, this monday we will be shifting out to balok(babi lalok) just because of one reason. ley g keje lambat n ade la port nak tdo2 time lunch ke jumaat ke, hahaha.. obviously it is only 2minutes away from the plant.. mmg mati la aku bau chemical je everyday. hmm, next week after raya haji floyderz will be coming (i hope so derang dah besa2 ni dah grad xreti nak tabo2 lg).. trow plak housemate aku bertunang and kene la kemas2 sket.. last nite aku,pa,halim ngn haidhir g karok..hahaha, lame dah xkarok jumpe plak tpt yg agak bes la kt cni.. hmm, td pesot dtg ngn member cine die kitrang g makan sifud kt TC (tlok cempedak for those yg xtau hahaha).. hmm, diyana n ayuni kat cni gk working with basf.. and all in all ade 5 dak utp batch aku yg ade kt gebeng..

waa, besepah2 aku bercerite ni.. hahaha. nnt aku citela lagi.. ni tgh try carik rhythm je ni.. hmm, haaa satu g aku bjaye bli amp gitar rm1000 harituh with my gaji yg kedue..hahahaha.. gaji ketige dah xto nak buatpe.. sape nak soh aku blanje plz email to me eh? xpon sms..hahahahaha.. ok a weh. parui nak ajak g MEGA (megamall)..chalos bebeh.. meri krismes!!

satu hari di bangi

2006-10-07T13:51:00.000+08:00

koang pnah x g bangi?surela ramai kan..tp ade satu mapley kt ss15 name die fariz maju, bkn fariz gmok aa.. aku sll a lpak ctuh dulu2 mase aku dikenali sbg oang klang g,hahaha.. sbb skg aku oang kuantan, huhu! dulu mmg sll lepak ngn oang bangi - kajang kt ctu. kalo lepak ngn awek aku ke, member2 die ke, epoi, faruq aripjoe, matmer..mmg ctu jela sbb sng utk smue pihak..tp satu hari tu aku tejumpe satu bende yg sgt melucukan.. aku dah tau name oang kajang mujing(mulut anjing) atau mulut tahi..hahahaha.. tgk gambo ni kt toilet fariz maju tu. epoi, ko mtk aku blogaz kan? ni hadiah khas utk ko dtg dr tmn pelindung..hahahaha

ko nampak ak? siap ade penyepit g utk makan taik duh kt ctu..hahaha, teeos? nak gk ke..nnt ko propose a ltak kt jengka gak..hahaha

hello..did u miss me?

2006-10-06T18:36:00.000+08:00

hye guys..mesti koang rindu nyer,wahahaha.. anyway aku dah sminggu keje kt mtbe tuh, sgtla sangap xde geng..then everyday blk2 je sure buke pose pas2 tdo awal..arini aku masak nasik..sbb rudy penat akibat men futsal mlm td..bodo tol..xto la nasik tuh jadi ape..mungkin tpakse pakai pepatah nasi sudah menjadi bubur pukul 645 japg mase nasik masak aku pon xto..harap2 xla.. hmm, kt ofis tuh derang dekoret cam kampung2..cam ade lemang tgh dibako, lemang plastik la for sure..then kain gantung2..banner, ayam itik je xde..lampu2 sume ade.. hmm, nampak cam xnak bg aku cuti ari senin je..kimak tol!! soh raye kt ofis a tuh..hahaha.. pandai maen ni bos aku. aku xite pape g kan kt mtbe tuh. aku skg kai pas sementare je sbb xsiap g pas yg bebetol tu tp ley la masok2 pintu ngn paking,so xde masalah sgt. department aku name die human resource management..ade cam beberape oang je lam tuh jage satu mtbe. anyway aku xigt sgt akak2 lam tu,wahahaha..br2 masok blushing2 g..xdpt lunch same2 g..so cam xknal sgt lgpon sumerang bz skg. tula aku blk mase raye nnt nak jumpe sumerang..pas2 koang kene dtg cni..wahahaha.. satu g open haus aku 4 november 2006 3pm onwards..jemput dtg eh!!! chalos nak g check nasik jap..hahahaha

gbg ttg

2006-10-02T18:34:00.000+08:00

sorry guys for neglecting this place..adeih, i was so damn busy and xde mase nak duk dpan pc pon xde mase.. ni pon naseb umah gebeng ade net, ley la jenguk2.. hmm, anyway mtbe cam agak busan2 sket..cam kene sound amut punk ngn GM hahahaha..g mampos a, bos aku ckp ok je..en azlan ngn kakpah ckp ok je..hahahaha!! hmm, cni panas tp tronoh g panas a..tensen plak aku..xde mud duh nak ckp pape..nnt2 la eh. sape2 dtg ktan ganu ke pahang ke call aku.. aku kebusanan dan kebingungan

farewell camtech

2006-09-08T16:32:00.000+08:00

today, 8th september 2006 officially marks the end of my 2 month stint at camtech asia as i will move on to my new career path.. hmm, thanks to all the staffs, esp watie for the great time.. adios~

dinodai doktor

2006-09-07T16:24:00.000+08:00

after getting the offer letter from petronas, aku diarahkan supaye membuat medical checkup kt twin towers med centre.. tmpt tuh cam poyo2 sket tp aku go jelaa.. hari aku buat med checkup tuh hari slase n aku pon g solo2 ranger ngn perasaan gementar sbb aku takut kene inject. hahahaha, mlm before tu mmg aku xmakan from 8pm and aku layan air kosong byk gle so bile esok test urine xdela kencing tuh kaler kuning peqat. die cair2 sket nampak la sehat sket. whahaahhaa..

anyway, aku g la pagi tu gedek2 nek lrt sampai klcc pas2 wpon akunye appointment kol 9 pagi, aku sampai kol 11. cambiase la kene mamat kt kaunter tu kene tabo sket ngn aku. hmm, mase aku sampai je kaunter tu.. akak tuh tanyer,"u ade appointment eh..kol bape?".. ngn macho nyer aku jwb, "abg tuh ckp dtg je pukul brape2 pon..".. so medical checkup aku pon bermule.. amek darah, kencing2 skek, buat hearing test, eye check.. sume habat.. cam mate rabun tlinge xdgr.. tahpape poyo tah sume bende tuh wat sakit hati je. aku pnah bincang ngn beyo yg aku xsuke bende2 ni buat kte rase xsehat. cam sumebenda ade masalah. sampai mase aku isik borang check HIV tuh aku rase takut tbe2 aku ade aids.hahahahaha, manelatau kan. tp kalo aku ade aids, time aku demam kt utp mase convo tuh sure aku dah mati dah skg. so harap2 sume ok laa.. pas2 aku plak xpenah amek dadah dan seangkatan ngn nyer..xde la cuak pon.. so, lpas dah amek darah sambil baring (poyo kan? aku baring sbb aku cuak tgk jarum, aku soh nurse tu cucuk tgn kanan, tgn kiri aku pegang hp aku tgk videoclip wahahaha)..

lpas tuh cam dah setel sume2, aku pon g lunch kol 12 tgh hari. nurse tuh ckp comeback after lunch utk jumpe doctor cek2 jantung blood pressure sume. aku pon call lek keb, ajak lunch.. lek keb pon bwk azreen member die yg aku dah 3x jumpe so aku dah knal. nampaknyer mmg rezeki aku sbb lek lanje aku mkn steak kt food court. lpas makan burak2 shak kok kt dpan stabaks azreen tuh ckp dulu medical die pon poyo2 gak..die ckp pet nye med checkup plg ngarut..aku pon glak je a sbb mmg iye pon... so kol 2 aku pon g blk klinik tuh ngn lek keb..hmm, aku tgk file oang len sume dah setel n aku oang las skali nak wt checkup ngn doctor.. mase aku masok nurse tuh dah tau name aku sbb aku je yg tinggal lamat sampai lpas lunch. nurse tuh ckp,"arien, u tunggu kejaplah doctor dah g lunch..".. adeih.. aku pon lepak2 layam mr bean 3 episod kot kt tv tu hahaha..

pas2 doctor blk aku kene panggey aku pon masok.. lpas die cek2 bp,cek kai stetoskop, cek mate tinger sume.. tbe2 die ckp bukak sluar.. uisk, ni ape plak? aku dah tekejut..hahahahaaku layam jela sbb die doctor aku plak bkn nyer amek medic ke bio ke so aku folo jela cam insan xbersalah yg mahu dinodai..lpas baring2, aktiviti dinodai tros bermule.. doctor ni layan2 burak ngn aku tanye tuh tanye ni sambil tangan die yg berglove tuh merabe ke arah kemaluanku..wahaha, die xdela rabe2 layam2.. die cam usik2 pegang2 jela.. sambil tuh aku tnye knape? die ckp cek sakit apetah..aku turutkan jerla..aku dah nak gelak blushing tp sbb aku pon dah dewase..aku berlagak professional jela..relax2kan muke n wat slambe je. lpas abes aku tros lari kai sluar pas2 chalo..

lpas cite kt lek, kitrang glak cam babi sambil misteri nape nak cek tlur haha..pas2 aku pon blk ..tamatla riwayat sehari bersame doctor gatal d klcc..habesla medical checkupku dan aku blk sambil terpinga2 kebingungan..

pahang lagi??!! dr umur 13, sampai 22..haiyak

2006-09-01T17:42:00.000+08:00

today is the 1st of september 2006. petronas called me on the 30th of august and confirmed that there is an offer letter for me. an employment offer letter with petronas. details were confidential and brader tu ckp dtgla jumaat baru tau sume details. so pagi jumaat aku g klcc n tros g HR level63 amek sampul surat. aku bukak sampul PNC tu, and bace2.. wtf!! mtbe kuantan, gle baka sbrnye..sdey gk a. anyway xnak cite byk.. im going to resign my post in camtech. anyone interested to take my place plz kindly email me. no spams, serious candidates only, aku cube sday upaye la bodek watie..aku akan keje kt mtbe gebeng starting from 18 september 2006 as a HR exec. xpela, at least pembelajaran IT aku kt utp dah diperah mase keje 2bulan kt camtech. begune jugakla kan? hahahaha.. okla guys, aku xde mood sgt nak cite psl keje pet ni, down sket keje jauh ngn sumerang..nanges, isk2.. hahaha. at least cita2 aku nak jadi CEO petronas masih ley berjalan, wahaha.. jadi GM ley gk..amek koang sume keje bwh aku wahahaha..chalos!!

vacation di utp - day 1

2006-08-30T14:42:00.000+08:00

hari jumaat.. plan mmg nak grak utp mlm ni wpon aku keje..so, aku pon set ngn wafa jumpe kt flora kol 9mlm so ley tros grak.. aku ade miting mlm tu so prukpak sume kol 930 aku smpai umah kitrang tros grak g dinner kt hantu branch dsara.. punye hebat kedai hantu ni die ade branch kt kg sg penchala tp kai name along 45..hahahaha!! kol 1120 camtuh kitrang grak konvoi 2 kete..kete aku ngn kete pa g utp.. aku mmg tahap super fyb mlm tu, ye a..bangun pagi jumaat tu g keje..then tros grak g utp. lam hati mmg excited gle sbb no.1, mmg excited nk blk utp menyetelkan wishlist aku, n no.2 excited nak konvo laa.. and no.3 aku rase srunuk dan truje sbb aku dpt cuti seminggu, setelah behempas pulas setelkan SIT OCBC, dpt gk rest - vacation ke tronoh..mlm tu, pa drev sampai sungkai je anta kete kt apak die then tros join kete aku sampai utp.sampai tronoh around 230 pagi tros g sithick. kitrang pon tros call epoi sume soh kompol kt sithick. malam tuh geng2 cirit xdpt join sbb semestinye derang tgh cirit kt ipoh.. tensen tol ngn kaki2 judi itu.. sampai2 je sitik aku pon tros order minuman kegemaran aku.. mango nataw de coco fruit tree yg kt sithick berharge rm1.50. cam biaselah, " bos, mango xmau ais".. pa pon order bende same. pas2 mamat yg terer wat roti pisang highba tu punye hebat die tros buatkan aku roti pisang ngn pa roti milo. bangge gle jadi warge sithick sbb xyah order dah dpt makanan.. hahahahahha!! lpas epoi sume sampai ngn markyie, pendek, alan, mmq sume.. kitrang burak2 sampai kol 4 pagi camtuh and cite2 psl treser hunt yg akan berlansung keesokan paginye.. lpas blk bilik around 420 kitrang pasang2 stiker and burak lagi.. dah lame xjumpe dak2 tuh sume so kencang gk a borak.. lam kol 530 ke 600 pagi camtuh aku pon fia memandangkan aku xtdo beberape jam dah ngntok cam siall..sok plak kene bgn kol 7 sbb flagoff kol 8 sharp dr mainhall utp tu.. aku pon fiaaa.. tamatlah vacation di utp day 1..

short one!! ke long short? sapa..

2006-08-29T11:12:00.000+08:00

waaa, lame bakk aku x updet, sbrnye sgt sibuk ngn convo harituh and xde time lansung nak updet but there were LOADS of story, funny ones, great moments, saat2 menyakitkan hati dll. and i promise i'll post it maybe after merdeka or that week end lah. bcoz skg tgh buat UAT kt ocbc ssh sket nak post. position pc yg xnice hehehe.. it will be a LONG one for sure. before ending this short post, id like to wish happy graduation day cum convocation day to all gradderz especially wafa,alan,nazya,beyo,clb,sha,jaja,noran,apid,fira,zura,diyana and fina..may our future lies in good hands (btol ke ayat nih??ntah ltop saje).. bbq tabo tunggu beyo kimak manjang ade hal je..bodo nye beyo!xpe beyo aku saba je tunggu, cheh!! ok la kwn2, aku nak sambung UAT kt level 10 lak skg, hahaha.. anyway, kat lam bilik ni ade soang dak pompuan utp yg duduk semeja time convo dinner tu, tp xto name dier wahahaha..hm, anyway harituh x dpt amek gamba byk time convo, agak sdey..tp xpela life goes on and nnt amekla time2 laen cam bbq tabo ke..wahahahaha..hm, got to go first, bz bz bz!~

fyb

2006-08-18T20:31:00.000+08:00

now its 830 pm..kt ofis tgh tunggu shaz utk shirt meeting ngn watie. shaz ni officemate aku laa..die telebey rajen la plak nak keje sampai wt aku tunggu. haish.. aku nak lek utp ni..arghh!! hopefully by 11 aku ley grak dah sbb sok treser hunt. treser hunt lak baka kene wat 2 kete. gle down.. tp xpela what to do dr xley masok lansung..hmm, penat bakk nih..

anyway nak ckp aku srunuk sbb dirk kuijt dah join liverpool. so season ni 1st time wat spending spree.. nice gle, sume aku puas ati laa..siyes srunuk..k laa nak meeting hahaha..chalos

saje pos2 sbb busan..

20 things...

2006-08-16T15:20:00.000+08:00

convocation is very very near, one week plus to go. and that means con'vacation' to me. after 7 weeks of huffing and puffing all the way working in the 'real world', now i realize how difficult and pathetic it is to earn some extra bucks in life. i'm eager and super looking forward to get back there and relax for a week in tronoh (i can't believe i'm saying this!) and the excitement of getting there is even more than masturbating while watching jenna jameson having sex..(yeke?! cam tpu je) haa, about jenna j, there was a story that the super hunk dave navarro is going to leave carmen electra for jenna j. imagine, a super hottie baywatch babe to another super hottie but not a baywatch babe, but a pornstar! ironic rite.. going from a lifesaver(a woman that saves thousands of lives from drowning while showing her boobs) to another lifesaver(a pornstar that saved millions of guys by showing her boobs and have sex on live screen) - nice!!

going back to utp after two months and also after graduating will be a really nice moment, i will savour each and every single second there. i missed those times, seriously! i'm bursting into tears while typing this, sob sob. before proceeding to this post, i'd like to inform u guys that beyo has a new car, yeay yeay!! clap2.. welcome to the world of proton..hahahahaha!! next stop, your right side or left front window to be repaired..hehehe!! anyway, nazya is being left alone in the kancil rempit club. nevermind because he has turbo charges in his BEK, laju gak laa huhu - no hard feelings!

ok lets continue, for this time i will list down the 20 things that i will do when i get back to UTP this friday till the next sunday..and yes, i've applied for my leave of five days informally to watie yesterday.i hope she will approve it, and i think she will lah of course.

1. nak pegi sithick makan kambing 2 ekor sambil beli mango nata de coco sebanyak 2 katon (i got the news that mango kat ctuh berlambak2 xabes sbb aku ngn pa dah xde. kesian kt cafu xdpt jual dah. baru je die dah tambah order kat vendor sbb las sem asek abes jer..kesian die, tula xtanye aku dah nak grad ke blom)
2. nakg makan kt kedai hantu (nak mkn nasi campuq sepam ngn telur bungkus - nak pow abg mat soh lanje la)
3. layan premiership kat sithick (tmpat cirit plg nice ngn dak2 ni sume, dahla fantasy dah start, baka2!!)
4. nak men bola, eh xnak xnak.. nnt sore dtg ketuk kaki huhu..men futsal kt ipoh ngn dak2 sume dahla. pa, organize skg!!
5. nak men CS sepam, lame gle dah xmen gle rindu duh
6. nak lunch kt jaya!!! ayam tepung 2 ktol, ngn kuah asam pedas.. sambil2 tuh ley jumpe mundoq tue wat air kt ctuh
7. nak jumpe atuk aku dan anjingnye kt area2 sithick, sure die adenye sbb die ley rase aku ade situ (6th sense maa)
8. nak burak ngn epoi.. eh xjadi la, mau xtdo aku hahahaha <- yg ni kensel
8. ni number 8 balik sbb td nye xjadi. nak layam treasure hunt. go kumpu-lancap-ayam!!! jom mng sepam g!
9. nak layam bluan blank yg baru2..mesti ade nye kan kan kan?hahahaha..
10. nak fiya kol 7 pagi bangun kol 7 malam..dah lame duh xbuat camni. sejak keje ni plg busuk2 lambat pon aku bgn weekday harituh 11.30 pagi, tuh pon dah cuak2 kebebeh dah g ocbc.
11. chattttaaazzzzz!!!!!!!!
12. nak lepak kt sume rumah. blok a,b,c (bukanla sume rumah yg bermaksud 1 floor 4 rumah X 5 floor, 3 blok jadi 60 umah. nak lepak sume umah dak2 ni laa..huhu)
13. nak titik markyie,paid,pendek,shiam,sape2 g la men winning 11
14. nak g layam seafood kat lumut (tp aku xde duit, baru 20 aribulan gaji xmasok g..tgh tinggal bape ringgit je ni haaa)
15. TAKNAK..repeat ek, TAKNAK open table utk kawan2.. koang la open table utk gradderz. soang kua 50 sen. darab2, dapatla aku nasi lemak kambing ngn fruit tree 3 - harge official makanan sithick aku. rm 8.50 + gudang sebatang = rm9.00
16. nak amek scroll - konfem a.. nak convo!!! trujer gle nih nak amek scroll, wihewwwwwww!!
17. nak layan gitar aku yg mel curik dah lame gle xreti2 nak pulang. mel aku nak amek ni..padan muke ko!! g kumpul duit bli baru aaaa, bukan mahal pon - jual je konye kete tu. kete tuh bkn ko pakai pon!! hahahaha, kene kene!!!!!!!
18. surela nak lepak burak2 ngn kwn2!! bak kate pendek, "dak2 skolah len petronas ckp masok utp soh blaja. tp dak2 semesta petronas ckp dtg utp soh kacau dak2 len blaja". pendek yg tertekan sll kene kaco ngn aku,pa,jub,epoi..nice!! aku nak buat epoi xg kelas sminggu,ahahahaha..alaa poi, sminggu xg kelas sure ko lg tinggi dr pendek gk, hahahaha..
19. nak befes kt either roca rase2 4 ktol ataupon NLT!!
20. hmmmmm..hmmmmmm.. sbenarnye byk sgt ni, aku rase ade 19 je.. tp kalo 19 xsdap plak..so jadikan 20 nampak cam best sket..huhuhu!!

tuhla die bende2 aku nak buat yg mmg first priority aku laaa. len2 tuh nnt xpenting tp terbuat gk cam mandi, berak, makan lanbeg, g rahmath, tgk tv, kaco blank bish3 (wat pc bodo die), tlg paid wat report huhu, dll!! hopefully it will be a wonderfull 10 day vacation for me!!

wiken habat

2006-08-14T12:36:00.000+08:00

what to say.. bbq cancelled - again! kali ni beyo lak ade hal bcoz of his car lambat siap and tpakse blk bentong utk kali ke 8ratus dalam mase seminggu. wah, 800 kali seminggu..maknenyer sehari cam 115 kali gak a balik bentong.. huhu. aku tgh sangap and super looking forward nak blk utp weekend ni. xmintak cuti g ni, still tgh pikir how to construct those words nampak cam yakin dan bergaye. i always managed to do those stuffs..kencing oang sane sini but sometimes with watie aku segan sket. i dun want the conversation nnt jadi camni.."watie, my convo nex week. i nak amek cuti seminggu".."arien, u igt i xmasok uni ke dulu cuti sampai sminggu?" .. nnt aku tediam, pas2 cuak..hahahaha.. demm tlg la bjaye. mmg aku print out schedule for convo n edit sket2 kasi nampak panjang, hahahaha.. jahat aku ni. tp what to do convo once in our whole life and xkan nak g amek scroll pas2 tros blk kott..i want to get back those feelings lepak2 kt utp..n ill miss those times. work is hell boring and for a non-boring person like me, it stinks to go to work! tp yg bes nyer like we dun need to keco2 xde duit this n that la. if we can control sket, no problem la - kottt.. for now!

nothing much happened, memule g wedding abang ajed, went there with zop ngn zai. xmakan pon, tp kene angkat hadiah masok kete..chett!! baka lebey itu budak kechey.my dad plak just came back from abudhabi and we had dinner kt chilli's midvalley. wanted something else like amarin ke but ntah, end up kt ctu gak. nak bli tie xjadi2 sampai skg and i think ill sebat my dad nye tie la - kaler black and maroon kot. malas plak nak choosy2 sgt. ahad plak kua ngn huda g klcc shopping sket. managed to buy a 1gb pendrive. tula pendrive pertame yg aku bli lam idop aku..sangat sayang akannye. huhu..rm70 je.brand toshiba, zop a pilih, bodo tol, kalo xbes siap ko..malam plak tgk charity shield ngn dak2 ni kt NZ. honestly, it was the best performance by liverpool against chelsea in years. perfect! everyone was perfect.. tp nobody's perfect? ok ok, everyone played superbly..huhu! we won 2-1 and it was a nice wrap up for the great weekend. sbbnye aku xg keje pon 2-2 hari..nice bariong, anda akan makin dibenci! hahahahaha..

my convo nyer suit dah siap, lame dah siap actually but smalam dah siap pendekkan the pants and gosok and dryclean.. test2 skek kt umah rase cam sgt segak dan bergaye..wahahahaha!! tp bukan suit putih soyat aa..huhu. siyesly aku berdoa kpd tuhan yg esa harap2 soyat xbace blog aku.. siyes kalo die bace, koang2 sumer redi buat kenduri arwah ek? tanam aku kt klang dah la..tpi bukit kt masjid kaler kuning tuh.. xyah jauh2..huhu! tuh kalo soyat bacela. my shirt this year kaler pink. jadi pinky donald sket, xtau la ok ke x.. nampak cam oang tua plak tbe2.. tp ok kott. aku bjaye bli suit itam belang kacis, shirt pink, kasut bonia mak aku pilih yg agak ketuaan bak kate adik aku,

dah a, xde bende bes pon berlaku lam idop aku..nak blog pon xde mud. ngntok saje..nite sume! (padehal br 12 tgh hari) weh ciriterz..jum fantasy!!nice gle truje gle nak fantasyyy

saye jahat, kerete free?, debutants, bbq, haiyak

2006-08-11T11:17:00.000+08:00

yeay harini dah jumaat.. smmgnye hari jumaat sgt bergaye sbbnye ley lunch 3jam, hoho..xbaik aku. tol2, marilah g smyg jumaat!! anyway harini aku plan nakg klcc mase lunch nak tman watak X g membeli belah baju convo. aku xley tulis name watak tu sbb xbaikla kan tulis name oang len xg smyg jumaat. hahahahahaha~ arini aku soloranger g kat ocbc. dah 3hari aku soloranger tp aku lakzjer sbb dah hebat skang hahaha..ni ialah pos hasel!

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haaaa, bende ni berlaku mase kames senja arituh. aku tgh balik dr ocbc naek lrt n turun la kat putra bangsar sbb kete aku park kat ctuh. sampai2 je kt lrt tuh nampak cam meriah semacam je ramai plak oang2 kt ctuh yg tgh bediri2 cam borak2 aku wat donno jela. sampai kat kete tbe2 ade minah cine ni dtg. dgn loghat cine die, die ckp

cinepompuan - cing co ceng hua maa chow walow cing cek ngaa
cine(aku) - huh? i dun speak chinese la..sori
cinepompuan - waaaaaaaaaaa, abg melayu meh? [ngn muke pandai berlakon tekejut]
cine(aku) - yelaa, nak ape? [kimak aku nak g shopping ni jgn a kaco]
cinepompuan - waa abg umur blape?manyak pandai ini, buleh bli keleta maaa..
cine(aku) - saye mmg bakat pon [sbrnye ayah saye bli wahahaha]
cinepompuan - abg, abg slalu shopping dkat mane? saye ni dali bla2 ade 'pomowtion' utk beri voucher free saje. abg hanye perlu buka ini sampul dan tros tandatangan n bwk pegi kedai la n shopping laptop ke pc ke
cine(aku) - x minat!! lgpon saye dah ade dah sume tuh[aku dah taula trick ni,wahaha]
cinepompuan - abg, ini free saje lagipon tlgla..saye mau dpt komisyen
cine(aku) - yela, saye dah lambat ni xde mase nak dgr cite nak bagi sampul baktang!!! [bukak jela kang die xnak blah plak]

haaaaaa, koang tau x cite alan ngn nazya yg kene bende yg same??huhu.. alan kene kat rnr sg buloh last sem ,mase kitrang blk kl kjap time fyp alan cite kat aku sbb mamat cine tuh siap ade kt ctuh g. nazya lak kene ade oang ketuk pintu umah aku kt flora time tuh..samung blk kt cite aku..lpas aku koyakkan sampul bodo kaler ijo tuh die pon amek la sampul tuh

cinepompuan - mali saye tgk abg menang ape.. [tbe2 die terdiam mate tebeliak sambil tlompat2 muke dah kua air mate.. hebat gle minah ni blakon]..abg abg, waaaahh wahhhh abg tau x abg menang ape?? salam saye dulu mari2..
cine(aku) - [alaaa, mesti kerete nye].. haa ape ye? kerete kott..
cinepompuan - yela, waa abg..tahniah2, abg mng kerete perdana.. ok2, abg pegi ofis dptkan cop n sign, tros ley mng kerete.. cpat abg, yeayyy yeayyyy..
cine(aku) - hmmm [gle kimak minah ni terer nak mati blakon, kalo yg lelaki sure xbakat camni, sampai air mate kua duh..kagum] xnak laaaa!!
cinepompuan - abg, kenape ngn abg ni, kerete pon xnak ke?? haaaa?
cine(aku) - xnak!
cinepompuan - ok, tenkiu! [sambil tros blah]

persoalannye.. kalo la bebetol mng kete nape die blah camtuh je lpas aku ckp xnak secare keras 2 kali? soklan kedue, nape byk ngn kampeni nak bg kete ni apefakk? soklan ketige, dah xde soklan dah..huhu. alan dulu mng kete waja, nazya mng kete nice skek, toyota kott kalo xsilap, aku lak perdana. hahahaha!! mase harituh aku ngn nazya dah glak2 psl bende ni sbb nazYa kene time las 2 weeks. alan a first kene tp die xcite kt ramai oang.. tp yg nazya mmg klaka a sbb mamat tuh ketuk pintu n lpas nazya mng kete gak, mamat tuh ckp 'abang, bagi saye call supervisor saye dulu..tp saye xde kredit. pinjam hp abang ley?" time tuh mmg bodo bakk la..

aku dah bincangkan bende ni ngn nazya sbrnye, time harituh lepak kt flora ade la soang budak utp ni..die soang pompuan name die dirahsiekan.. nazya nampak la mamat yg bagi sampul surat "Wah, abg mng kereta" kt minah tuh pas2 minah tuh cam tepengaruh a..tbe2, kitrang glak2 nazya ckp.. tbe2 tunggu 10minit tgk minah tuh bwk blk kete honda.. ngangak! hahahaha.. tuhla cerite die, kalo koang nak tes2 manela tau ley mng kete.. g la carik2 oang2 camni, sngje sure ade..skg makin menular ni,huhu.. anyway, aku xnakla mng kete aku nak mng moto je tula aku minum ali cafe..hahahahaha.. hasel!! "saye menang motttoo"~

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waa debutants scored on their debut, n1 to mark gonzales and craig bellamy!! ynwa..

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weh gradderz, wiken ni bbq.. kamans2 kalo lg power bwk a makanan sket2 hahahahaha

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actually tgh sgt2 bz skg so sori if post2 sume xbes hasel n pendek2.. cam sgt susah nak bloggaz kt ocbc ni..down! anyway, happy treasure hunting to treasure hunters sekalian..

isnin yg buhsan, soulyat? fumble, GE, sultan ngn nazya si ikan paus, liverpool kit

2006-08-07T18:41:00.000+08:00

hmm, its monday. monday is usually the worst start of the week. actually minggu ni cam relax sket thanks to the network connection between ocbc and meps, the MEPS SIT Test is being stopped for network checking and configurations. nice gak a because xyah bz bz struggle bace logs yg tramat banyak. so, lepak kt ocbc doing nothing and sambil2 tu layan soccernet ngn skysports, liverpoolfc.tv, godek2 sane godek2 sini..tp di samping lepak2 tu ade la buat changes on codes yg watie suruh smlm. the best part is watie soh aku edit and pikir camne nak tuka process of the application yg semestinyer sgt susah bagi aku. mase kt uni nak buat application bodo2 pon tekial2, ni watie igt aku ni dewa j2ee ke po. aku masih struggle ngn penggunaan java yg basic. karat gler babi.. nak pass2 value pon dah lupe, apetah pass javabeans..adeih.. agak susah edit code oang len..tp start from scrap lagi sangap. aku gune java api (bukan adik aku yer) utk gune macam2 method lam java tu tp cam susah babi nak pakai sbb basic lemah, hahahaha.. so harini aku harap2 xyah blk ofis.. dah muak asek dok ofis sampai mlm2 n wiken. tlgla cpat convo ni aku nak amek seminggu leave sbb nak lepak ngn dak2 kt utp..arghhhhhhhh cpat la mase..isk2..

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wiken lpas mmg sangap cam sial, sabtu aku balik klang tgk atuk aku kt spital then lepak2 umah nenek aku jap pas2 aku pon tros blk umah dasara sbb keje ari ahad. tp malam tu lomon ngn zop dtg layan winning so bes gkla fosing2 men gem sampai lebam. ahad tu aku struggle lepak ofis ngn otak yg xde mud, so ble keje je sume xjalan.. otak jd lembap sbb tensen. nazya sutan lomon ngn beyo g basket kt um. tbe2 soyat tanye, "yoyi men basket ke?"..aku tros tegelak sendirian. soyat ni ialah watak rempit kancil yg agak ganas. die dak staroba. tp smlm ade satu kejadian yg sgt klaka. die blk je umah die ckp."arien, kete audi sape kt bwh, sblah paking rumah". utk pengetahuan korang paking kitrang dah designated la 2 slot. so ley knal la paking sblah2 mane yg kosong dan mane yg tidak. aku pon ckp, "audi?sapa?". lam hati aku aku tau tuh mesti kete honda lomon. mase dak2 basket blk aku tanyela lomon. "weh mon, kete honda ko park B2 eh?". mmg tpat soyat so rempit kete dah salah! die kate honda lomon tuh audi. kantoi!! tlg la soyat xbace blog aku, kalo x sure aku kene pukul, adeih!

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aku pnat bekerje..sok kene g GE (great eastern) lak sbb kene g datacentre ocbc..malasnyer kene bgn pagi2 sampai sane at 9am sharp.so kene bgn cam beyo,baka bakk!!

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sultan soh cite pasal "bang2, ikan paus bang!"..ngn "bang2, ikan duyung bang!" ..ngn "bang2, ikan yu bang" tp aku xreti sgt sbb aku xde di tempat kejadian..hahahaha, tp sumerang kene tau duh cite tu..hahahahahah!! glak bakk.sultan, ko je la tulis kt blog ko ..nazya skali..taula 7e xde net, hahaha..

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i think the new liverpool kit rocks! really, sgt2 lawa aku rase..ngn si liverbird kacis2 di buntut.. aku nak bli gak wpon harge die 250..hahahahaha..

hari..hari..hari..........harimauuu..hasel

2006-08-02T16:33:00.000+08:00

harituh aku lupe nak cite..mase hari kebakaran (refer to previous post) tuh terjadi, wafa ngn fabog dtg melawat mlm tu sbb saje2 la ade shiang dengang mattang (geng ganung) kt umah aku. derang sampai around 1230 am. aku ade bli blind 2 ktol nak ltak kt tingkap yg pagi2 ade bende akan menyinar kt situ. bende tuh ialah matahari pagi yg kaya ngn vitamin d ke ape ke yg aku xsuke. sbb kaco tdo aku a semestinye. so aku pon ble 2 blinds yg kene gantung kai skru yg ade cangkuk tu. tp problem die camne aku nak skru ke dinding batu, mane logik sial. so pa pon bg idea kt umah die ade drill. yg bunyik bising tula, drill berjename bosch. wafa ngn fabog pon sampe n kitrang time tuh tgh men winning eleven ramai2 huha2 wat cam kt utp, lupelak yg ade jiran tetangge di sekeliling. kitrang pon sebat jela gelak2 sambil aku pa ngn fabog sibuk drill dinding.. "greeeennngggg" bunyik drill yg cam salah je penggunaan bunyik aku.. greeeng cam bunyik mel men tulang badan die..greng greng, hasel! ok lpas drill2 tuh tbe2 pakgad suloh2 kai torchlite dr bwh maybe sbb bising sgt.

yela ko bayangkan dulu time f5 men boling lam dorm pon roskam ley dgr dr umah die yg cam 500meter dr blok kitrang. nikan drill berkuase 400hp yg die kt bwh tuh je..sure jiran2 dah komplen, tp kitrang wat bodo je..die suluh2 kitrang pon stop jap,pas2 samung lek, hahahahaha!! pas2 die wat bunyik kai mulut tuh.. camne aku nak tulis ni demm! chwit ke butuh apeke xkesa la..nazya lak g layan chwit2 dr atas, baka gle pakgad tuh..pas2 gelaknye gelak sampai tbe2 ade oang ketuk pintu.. tok tok tok!! nampak a kaki dr bayang2 bwh pintu tuh..byk kali mamat tu ketuk.lam mase 0.35 saat, rumah jd sunyi sepi lampu dah tepadam n tv tuh elok je on ngn winning tp oang sume ilang dah lari masok bilik nazya, bilik aku ngn beyo..hahahahahaha!!mmg hebat menyuruk kitrang ni.

lpas dah nyuruk lam bilik, still ade ktok..tok tok tok tok tok!!kitrang wt dono jer.. padehal oang tu bodo, pintu kayu tuh ley je men tolak je,wahahaha.. tp maybe die xsdar pintu tuh osak dah, hahahaha!!! pas2 dah 2-3 minit snyap..ade tok tok tok gak..rupenye nazya wt klaka die ktok pintu bilik die..bodo nye nazya botak (nazya dah botak kembali slpas naza keje 7e hari pertame smlm)..abesla cite..lpas tngu 30minit oang tuh blah, kitrang pon turun la g syed makan roca cirit. name roca tuh roca cirit sbb beyo asek cirit je lpas makan roca tu, kitrang sume lakzjer die je ngade. bodo bentong peghut lemoh!! haa, 1 g.. pagi td aku bgn tdo then suddenly ade bau kebakaran ngn asap byk gk..sah cine bwh smayang..hahahaha!!

rumah terbakar panggil bomba

2006-07-31T11:45:00.000+08:00

smlm hari ahad, bersamaan dgn 30 july 2006. aku xbuat pape pon melainkan pergi ke wedding member aku farhan, yg jugak mak si farhan ni besfren mak aku dan juge rakan sekerje mase mereke mude2 suke ronggeng dulu. yela, keje stewardess kan.. anyway, farhan ni aku knal dah lame lg, dr zaman2 lee sharpe men man u mahupon collymore fowler tgh ltop! mase aku g umah farhan ni, dptla jumpe family die, agak bes a sbb lame gle xjumpe si dhania ngn zafran tu. teringat zaman kecik2 men tahpape nyuruk2 sume..mummy plak cam hepi gle jumpe member2 lame ex cabin crew dulu2 cam uncle don, uncle wan, dll yg aku dah lupe. tringat lagi satu cite, anak uncle don ni (name die muhamadon tp bkn unc don hartamas yer) name awin ngn wina (agak pemalas carik name gak makbapak derang), dulu geng2 aku time kekecik gk a.. tp derang tua sket.. tp due2 dah kawen n ade anak..isk2, nape sume dah beso2.. ok tuh bkn cite aku yg sbnr aku nak cite smlm unit apatmen bwh bilik aku tebakar!!!!menyingkap kesah mlm td, dr 9..9..9... < - cite feveret epoi

"tok tok tok" aku ktok pintu unit dan tros menolak pintu tu sbb aku tau pintu tuh aku rosakkan mase hari first aku pindah. dah direpair beberape kali tp gagal, aku nampak shiam,beyo,matta ngn nazya tgh melepet men gem dpan tv. tbe2 nampak cam beyo lari2 ckp bau tebakar soh aku cek umah bwh, aku cek aaa..xde sgt tp bau asap mmg kuat gle.. sume dah cuak..kitrang pon carik2 bau mane tau ade puntung je tbaka lam tin ke..tp bau kuat n rase haba gle..aku pon carik2 api then aku cek bwh balcony..aku panjat sket n usya umah bwh mmg api kuat gle cam panas gle and nampak a merah2 menyale dr dlm umah. aku jerit 'weh usya umah bwh tbaka duh'<- konfem la sumerang lari cam anak burung ke balkoni n usya skali. shiam dah cuak sbb kete die bebetol bwh umah tu. then kitrang pon tros bincang, "amek brg berharge kte chalo dr umah ni mane tau runtuh ke".. kitrang baru nak call bomba n jadi hero, mane tau ley masok edisi siasat ke, majalah 3 ke, xpon 999 pon jadila wpon aku tau nnt 999 epoi soang je tgk kt dunie ni..baru nak call, beyo ckp kte g usya lu umah tu mane tau owner die fyb ke.. sume lari menggelupur g lua apatment.. tbe2 sume tecengak dpan surau tu..oooo, kunci tinggal kt dalam..xde sape bwk kunci wpon ade 3 set..sume cuak men lari je..matta kene pakse amek so die g masok amek..kitrang pon nek lif g tingkat 3 umah bwh tu..bau tebaka kuat gle tp knape jiran2 chill je..adeih!

kitrang pon tros bajet umah mane..sbb umah kitrang third dr lift..so tentula umah tu pon same. kitrang pon cek2 n ketuk pintu.. "tok tok tok tok"cam sinyap je.. tbe2 ade soang cine muke cam kevin dak extenders utp tuh bukak..

"tbaka ke rumah?"
"manede tbaka la,lu jgn risau la..haiyaaaa" (sambil sengih baru menang judi)

sume blur..rupenye cine tuh smayang ke baka ketas halau hantu ke apelanco..adeih, sampai abes rase panas gle umah mlm td..isk2..gle down!! baru nak jadi hero call bomba. huhu. baka nye pasal sumerang g syed makan roca soang due. nice!

ESU, HSBC, gaji, LRT

2006-07-26T20:23:00.000+08:00

at last, bjaye gak aku g esu utk lapor diri.. aku sbrnye tgh fia mlm td so aku pon amek pluang utk bangun agak lamat dan ckp watie aku nakg klcc..aku pon bgn kol 11pagi td tros g wat acc maybank kt dataran maybank. mase aku nakg si minah ni soh isi2 sume aku isi a sampai pnat. pas2 kan, die ckp eh, awk keje kt mt kiara.. policy maybank skg kene bukak kt branch yg berdekatan.. tp die nak yg plg dkat.. altho mt kiara ngn bangsar 5minit die ckp hartamas lg dkat. tp sukehati aku a ktner aku nak buat.. tol x? aku xsuke hartamasnye sbb xbyk clerk yg cun, sukehati a kan? tol x? anyway aku bersusahpayah wat acc maybank pon sbb gaji nak masok dah ujung bulanla katekan..hahahahaha! aku pon lpas g maybank 2jam lebey lam kol 1 aku tros kol pesot..die pon ckp set nak lanje aku mkn kentak..nice! mund0k pijak pon call tp aku ckp aku kt kentak derang pon sibuk xjadila jumpe. aku g esu xfotostet satu hapak bende pon. aku tros la call alek keb soh die xerox sume bende kt ofis die pas2 ktrang pon g level 9 same2 setelkan sume bende and after dat aku g kt level 63 kat HR nak tnye psl interview aku..abes cite. lpas tuh aku pon g ocbc.. cite ni bodo sbrnye just nak tyg
1) aku dah lapor diri
2) aku makan free
3) dpt hafday sampai 430ptg tp kene keje sampai 12mlm, hasel!

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HSBC is a well known bank throughout the world. abbreviation HSBC tuh honkong shanghai bank of commerce..kan? aku pon xsure tp td time drive2 kt lorong maarof blkg jalan maarof tuh aku tnampak restoran HSBC.. cuak gk aku, xsempat plak nak amek gambaq..so aku hapal je la.. HSBC = Hot and Spicy Bangsar Cuisine.. fakeruni!

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first pay aku patot today..tp sbb acc maybank aku baru siap tgh hari td anne manager aku xsempat nak masokkan gaji. gler down! so esok la baru dpt gaji.. first gaji duh..sgt terharu aku!! n1..

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smlm pengalaman plg ngeri aku nek LRT. the day before that was monday kan LRT rosak masok paper sume. aku salah satu mangse kejadian tu. bkn mangsa yg tesangkut kt dalam trowong la..tp mangse xdpt nek tren dr ocbc so kene nek cab. kimak tol! so smlm iaitu hari slase aku pon nek la tren dr jamek ke arah bangsar and tbe2 dkt pasar seni tren tuh cam dah pelik2 sket dienye brek tp aku abaikan. sampai je kt pasar seni die slambe wat emergency brake sampai sumerang tegolek terjerit2.. aku pon cam agak cuak time pas2 pintu tuh xreti2 nak bukak.tren tuh statik je kt lrt pasar seni xnak bukak pintu.. pas2 ade pengumuman bla2..tren tuh slambe gerak kesian kt oang yg nk turun kt pasar seni sume dah blur.. sampai je sentral die wat announcement soh sape yg nak trn pasar seni turun situ patah balik..aku pon nekjela sampai bangsar ngn cuak. arini aku fobia ble lrt tuh nak stop hahahaha..buduhs!!

siti's wedding in lipis, LRT and tayar, gay song, kene maki, bbq gradderz, goodbye

2006-07-25T11:27:00.000+08:00

tifa nyer weeding harituh marked as the 1st person in our batch 9701 that got married.. officially! tp xto gak if ade antare2 kite yg kawen kt siam xpon nikah koboi (sila rujuk paper kosmo beberape minggu lalu). anyway, first time aku layan konvoi kete dr kl sebanyak lebey kuang 15 bijik kete pelbagai jenis, majoritinye terdiri dr kete buatan malaysia.. alhamdulillah, sure tun M suke..hahahahahaha! mase kitrang sampai2 je, dah bising cam sial and tros g serbu bride..bukan bridesgroom yer. wafa ngn slambenyer tros naik kt stage kt pelamin tuh panceng2 sumerang amek gamba then tifa ngn husband die tpaksela layan skali. lpas kitrang dah layan2 amek gamba kitrang pon bising2 kt atas tuh cam budak xcukop umur sambil dperhatikan oleh ramai oang2 tua. kitrang tros la makan.. tp tbe2 kitrang sedar ade satu pengumuman.. "kepade ibu dan bapa pasangan, sekarang adalah sesi bergambar" <- abestuh kitrang potong line ke tadi?? nampak gayenye mmgla..hahahahahah! tp bende plg sial ialah epoi ngn joe layan karaoke kt dpan tuh klaka cam sial sbb ramai gle oang tgk.. dahla due2 kai baju batik kaler same ngn joe lak kai spek itam sambil nyanyi.. epoi nyanyi lagu gadis mlayu mawi tu joe lak nyanyi lagu seroja ke apetah yg jamal nyanyi tuh.. lpas abes kitrang pon g semesta sbb ontheway, amek2 gambaq sket pas2 blah..tamatlah perkahwinan siti di kuala lipis..tp siti farah kamarudin bkn siti nurhaliza tarudin..amin!! smoge mereka bahagie hingge ke selame2nye..

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smlm sgtlah fia pas2 lrt bodo tuh ley rosak lak kt bwh tanah manetah..lpas aku kua je dr ocbc tbe2 rase cam ade riot, lam hati aku igt ade peperangan ke ape ke..sbb polis bomba ambulans sume cam keco2 kt lua masjid jamek nye stesen tu..pas2 ramai gle oang bekompol2 kt lua tu. aku pon tanye2 rupenyer lrt rosak.haish, mase tuh dah kol 845 then aku pon pikir babi ngntok ni, kene blk gk..tah mane aku melilau g jln tar, jln raja laut ke jalanraye..blasah je sume carik cab, dpt la soang cab TBG yg baik hati..aku pon g la lrt bangsar pas2 amek kete aku yg park kt paking india rm4 sehari kampeni aku bayarkan.. aku pon balik umah ngn epoi, mak aku dtg tp taya die pancit.. lpas aku ngn epoi jack2..jack tuh bkn name ake..eh, ake jack ek?aku pon xigt.. tbe2 kete tuh cam fia die tgolek..siyes fuckin tegolek..eh xla tegolek..jack tuh tefia jap..kete jatuh..babi first time aku alami situasi camtuh..mak aku dah panic aku ngn epoi lakzjer..wahahahaha, pas2 ade la cine ni bagi jack hidraulik..dptla pasang gak taya tuh.. penat cam sial jugak smlm, lpas layan burak2 jap lam 1 lbey aku pon fyb..

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the 'gayest' song ever..damn lagu muse baru single bodo tu mmg cam lagu britney spears.. ooo baby im a fool for bla2..tah aku xsuke..sak ess gle.. sape dah dgr satu album cam aku nescaye akan tros muntah ijau on the spot.huhuhuhu

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smlm aku kene mrh ngn annie, malas nak cite tp baka gle tp sbb aku cool aku repot kt watie, watie kaverkan ckp die yg bsalah..hahaha. annie projek manager utk projek ni sbb die client.. kitrang vendor je. smlm aku keje soang2 kt cni mmg mintak kene marah dahla aku dtg lamat..hahahaha, pas2 xley nak SSH solaris kt great eastern..mmg baka a aku call a annie ni pas2 die maki knape aku xcall ricky or darren sbg oang network..g mampos a aku nak call die..kate proj manager aku vendor baru keje 3minggu g mati aku nak ckp ngn derang mane aku ade num tpon, anyway..hahahaha..g mampos la smlm..

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thanx kt beyo ngn diyana dtg melawat saye di ocbc masjid jamek utk lunch harituh,hahahaha.. arini jaja lak nak dtg..kalo tabo mmg aarrrr..huhu.. maqan! haaaa, 1 g.. bbq gradderz kt apartment maybe weekend ni sape xutp gradderz xbace blog ni padan muke sbb jemputan terhad melalui blog je..sape xgrad g padan muke gak..wahahahaha.. the thing is aku ngn beyo nk bli kambing ngn ayam banyak2 n bbq.. then koang2 sume share a bende2 knickknack len2.. cam air ke whatsoever..k?nnt aku konfemkan by thursday sbb tkt gaji xmasok g camne nak buat..wahahaha, aku kene bukak acc maybank ni kalo x gaji lamat 3 hari wahahahaha..

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goodbye to zinedine zidane and dennis bergkamp!! seriously im gonna miss the both of u as the entertainer of the world of football. ill always remember those skills and art that u guys have performed. without the both of u the world of football will be a bit quiet. au revoir to zidane, the best player of the world till he headbutted materazzi (sbb die dah redkad dah abesla zaman bes player die).. vaarwel to bergkamp, the deadliest striker in the hole that connects the finisher with the midfielder..the bergkamp testimonial was perfect with ian wright, overmars, seaman, rijkaard, and even van basten and cruyff.. nice to see them playing again!!

treasurehunters

2006-07-20T14:20:00.000+08:00

weh treasurehunters.. ahahaha,

link ni nice -->http://convofair.soulremedy.info/coverage04.html

baru je jumpe..wpon xofficial ke ape g mampos..ygpenting trase sronok
geli geleman gak ah

taun ni mng sepam g jom!!

free labour, annie(ocbc), apartment, housemates, siti and datuk k, google, CONGRATULATIONS

2006-07-20T11:23:00.000+08:00

greetings..
it's been a while..yeah, i know. it's not that i'm lazy to post, or i don't have the mood..apparently, i dun have the TIME!!imagine working from 9.00 (err, i think it's 10 to be honest) till late at night every two days, going back at 1-2 am..i just don't have the time to do other stuffs. it's a fuckin boring life!! anyway i really hope this OCBC thingy ends soon.. god plz help us to find the solutions for all those problems..argh, i hate it when i am at the office at 2-3 am in the morning..feel pressured when i imagine the sweetness and lust of sleeping.tuesday nite, nazya was supposed to arrive at pudu around 1159pm but he end up forcing us to drive to pudu at 3am, crazy..so i had less sleep on wednesday but managed to work till 130am..dammit i was sleepy that time..mmg hukuman!

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i'm in ocbc rite now..not that tired and sleepy coz i woke up late..doing testing and deployment alone. if that was the only case, its finelah because stakat dok soang2 and being 'dikepung' by all these chinese workaholics in ocbc's it dept. its ok la tu be dikepung and do my work alone, like my boss azman ckp yesterday, "arien, how do u enjoy work?baru keje 1 week dah kene campak in the middle of the pool".. he refers to annie - the ocbc core banking fpx project manager..siyes garang cam sial.. kalah a sgale2 garang kt dunie ni.. i guess, this is the REAL world..as a vendor i got to respect her but she sumtimes talk like i am a piece of shit[maybe ade gk a sket2,haha], so she'll get some lah.. sumtimes when she is talking gibberish and mumbling2 like hell, i'll just pick up the phone, pretending im talking and do the hand signal for her to wait as im busy..n1!

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the new apartment is nice, really want to share the photos of the place with u guys..anyway sape2 nak dtg and chill out just give me a call..alamat rumah i also dono..i know its on the 4th floor aka 3A.. house number, i think..errrr, i really think its 7 but im not sure so dun give a damn about that but its rite in front of the surau on that floor.. nice kan, sume jadi TBG skang. i realized that many of u dunno what TBG is.. TBG stands for tabligh.. no offence to them, but this is what we call u..yes..TBG.. nothing offensive as well, just the usual-typical-3-letters-trademark.beyo and i bought quite a few things to brighten up our place so that it will not be so boring [cam nazya ngn mmq nye dulu] wahahaha..
we got 2 velvet maroon single sofas and a small coffee table right in front of the cheapskate tv and playstation2 facing a pink wall. eh, not facing but 'sandaring' the pink wall..the dvds are placed in a small basket bought from ikea.. the tv table was bought from ikea for 50bucks..thanks to epoi and ake for DIYing it..yoyie brought a maroon carpet from home and my mom got me one too..so we got 2 side by side carpet in the living room. living room is rite beside the sliding door, we never close the sliding door sbb sgt layam udare kurang tercemar, (yeah right!). in the kitchen, there's a stove and a few stuffs la.. toilets are clean and nice..slesa a layam berak wahahahahaha..not much to tell but we end up enjoying staying there..g swimming pool everynite (swimming pool on the same floor) but surau xpnah jejak..koang ni nak jadi ape aaaaa? jadi engineer cikgu!!hasell..<- plz refer to cerite alipkeb time skola lu..kitrang kene maki ngn warden polek (cikgu ni kitrang panggil ponggong molek) sbb buat bising..so alipkeb glabah ni nak kene rotan...

polek - kamu ni alif, dulu baik..kamu nak jadi ape a?
alif - jadi engineer cikgu!!
(tros kene rotan on the spot, nice)

my room also ok laaa..kosong but dikemas dgn baik..hahahahaha, maybela.. my kemas level is like koang nyer buruk level la kot.. i'll upload the photos nanti lah, now very busy maa..some more xde kat office susah la no etnik kt ocbc ni..ade but habat..byk sites kene block!! ********************************************************* its official - housemates for E-3A-07,Flora Damansara1)Arien2)Yoyie3)Nazya for now, deckerz tgh tangguk duduk free..hahaha, cam sial!!tp xpelah, nnt kitrang buli soh die cuci toilet.. people yg dah pnah dtg makan,swim,kemas,pasang2 brg ikea,men gem,fia,mandi.. 1)epoi 2)ake 3)huda 4)wafa 5)fabog 6)mum

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kenape malaysians cam suke menyebuk tpi kain oang len a? just leave what siti and datuk k wants to do lah..derang xkacau our lives so why must we??kan?? gle duit ke ape ke, knape nak kene send sms to papers and all..buat bodo dah aa..nnt kte kawen nnt dpt balasan oang kutuk2 xsuke..wahahahaha..xnak ckp byk2 psl ni..geliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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google.com -> i heard sumwhere from the radio that google is now officially a word. usually it takes 15-20 years to get a word in a dictionary, but google took only 5.. google this, google that..hahahaha..xpnah pon oang ckp yahoo la bende tu..msn la bende tu..kecik ati engine lain xpat masok dictionary.. but still, google does not like it because they say it takes away the trademark of it.want to know more?? GOOGLE lah!!

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congrats to wafa for his new job kat pj and nazya with his new job kat desa yg die lom confirm nak kene xnak sbb tunggu result interview petronas..congrats to me sbb kene keje till late nite everyday.. and congrats to me n beyo jugak sbb sket g nak dpt duit gaji,wahahaha.. congrats also goes to alan sbb akan buat SAP cert berharge 30ribu in october..giggsy mmq, congrats for..ntah..congrats sbb koang dpt kwn bes cam aku..nice!!hahahahahaa.nak congrats ke xnak a kt siti..xyah la, hahahahaha!!

"congratulations, and happylation lalalalalalalala.." <- lagu ni aku cam pnah dgr time kecik2 xigt dah.. adios~

saye rajin

2006-07-08T21:20:00.000+08:00

after seminggu keje hasel, friday was the pinnacle that i went back from office at 7plus.. then, the other thing was due to ocbc nye project dateline next friday..we had to gung ho all the way through out the weekend as well.. skang aku kat office.. super malang..from 4pm (tuh pon dah kautim sbb g umah kazen) and now its 911pm, im still mengkaji2 those fpx nye codes yg banyak nak mati..siyes banyak class yg path nak carik die nye superclass or anak2 die sangat ssh..dahla byk declaration import yg xbes.. cam "import my.com.bank.process.*". bile bende ini berlaku ssh aku nak trace mane certain methods come from sbb xde name class die..tros ltak star je,xbesh..damn! (sorry for non - IT readers).

theres only the 3 of us rite now..sume geng2 developer, me watie and shaz..haiyak, kete dahla park kt burger king..sgt jauh la..xpela experience keje malam during weekends hahahahaha.so malam ni aku nak chow from office at 11pm, and stret away tgk 3rd 4th..haish..keje weekend for free..buruh kasar..nice!!hahahahaha..las nite ajed lanje makan besar..thanx wpon ko kimak xajak bbq las yr sbb lupe..pale hotak ko!!

mattafak?

2006-07-07T12:19:00.001+08:00

pade satu masa dahulu, zrb a.k.a. zurabes ssh nak mendengar oang ckp perkataan kotor/talk dirty/cakap xelok/bende lucah seperti babi, bodo, sial, dan pukimak apetah lagi..tp baru2 ni aku berburak ngn zrb kt ofis sbb sangap..dan aku dpt kesan sesuatu..zrb telah berubah jadi sdikit jahat mungkin disebabkan oleh pengaruh rakan2 sebaye di kawasan perumahan ataupon dr adik2nye yg nakal..ataupun ntahlaa..sile lihat di bawah

xde bende ley aku comment..aku tegamam seketike.."nampak tu aku tulis woii" hahahaha.. tp mmg nice..hahahahahahah..n1 zrb!!

ps - zrb soh aku ltak printscreen yg die sbrnye typo..tp mungkin tuh die tgh cover je..mungkin alibi..mungkin die mmg sengaje..mungkin die mmg silap..hanye die dan tuhan yg tahu..hahahahahahahhahaahaha (gelak jahat)..

lawak NZ

2006-07-07T00:57:00.000+08:00

mase tgk gem italy german..beyo bwk kwn die dr bentong..so aku panggil geng2 kpd kawan beyo itu geng2 bentong..

italy pon score..GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!

watak bentong 1 = waaa go go italy, german boley balik!!!
watak bentong 2 = mane boley balik bodo.. tuan rumah aaa, stay sini je
watak bentong 1 = (xpuas hati), cni malaysiala bodo
watak2 lain = memandang satu same lain sambil terdiam..

nice..

REAL work..at last!!

2006-07-06T22:25:00.000+08:00

after getting a few labour work at the office due to watie's absence (she has been in ocbc for the past 4 full days), i finally got a call from her to actually give a little hand for zainal(clb mutasi) and those two can't-talk-english-indians from india, i mean pure indians..they pronounce everything like de(the) with the pekat D, bildddd(build), stenddalound app(standalone), oowes(OS) - everything with perfect qalah2 kubra and sughra.

watie called me to help on in creating the log files for ocbc to view it from the jsp's created earlier. the must fucked up thing is during the NIPG (national internet payment gateway), the logs were web based and ocbc wants it in .pdf form. so, we created the logs using jasperreports (a java opensource method) and the problem was that was the first time in my entire life i came across that fuckin term. read! read! read! haish..only 2 days maa i got, very immoralized rite now.. so i think trow mmg kene stayback kt office la gamaknye..dammit! those indians pon xley pakai, asal soh derang explain, i need a indian-english dwibahasa dictionary.

so today, the jobs and tasks i did were:

prepare a notice for the "hidden" intercom outside the glass door
read about java struts
prepare a log generator using jasperreport method
angkat2 the tables for datuk and put carpet underneath those tables, yah..and the fridge also lol!
the first time i berak kt office, quite nice tp xley isap rokok - who dares maa, the toilet is well equipped with smoke (or heat) sensors.. as well a fuckin motion sensor so that the lights will switch off by itself in 20 minutes if there are no movement - bodonye plaza konon gempak
shak kok kt balcony about 4times only, angin bes gle
on the way to the 60bucks parking lot, a guard that was on a golf buggy tumpangkan me to my car, worth all the money though - 60 bucks for an open space parking 5 minutes from office and a buggy ride..hahahaha
godek2 pc buruk
updated the camtech website..

4 hari suda? tu dah 400ringgit..hahaha

2006-07-06T11:03:00.000+08:00

4th day of work..watie still xde,ahahaha.. anyway id like to congratulate france for reaching the finals.. nice gile, really wanted france to move on to the finals as i knew derang tu kuat sbrnye, cume xjumpe buku ngn ruas (btol ke nih, haha).. so finally they defeated spain,brazil and also protugal. what a great achievement for them. zidane has always been my greatest player of the world.. a bit better than ronaldinho and for him to retire after the world cup finals, or even with the world cup is going to be one hell of a great achievement! salute to the legendary zizou..from the beginning, geng2 cirit shah alam (me and nyzas) has predicted france to win against brazil and also spain and we were correct - hebat gak a predict..hahaha!! if u guys sedar, france will play well when zidane plays well and after the knockout stages he showed everyone how to play football with beauty and intelligence.. people that plays any kinda sports with beauty and grace will be successful i guess (refer to roger federer, haha)..

portugal sucks! keje nak berlakon je..siyes baka!! sket2 nak jatuh, sket2 nak jatuh - serves them right losing to france last night.. go go croissant (not kuroya san, to yakitate lovers).

anyway, liverpool fc will be forcing and pushing chelsea all the way next season as we have completed several signings already.. the first one was craig bellamy from blackburn, mark gonzales' work permit has been approved, the young gabriel palleta has signed and finally fabio aurelio signed for free from valencia. and for me, robbie fowler will be fit and he is also considered a new signing..ynwa!

sambung lpas ni, pnat bakk.. tgh layan2 sun nyer website nak kasi java keras sket..hahaha..chowballerz

sithick oh sithick

2006-07-05T13:44:00.000+08:00

hahaha..bjaye buat keje kacis..burnkan cd ip3(name projek ecommerce) and buat label..hasel kan keje cam opisboy je..hahahaha. busan balik dah, baru kol 145 and 3 more hours to go..hmm, sajeje pos kacis..td aku makan nasi goreng ayam, siyes tringat nasi goreng tanam sithick..ngn mango nata de coco..huwaaa rindu bakk.. dahla kt mamak bwh ni nasi goreng ayam rm6..xsnonoh lansung, air sirap rm1.50.. baka bakk,tp trimejela seadanye..hahaha..tp kan xsdap lansung, down gle -rase cam cirit ruby hoho..harap2 sithick bukak branch kat damansara =)..adios

hari-hari sangap yg menjelang tiba

2006-07-05T11:39:00.000+08:00

it's the third day of work and watie is still not around, bz with the ocbc testing and stuffs. anyway, after three days of chatting, surfing, time-wasting, blogging, fyabaing and also latest floor-wiping.. i've managed to earn rm300 to the fact that i earn rm100 per day, almost rm100 per day..last nite italy won the game quite fair and square as i watched the game with wafa,beyo,paid,nazya and sultan at NZ Wangsa Maju..so now im damn groggy lah for sure tdo only for how many hours last nite..the fact that huda supports italy wat saye baka lebey sbb die asek blagak je, haish..anyway thanx dear for the dinner last nite..

today because im too sangap, i asked tey[network admin la kt cni] for some work.. mintak keje tuh..hehehehe!! it has been too boring and i'm soo bored sitting in front of the pc doing nothing..it seems like i only exist here, not working nor living. there IS a difference between existing and working, pay attention! hahahaha.. i got the business card and as usual lah, software engineer nye post was given. anyway watie told that she wanted to give a junior IT consultant nye post on the business card but what the heck..i dun mind at all pon actually.. honestly the card looks kinda weird and not up to standard - agak pelik skek..sgt kosong nampaknye kad tersebut, bknlah nak penuh2..tp ntah..abaikan.

owh damn! i just realized, kt blakang kad tu quite full with writings, haish and T,F,and W are used for tel,fax,web..damn xbes lansung..tapela free pon..abaikan skali lagi..

its 1120 now, office quite happening hahaha the ceo and cfo are here and i am blogging while buang mase sket2..haish..continue later lah..chow - cmon les blues, moge2 france vs italy!!

bariong at work~

2006-07-04T10:05:00.000+08:00

sigh~ it is my 2nd day of work..agak busan bcoz watie sgt bz skg in ocbc kl and aku jadi pekerje tiri kt cni..hahah, naseb la geng2 marketing yg sume bes still ade kt ofis layan aku burak pasal worldcup and also ajak isap okok same2 kt balcony level 9.fyi, camtech yg dulu kt serdang have shifted to mont kiara(take note beyo, kate nak jd KLerzz..bkn mount k?haha) and office agak nice memandangkan aku 8bulan sangap kt berek askar dulu. kt cni byk chicks bakk,hotties etc. hahahaha tp kenayoun makan sume.bajet a, makan mapley bwh tu ade kandaq kasi je then ade stabak, mcd, sec rec yg mmg ssh a aku nakg sbb gaji aku bkn 19k sbulan..only 10% out of that huge sum, hahaha..

anyway smlm aku bjaye appeal season parking, tuhpon yg open space season parking yg distance die 4minit bejalan dr ofis (plus naek lif). paking kt bwh tu rm2 sejam and kalo season pass rm150 per month. xmampu aku, maleh sbrnye so aku pon plih parking rm60 sbulan..kenayoun gk but nak wt camne kan..at least bos aku cukok baik nak kasi elaun parking rm100.

office kt mt kiara ni babi jauh dr umah aku, adeke drev sejam baru sampe, agak lebam.. memandangkan oang suke dok kt klang aku pon xtau knape..bandar klang dah over congested and ko bygkanla from umah aku nak kua tol nkve bkt raja pagi2, it takes me around 35minutes..bapak ah ley sampai kl dah sbrnye..baka bakk pagi2..tp aku redha jela sbb aku pon dah konfem sewe apartment kt damansara perdana, nnt koang chill a kt ctu,xdehall hahaha!!

skg ni aku xde meje g, yg menensenkan aku sbb meje arituh tebesa sgt tp cubic aku bes kat hujung2 hahahahaha..pc pon xde, ni aku tpakse punggah stor carik pc bodo lembap win 98 hahahaha..xpe nexwik camtech dpt pc baru,n1..aku nak cite pasal apartment sbrnye tp aku pnat gk..so, post pasni la aku cite pasal apartment ngn area2 skeliling die..apartment tu xdela hebat gle tp ok la sbb murah bakk hahaha.tp mmg dr apartment tuh lalu pencale link agak dkat ngn ofis aku so xyah la aku drev sejam g pasni, yeay!

ofis kt cni agak lawa la, cam poyo2 sket cubic die kreot2 maleh aku nak explen..tp xdela petak2 bodo je..okla gak..then, ade camera ley tgk sape kt lua wahaha..cam javariong lak..huhu. smlm hari plg sangap sbb aku jadi cam intern blk tunggu blela nak kol 5 wahaha..pas2 aku blk kol 6..bodo tol!hmm, aku bjaye a bace sket psl java struts ngn wat 4page jsp..hahahaha, itu adele mude!dah2 maleh nak cite dah, letey aku..

aku still sdey sbb england kalah..fuck!tp xpela..weh malaslak tbe2 lgpon kebod ni bising dahla aku tep laju gle kang baka lak oang2 kt cni..hahahaha, ketak ketak ketak!!huhu..ok la weh, dah 2 hari aku keje n xde countdown nak buat..8bulan ke, 6bulan ke..gle down..kejejela sampai ble2..aku dah fia skg, cite pon men sembur je tunggang tbalik,mamposla..hahahahaha..

workerzz

2006-07-03T00:01:00.000+08:00

haaa..today dah 2nd july and tomorrow will be the first day at work in mont kiara..las2 friday dah tgk the place quite stylo la..hahaha, ssh sket kehidupan cost tinggi ni..so i decided to find a place sumwhere or anywhere actually in damansara and finally i founded a 3 room 2 bathroom apartment in dsara perdana, about 4-5 mins from ikea.. yoyie decided to stay with me, we are moving in on the 15/16th of july. sape2 nak dtg chill sound awal2 hahahaha.. the place is quite ok la for the price.. rm580..more details to come la for sure..anyway, gotta sleep..nak fia dah ni rehat2 hahaha.. i'll continue blogging trow at work..hahahahaha! officially, i am not a student anymore and i am a fuckin workerzz

superman..

2006-06-26T21:05:00.000+08:00

superman.. for me, it is one of the most illogical superheroes all time but what the heck, everybody in this world recognizes him. one thing for sure, i don't really like him but i love to watch superman , the old version that reeves was superman.dah mati pon mamat tu. anyway, superman returns dah nak kua and im not into that movie although im sure ill be watching it sooner or later. i wanted to post about superman 3. i watched it just now.. baru je abes ni, bcoz dah lame sangat x tgk mmg xigt satu hapak pon but dpt gak igt sket2 td. jelas a mmg name bandar die smallville, i thot mmg reke2 je, then lana lang was divorced and had a son - she was living in smallville alone raising her son and at the end of the movie, she left smallville for metropolis to work at the daily planet.

so lana lang, lois lane and clark worked together.. but that was not the main story. i thot in the smallville series, lana lang was a made up, but unfortunately the hot kristin kreuk version of lana lang was part of the old movie. and the best part was, the lana lang that acted in superman 3 with reeves was clark kent's mother in smallvile series.. i was damn shocked!! maybe koang dah tau la and aku lembap sket tp mmg tekejut a, lana lang lame ialah mak clark lam series smallville tu..nice!! ok la, nak kua cirit world cup..chow!

attention

2006-06-24T19:14:00.000+08:00

attention to guys/gals graduating this august. plz check ur names at the utp website.. check la kang xde name kang baru tau..wahahaha.. chow

utp..

2006-06-21T05:15:00.000+08:00

13 januari 2002 - hari ni ialah hari first aku dtg utp. aku xdela sedey pon, chill je sbb aku dah 5 taun dok raub jauh bakk ngn family so stakat nak g tronoh ni, cam xde pape pon laa. hm, aku igt g nek trajet bwk barang g tronoh lalu jalan kellys castle yg buruk tu. sampai2 utp aku pon call epoi ngn pa, daftar2 skek ngn tros g bilik aku kt propana (atas ujung). bilik epoi time tu kt bwh bilik aku je, so sng sket. hmm, lalu kt pekan tronoh aku tekejut sbb die buruk sgt.. lam hati aku berfikir sniri, "uish, ni cam raub perak!". utk pengetahuan koang, raub pon hine cam tronoh gak tp hine kasta tinggi sket sbb die cam lawa sket a.. ade gk a kentak ngn satu supermarket name tongfat lpas jaya raub benkrap sbb barang2 die sll ngat kene cilok ngn dak2 semesta. so tronoh hine gak. nice.. lpas aku masok bilik tdo, xde rumet g.. down bakk.. tbe2 pa call die dah sampai, xpepasal die dpt rumet ngn aku secare misterius.. nice gle.. tros la perumetan aku ngn pa dr 1st sem sampai la aku grad dr utp..

harini dah 21 jun 2006, and aku akan balik rumah dah for good sbb dah habes la pembelajaran aku slame 9 semester kat utp dan sebanyak rm100,000 tlah dibelanjekan oleh aku (dalam tatabahasa bm, penggunaan oleh saye adalah salah, tp aku nak pakai gak). banyak bende gak a aku beli kai duit tu, and malas nak igt sbb byk ngat, termasok lah duit dari langit yg dihadiahkan oleh petronas sebanyak rm2000 xpepasal dan juge loan computer rm4000.. duit buku yg pet bagi rm1000 setaun pon xdibelanjekan elok2, sbb aku xpnah bli buku duk cni..hahahaha.

time goes really fast, damn fast i mean. 13 jan sampai skg, aku rase cam sekelip.. eh xlogik2.. cam beberape ribu kelip mate je.. tbe2 dah internship, tbe2 dah dinner batch, tbe2 dah present fyp, dan dah wat clearance dan akan balik dah angkut sume barang2 blk umah. babai pakgad utp, padan muke koang aku sll wat kuang aja. sape suh hati busuk. kat utp ni pakgad sume cam babi, sanggup saman budak semate2 nak menang pertandingan sape saman plg banyak di kalangan pakgad - baka gile!

anyway, duk utp mmg sgt bes.. antare kwn2 plg bes aku dpt seumur hidop aku. the last 3 weeks after final exam mmg kelaka, bes, ngarut..banyak gle bende blaja time tu. temasoklah hakaz..hahaha, hakaz ialah hacking sbrnye..tp xdela blaja hack masok frenster oang len, tuh buang mase namenye - hanye blaja care nak tembus firewall IT Media UTP sambil download porn, lagu ngn movie gune torrent..hahahahahah!

aku malas nak cite panjang ape aku buat duk utp ni, tp to everyone yg tau.. it was priceless.. everything, from lepak kat hantu sampai la men luckyball sampai la floydshohrat sampai la men pes, eventually everything was hell great! so, in this moment i would like to thank everyone, every single one of u guys in utp for the fabulous time that i had..nak listkan sume mmg payah a, sbb kwn ramai sgt hahahaha..thanx a lot, sorry for everything kalo ade terkasar bahase (of course la ade kan), halal a makan minum sume (this goes to sithick, jaya - sbb aku sll mambosok), and hope to see u guys again in future!!

special thanks to everyone in utp.. BROTHERS (wafa - greatest roomie and friend all time, giggsy - dewa fia yg emo tp sgt bes, nazya - funniest guy on earth, alan - budak plg poyo ngn spirit tp plg pandai a KOT, mmq - superT and kimak sket, tp klaka bakk).. FLOYDERZZ (beyo - tman sepasukan IS bentong yg perangai buruk, paid - anak buah tutor FYP and kapitan, epoi - kwn 10 taun yg perangai cam oang tua, shiam - soang g muke qetat yg ropol dan bes, mundoq - baik hati dan oang tua gak, teeos - jengka yg basuh jaket wahahaha, jub - cube blagak hebat tp gagal mase dinner no hard feelings jub, chalie - OTK tp byk tolong, chaoz - anak tabligh klang yg rosak, markyie - rakan PES yg lemau hahahaha, mongkuda - ciriterzz, sangganu - ganung gagal pong (POM), woc - vokalis chocot yg lupe lirik, kokoy - drummer yg hebat but eventually bassist chochot kote kechiq sasarion, mel - kote kechiq skg men lagu metal sak ess, matta - soang g anak didik gitar yg lemau, sunyo - no komen sbb die ni kimak sket, pendek - pencurik baju rocha aku dan kuat blaja, alip n neng - housemates yg aku sll pow rokok, matlai - kimak mu kua utp tayang keras, pleq - chataz agong, acap - sasariong agong, blank - pembuat pc 8bit dan porn collector plg keras 250gb, aliy - pengumpul but bola agong, mebon - misteri bakk buncit ni, ronayon - sabah makan biawak, krol - penggemar bluan jepun dan kanak2 saiko bakk, pijak - fia wla2 tbg, gg - tabligh jahat, umarix - hackaz agong aja donlod, kedombe - kote kechiq groupies IS, bibiq - defend ketat, leman - PR lemah hahahaha and other floyderzz)..CSERZZ (boxer - cikgu CS aku, bawang - geng rasa2, dambel - dewa CS agong, adiz - rajen blaja sjak ade awek, remethy - fak a remethy hahaha, toy - anjing kitrang woof2).. WENGURLZ (sha - one of my best buddies, jaja - best buddies gak and posmen aku dan juge rakan pundol hahahaha, noran - rakan gagal pmr hahaha, diyana - gedong lalang bakk, apid - suke glak sampai nanges, zurabes - zrb pandai tp suke menjambukan diri ngn lecturer, fira - rakan fyp plg bes dan plg weng, dihar - rakan joli hahahaha, fina - "nazya tdo ek?" ialah soklan plg byk ditanyekan).. NGAP SAYOT (awang - kuat pow rokok die ni ngn rakan fyp, kc - dak konon kiut, zulhardy - thanx laptop aritu, azreeq - rakan fyp juge, abang - kimak xjumpe sblom blk, pejo - suke kai kain plikat, kba - kedah sak ess hahaha, lanstone - mmg stoned la gaye ckp hahaha "mamok?", faizal - plg baik duh die ni, raub - name daerah di pahang huhu, barox - sll kaco barox fia haha).. and everyone that i know in utp.. sape yg tertinggal tu sori la aku tgh fia ni, but seriously ill remember each and everyone of u!! thanks gak kt abg mat sbb suapkan kitrang makan, go HANTU!! ali kimak hahahaha, jaya kedekut tisu, sithick - mapley plg sdap lam dunie!! ngn sume2 lah tmasok chef kader, hahaha!!

5 years in tronoh, one of the best experience in life!! thanks for making it happen..

see you guys around.. adios!!

grad grad grad grad

2006-06-16T21:54:00.000+08:00

yesss!! it was the best day of my life..2 hari berturut2 aku membuat fyp aku.. stragel sane sini, bace forum, bace pdf guides from java, dlod sane dlod sini, test2, godek2 tuka koding.. finally aku bjaye present pagi td. officially, aku dah grad - and i am the first one! the presentation went well, seriously xbajet pon yg fyp part 2 akan jadi camni, it was more than perfect.. lpas present slides to 3 oang tu including saniboy himself, kencing2 skek. tunjuk demo.. time demo lak, tbe2 keras gle demo aku ley ckp2, tgk2 muke kai webcam sambil type skali.. so ade 3 medium of comm kat ctu.. mmg nice gle la, i didnt think that it would be achieved this morning, but thank god it did!

tuhlaa, malas cite panjang, i was damn lucky that the external examiner made remarks like good, im impressed, u can sell thi product, tp plg qetat external tuh stret usya kt saniboy die ckp "utp shud use this product"...hahahahaa.. mr low also altho ngan muke fya die, die cam layan jela bende alah tu sambil pakai headphone..so for u guys yg blom, just present it ngn yakin and jawab all those questions with some technical support bia nampak kte xtpu and kte tau ape kte buat..read all those stuffs k? good luck!!

finally, the end of my five year stint here...and it ended superbly!!

-thx to everyone yg tlg buat fyp aku, gave some solutions etc, thanx to my groopies (ahli kumpulan, tah mane aku dpt word tu) - fira, awang and azriq... n1!! kte dah grad!! hahahahaha

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2006-06-13T07:14:00.000+08:00

harini dah hari selase.. gle down spjg duk kt utp dr abes exam last week, xde pon nampak kelibat fyp kat pc aku ni. mmg nampak gayenye habedah. sbbnye aku malas bakk, lgpon kehebatan aku memanceng kwn2 yg laen utk turut xbuat fyp nampak berkesan sbb aku bjaye bwk ps2 atau name dlm omputih die playstation 2, bende alah ni mmg sial a 24 jam bekepit except bile ade gem worldcup ngn dinner.. so dr 24 jam sehari, 10 jam kitrang allocate utk tdo, sejam utk aktiviti hasel cam makan ngn lepak dpan pc dlod torrent, 4jam tgk 3 gem world cup pas2 selebihnye yg dalam kire2 8-10 jam lagi utk men winning eleven (kalo tambah sume ade 26 jam, tp lebey kuang jela tuh).. hahaha, siap umak pon dah join skali men, to add the spice of the game. mmg lawak gle a men sume usya sokong2 pastu gilir2 king stay. fyp pon stay gak, stay statik jela lam pc.

ade lagi 2 hari je before present nak ltop tpu2 fyp ni, moge2 die bjaye sket2 pon jadila.. kesian gak aku kencing saniboy arituh cakap aku akan berusahe, tp malangnye die tertipu.. arini selase and aku akan fia pas2 tgk world cup dan men winning, samejela sbrnye cam smlm.. aku nekad gk a sok ptg aku nakg anta weekly report yg dah siap(yes!) n aku nak buat fyp sampai ari jumaat. jumaat dah kene present dah, aku ngn fira kott jumaat..kalo xsilap len2 sume senin. malang cam siall. hopefully x fail a fyp ni. nnt aku smyg hajat kt masjid baru yg nampak dari luar agak cantik tu.. n satu g aku nak g amek gamba kt lam masjid tu, yg aku rase aku tabo jela kot..

arituh buat bbq mmg bes gle sbb masak sedap cam kambeng, anyway mmg kambeng pon.. kambeng qetat name die.. beyo mmg hebat sbg organizer bbq sbb die g epo soang2 bli daging.. sume fiabawarooy. be be q.. tuh name baru beyo a skg. nnt ade rezeki kte buat bbq g (tiru yoyi)..

busan gak a sbrnye ni..sajeje post nak merisaukan koang gak.. fyp fyp!! hohoho.. dahla nnt dah grad sure koang sdey gak nak, rindu buat fyp..ahahahaha, yg sememangnye x! aku dah fia gle dah skg, kitrang sume dah jadi hackaz..time kaseh kt umarix yg baik hati serta x kedekut. bilik mmq dah jadi sarang lembu, buruk bakk sampai nak duduk pon dah xmuat.. bes2

saiko motor broom2..

2006-06-09T01:35:00.000+08:00

mmg aku agak saiko sbb aku apply utk jadi pilot tuh, actually reason die just to tambah options in future kalo ade sth happen. aku bgtau awal2 mmg la cite2 aku nak jd pilot dr kecik cume xkesampaian then aku pon amek pluang arituh utk apply. anyway, skg at least aku ade a few option in life.. ramai sgt oang tnye kenape this and that so aku jwb la cpat2..

so nak dijadikan cerite aku apply last month sbrnye, anta application letter ngan resume kat MAS and lpas sebulan die pon reply ngn bagi surat soh aku dtg psychomotor test pade pagi tadi bersamaan ngan 8 jun kol 9 pagi kt complex A subang airport. actually kalo apply ngan MAS mmg ade 5 level of selection. selection die step by step la and kalo fail satu, mmg akan fail sume and xley proceed dah to the next level. so step die first screening of application lpas anta resume tuh, then psychomotor test, then psychometric test, then interview then finally ade la medical check up. so lpas bjaye dipanngil utk psychometric automatically aku dah lpas step 1, and 4 more to go..

so pagi td aku pon ready nakg saikometrik ni, die kol 9 so aku kene bgn kol 7 pagi then siap2.. bawak sijil, surat dll. kol 745 aku pon grak g subang and lam kol830 aku pon smpai. kat complex A tuh mmg baka sbb susah benor nak carik paking tp sbb aku frenly aku tnye2 sume pakgad sampai la dpt paking yg sgt jauh. sbrnye aku batuk dan demam hasil drpd jangkitan cik nazya. sakit gle badan tp aku tabahkan diri je pegi. aku da ready yg aku sure akan jumpe dak2 br abes spm, tp aku menten macho je laa. so lpas paking aku pon lepak2 kt lobby flight training nye building yg ade byk gile simulator kapotobang yg besa2 gabak dan canggih.

die pon panggil kitrang berlime utk amek psychomotor test ni. mengikut kamus oxford, saikomotor ni ialah bende utk test kitenyer bakat lam bidang coordination ke, mental ke camtuh la lebey kuang tp die gunekan aktiviti2 yg gune komputer a.. cam contoh men gem kapotobang, pilih2 kotak kaler ngn cepat.. so objektif die cam nak tgk camne kite wat decision lam keadaan pressure.. tuh jela kot bg aku sbb mmg pressure pon kasi mase sket gle soh carik2 kotak and match2 and so on..

so kitrang berlime td ade la budak spm sume..aku je tua xtau malu nakg gak ngn soang mamat cine baye aku gk td.. kitrang pon masok and dptla briefing kacis - english minah tuh sumpah pecah gle aku kene fokus cam nak mampos nak phm ape die ckp.. pronounciation die habedah.. so stat la test yg plg aku cuak sbb x melibatkan iq mahupun akal fikiran tp bakat semate2.. ade 5 test sumer2 skali n aku explen satu2 kt bwh ni..

test 1 - vertical and horizontal eye hand coordination
ni 1st test so mmg agak cuak a wat sbb still cam xselesa ngn joystick yg die bagi..aku mmg xpenah men gem kai joystick atau kalo oang mlayu ckp kayu ria (sapafak).. so aku pon ltop jela wat2 reti bedasarkan pengalaman gamerz agong aku..pakai mouse aku terer a men cs, men fm bahkan sume bende kai mouse, tp kai joystick mmg hbd. so dienye task ssh babi.. die bagi y axis ngn x axis yg begerak2 individually and kte kene centrekan both lines yg gerak2 cam lipas kudung xreti nak brenti tuh kt titik sebesar 1cm nye diameter kt tgh tu. yg susahnye test ni ble kite nak ltak x axis kt tgh nnt y axis tuh dah lari..n nnt katekan la x axis kte kt tgh dah, kte pon truje slow2 grakkan y axis g bwh, die kimak yg x axis td dah lari blk.. so sbrnye kte ltop2 je goyang2 kan joystick tu harap2 die kene kt tgh lame sket.. rating die per 10. mlm before g aku call kwn mmq dak star, die ckp a " arien, yg test 1st tuh susah babi (sambil glak2), aku dpt 2,3 je..kalo ko ley dpt lebey 5 ko power".. aku pon buat la smlm and koang nak tau x aku dpt bape utk 3 kali cubaan yg die bagi tu.. - 2/10, 3/10, 3/10 ..ahahahahaha siyes ni la bende plg susah aku penah buat lam idop slain dr buat fyp. so at least aku ikut arahan diela sbb die ckp try to improve.

test 2 - mirroring image
ni cam agak sng and kene buat sambil pakai headphone ngn gune keypad bernombor die a..mmg cam men gem abes a.. die ade 3 kotak kt dpan kte.. ade gamba oang pegang kotak and bulat kt kiri and kanan tgn masing2.. kotak ngn bulat tuh ley brubah la, kekadang kotak kat kanan, kekadang kt kiri.. and org tu pulak. kekadang die ngadap kite, kekadang die ngadap blakang kekadang tetonggeng dll.. so soklan die kt audio cam die ckp.. "right, circle, positive". nnt kt tige2 box tu ade kua 3 oang tbalik2, die soh kire bape oang pegang circle tangan kanan.. tp kekadang keliru gak sbb die tbalik2.. die ade 5 round and stiap round ade 8 soklan.. round first die bagi 8saat for each question, then die bg 7,6,5,4 saat plak.. mmg glabah gle tp ltop je. so kalo ade soang tekan number 1, 2 tkan number 2 etc. mmg time tuh aku tros bayangkan diri aku yg tbalik2 sbb nak imejin kotak ngn circle nye pasal.. ni kire sng a kalo menten cool..

test 3 - concentration and focus
test yg ni cam susah gak a.. die bagi 1 gamba bentuk yg die men ltop je buat, cam contoh segiempat gabung ngn segitiga yg ngn poligon.. kire poligon bebentuk suketi makbapak die a. then kat atas kiri kanan ade 2 lukisan besa yg beserabut garis.. task kte kene carik whether ade x poligon dlm 2 2 lukisan kt atas tu.. kalo ade kt lukisan kiri je tkan 1, kalo ade kt kanan je tkan 2, kalo xde tkan 0 kalo 2 2 ade tkan 3.. cam ssh gk ni sbb nak carik mmg perit sket line die byk sgt. die bg 10 soklan and 60 seconds per question, yg ni aku bedal je ikut termampu..

test 4 - colours and shapes - concentration and decision making
ni sbrnye plg senang bg aku sbb cam aku bjaye jumpe tektik nak jwb, kesian aku tgk dak2 len makah rendah gle pas2 salah byk..aku ltop ngn jaye, huhu.. camni test ni.. die buat grid 6x6 cam chess. horizontal grid die ltak kaler, so every horizontal nyer axis ade kaler masing2 lah, ijau, biru kuning etc. and kat vertical nye grid ade shapes lak, petak segitiga bla2.. so task kte ialah pakai mouse and click kan kt shapes n colours yg match. so example, kt grid kaler hijau and grid segitiga ade la kua bentuk bulat kuning, kte jgnla klik. kalo kua yg btol br klik..yg bes nye corak die kt grid 6x6 tu mmg kua cam 3saat je and nnt die ilang naseb a kte sempat nampak ke x, and kalo kat vertical ngn horizontal axis nye colours n shapes pon die tuka2 every 10seconds so lebam gk a.. aku bjaye gle yg ni. makah aku time tu: 1st attempt, 8 correct and 1 miss. 2nd attempt 11 correct and 0 miss and 3rd attempt, 14 corrects and 0 miss.. aku tgk dak2 len mmg misses derang cam sampai 7,8 kesian gk a..huhu.

test 5 - coordination (small aircraft simulation)
this was quite simple. fly an airplane thru a series of boxes and it was much easier than the 1st test. time ni aku cam cuak2 gk sbb first run aku dpt 2/10 gak, mmg kapotobang tuh dah tebabas jauh dr kotak2 whahaha.. pas2 aku lepak jap, second time buat dpt 6/10 and final round nye test aku dpt 9/10 sket g nak perfect..sbb dah dpt feel joystick tu, but still kalo kasi 1st test tuh blk sure truk bakk nyer..

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so basically what i see is yg psychomotor ni mmg nak saiko kte dr segi motor..wahahaha, then die nak tgk kte ade improvement from each task yg die bagi.. xde la same je marks or mrosot as well as die adela dienyer benchmark nye passing marks. seriously it is quite challenging!!

after kitrang berlime kua die soh chill jap, die explen la ape phase pasni thanks for coming bla2.. die HR MAS. then lpas 2nd round nyer candidates dah abes there were about 10 of us mase tu. die sound dak2 len sbb xkai smart, ade yg kai kasut sukan ade yg kai thisrt sume kene maki hamun, yg xkai tie kene maki.. tp yg bakat nye aku soang je kai smart cam sial, xdela smart gle tp stended a longsleeve butang kasut itam bla2.. tie bla2.. die siap ckp.. nex time pakai like this guy (sambil tunjuk aku, whahaha).. ok lpas lepak2 die kua ayat cam not all of u pass the test, whoever pass we will call u for the next phase, those who do not pass, thanks for coming. die pon announce cam Akademi Fantasia. berdebar2 cam sial.. die ckp 2 oang je lpas.. name aku nek dulu waahaha,. mohd arien.. bluwek aku nak muntah time tu..lege babi..hahahaha, tros chill sinyum sniri2 call sumerang wahahaha..anyway siyesly test tuh ssh babi..cam sial cuak. hope ill pass the nex phase lak, psychometric or cam petronas nye ability test a lbey kuang.

waaaaaaaaaaaaa..lege bakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk wahahahahahahah!!!

susahnye idop

2006-06-05T14:16:00.000+08:00

blog dah xklaka skg..gle down. sejak akhir2 ni xde cite klaka pon nak menimpe diri aku..sume cite tetekan mahupun serius seperti mase dpan dan kerjaya. nampak sgt bile kite dah besa2 nnt dah x happening dah hidup kite pas2 nnt kite akan jadi cam bapak2 kite yg serius sepanjang mase dan xbuat lawak bodo cam senario mahupun cecupak ngn kawan2 die.. kekadang aku tepikir knape kan oang2 tua dah xspastik? skg umur kite lam 22-23 taun, ade gk kwn2 kite 25-26, tp spastik je.. tula aku pelik tu.. cam misteri gk a.. nnt pemburakan akan jadi lebey serius ble kite tua.. maybe sbb tensen time keje ngn marah ngn bos la kot, xpon sbb kat kafe kt ofis ssh dpt tisu jd pressure pas2 dah xbuat lawak dah.. tuh bkn point aku, aku sajeje ngomel2 cam oang tua..

sbrnye aku dpt psychomotor ngn MAS, tp aku tgh pikir cam nak mati nakg xnak..demm.. tu je tujuan die..kalo la aku bjaye la konon2nye ngn interview MAS ni.. nnt kene blaja lg 18 bulan..waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa tp aku dah grad, sapafak? tp tula.. cam gaji nice. tp xtolagi la psychomotor pon kames ni, maybe aku g a kot..sbb mmg ni la cita2 aku sejak kecik.. koang igt tak time skola renda dulu ade kad kaler biru yg kite kene ltak cite2 kite. ade 3 ruang a slalu, konon2nyer 1st choice 2nd choice and 3rd choice. pnah ke dak dajah 1 sampai 3 ltak nak jadi IT consultant? programmer? hahaha.. stelah aku kaji2 purata budak2 skola renda di semenanjung malaysia akan cakap nak jadi a) askar b) polis.. sbb die pekerjaan ni la yg ade senapang pistol dan kte mase tu tepengaruh ngn muvi2 cite yg ble jadi polis maksudnye kte hebat and kitela hero negare.. tp sbrnye makan rasuaje keje (time tu kte xtau la), wahahaha..

tp kan, dari aku kecik berlatar belakang kan 3/5 org dr ahli keluarge belah mak aku akan keje ngn MAS ( parents aku both MAS pon; steward ngn stewardess ), mmg dari kecik aku dah muak nek kapatebang.. bukan ape, sbb free mahupun murah cam nek bas je.. tanye alan g johor nak MAS bape ringgit.. campur airport tax ade la cam rm25.. hahahaha.. tp alan skg jarang nek MAS sbb die sll g jalan2 ngn ayeen, xnak mustaza tau, wahahahaha.. balik kpd cite MAS.. so mmg dari kecik aku nak jadi pilot.. huwaaaaaa, tp biase la cite2 sll xkesampaian dan kite akan end up kat bende len.. tuh biase, kalo x xde la aku end up nak jadi pekerje IT..wahahahaha.. so kat kad kaler biru aku mmgla ade polis askar sume tp ade gak juruterbang xpernah miss. time masok semesta aku dah lupekan angan2 tu..

mase 2nd sem, aku kacis kua utp sbb time tuh member baik bapak aku HR utk cadet pilot ni, tp aku syg koang.. kwn2 aku laa.. koang yg bace blog ni..yep koang la..haa tol2 ko yg tgh angguk tu! so aku xjadi blah, mahupun aku xjadi amek JPA sbb sayang koang gak..hehehehe.. baek tol aku ni.. so aku pon ckp ayah aku, aku nak abes degree lu and then decide.. arituh mase final sem mak aku ckp pilot xcukup kt MAS so nnt apply la kalo rajen aku pon apply ngn truje.. tp pikir2 blk nnt aku ade 2 bond kene baya.. bukan bon dak skola aku tu, bon besa tahi.. tp bond.. huhu. so aku pon tgh pikir a ni tp aku ltop je nakg psychomotor ni..

kalola aku dpt keje ni plak, mmg aku xkan keje a ngn camtech ke ape ke.. mmg konfem amek a..tp aku cuak plak nnt xdpt..sbb manetau aku ni lemah ke men gem (yeke?).. jadi aku akan berlatih men gem 2-3 hari ni..wahahah, xdela aku ltopjela g..ade rezeki dpt la..kalau la aku bjaye dpt interview final phase ngn dptgak.. ni la cita2 x rosak akhlak aku yg ketiga je dalam dunie yg aku bejaye..

1) dpt 4a upsr
2) dpt masok utp
3) dpt gak memenuhi cita2 nak jadi pilot

tp ntahla, xmengharap just nak give it a go!! mmg skang baru aku rase yg idop ni pnuh ngn decision2 yg ssh nak buat tp tepakse..haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.. maqan!

wahahaha..dah grad!!

2006-06-01T19:35:00.000+08:00

fuck fuck and fuck..

aku dah grad weh..lebey2 lagi sumer paper sem ni agak ok..gis mmg nice..hwahaha.. len2 ok gk except for km yg sial sket..hmm, anyway aku dah grad hopefully xsangkut a..n1

jaya yg kedekut

2006-05-29T18:29:00.000+08:00

aku dah lame dah bengang ngn akak2 jaya yg jage kaunter tu, dahla seko2 muke masam nak mampos, then sombong gile.. kalo lawa xpe gak, marah tol aku. tp tuh bukan point die, dah lame kitrang sume baka ngn akak2 jaya ni, kemarahan plg unggul ialah sbb derang ni kedekut tisu. nak jadikan isu aku rase 200x aku g jaya sem ni, sem lpas dan bile2 lah, sure 10x je dpt tisu. so kiraan die ialah 10/200 x 100 ialah same dgn 5% je peluang dpt tisu kalo g jaya. masalahnye tisu tuh bape sen sgt, xkanla sehari bwk sebungkus je, mane cukop. kedai lain slambe je campak2 tisu atas lantai, ni kan jaya ni kdkut nak mati. sblom2 ni aku dah marah dah akak2 tuh sbb tisu ni bg kitrang essential a lpas basuh tgn kt kedai2 yg xde sabun bes. air xcukop duh nak bersihkan tgn ngn minyak2 tu, so tisu jela peluang die..hmm nak jadikan cite, smlm aku g jaya mkn lunch ngn nazya,pijak ngn teos. lepas makan aku basuh tgn n aku pon g la mtk tisu kat akak jaya. akak jaya ade 3, satu si kurus gelap yg muke plg masam xreti senyum, tp aku dah bjaye wat die snyum sbb sll maki die psl tisu, so die dah baik skg.. satu g tembam2 gelap yg kerek gk n soang g cam tua2 sket makcik muke cam dr wan fatimah versi xputih sgt[sbb die xkai bedak muke yg byk cam dr wan fatimah].. so smlm ni yg jage kaunter dr wan fatimah versi glap sket..

saye - kak, nak tisu

akak tu pon stragel amek tisu, dptla cam 3 helai, tp still die stragel cerai2kan tisu tuh jadi 1 n trus bagi kt aku

saye - akak, 2 ley x

akak - xley la,satu je cukopla.. nak due sape kwn kamu yg nak tu?

saye - saye yg nak. sbb xcukop ni [sambil tunjuk kt tisu sehelai yg dah hancur dan xefektif]

akak - [sambil geleng2 kpale], xley la..sorang 1 tisu je

saye - huuh? xkan xley kot.. tisu pon kedekut ke?

akak - xley [ time ni muke die mintak sepak 200x kali], jgn membazir..

saye - bazir po? saye bkn mintak 400 pas2 saye cmpak2 pom, ni mmg nak pakai..

akak - xley la, kamu xtau ke kerajaan adekan kempen jgn membazir

saye - [pale butuh die], xde2 saye nak 2 gk, tisu pon kedekut!

akak - isk, 1 dahla, jgn membazir [dgn nada konon2 aku akan tepedaye]

saye - lorh...[baka gle]

sambil buat muke kimak, akak tuh kasi..tp still aku tepakse gunekan skill2 negotiation dan persuasion yg tinggi, tp baka a..sbb bazir tenage kt ctu..die ckp jgn membazir kempen kerajaan igt aku nak tepengaruh ke? aku bkn dak dajah due aa..

ok, kesimpulannyer aku baka gle smlm kedai len xberkire pon tisu tp jaya dr dulu g bekire cam sial..bodo nyer akak2 jaya!!!

friendster junkie

2006-05-24T16:36:00.000+08:00

The instruction :

Go to your friendster page and list the last fifteen people who have commented you (people who give testimonials). If someone has commented twice, skip to the next new commenter.

List:

1.jaja
2.bawang
3.jamie
4.alip
5.huda
6.toqya
7.mimi
8.chibi
9.ake
10.acapkeeper
11.joe
12.nazya
13.nyzas
14.fira
15.zue

Questions:

Have you ever kiss #1?
nope..#1 dah berpunye dan saye pon sgt baek

What's are the best memories u have of #10?
huhu..gado ngn die bes kot, dpt pukul dier..haha, gurau je. ngn #10 mmg floyd a, time die sepp penalty last kicker azuri mmg nice

Why are u friend with #9?
dr skola rapat gle #9 sampai skg, pas2 buli die bes

When's the next time u're gonna see #6?
nak jam ngn die kot before grad ni

Tell something juicy about #15?
hm, xknal sgt la.. hahaha

What do u like about #8?
funny and kemak2 sket

Is #4 attractive?
no komen

What was ur 1st impression of #7?
tot die ialah oang mamak..rupenyer arab,haih tp tetap frasik hahaha

How did u meet #3?
primary school mate till std 3 then met back in utp

Do u think #13 could kill someone?
tgn cacat sblah, basuh berak sniri pon xley xde nak bunuh oang nyer

Is #11 is ur friend?
a good one

Have u seen #12 naked?
xpat la..tp ade la kacis2 hahahaha

Has #10 seen u naked?
nope..aiyarkk..oang len pnah aa,wahahaha

Would u ever kiss#5?
for sure laaa, dats my girl,hehehe..

Do u think #4 has a crush on u?
kalo die gay ley a kot

Who do u spend the most time wit?
5,7,12

What the last thing u did wit #1?
lepak lam kete burak2 after both of us kua awal after paper KM

Have u ever hang out wit #2 outside of school?
skola xsame hangout kat utp la..

Have u ever been #3's house?
nope

How do u know #4?
my housemate skg in utp

Have you ever slept wit #5?
surely laa,hehehe =p

Do u think #6 is sexy?
sasarion and sexy and diminati bro andy

Have u ever liked #7?
yup, funny but super-T hahahaha, a great friend indeed

Where is the last place u went wit #8?
kalo xsilap jumma or NZ

Are u real close to #9?
yep, very close

What kind of relationship do u have wit #10?
friends la, xkan gay partner kott

Have you ever gotton in trouble wit #13?
xpnah laa, kitrang xpnah gado..rapat bakk

Would u ever make a date wit #14?
hahahaha,hahahaha..date suke2 ley a kot, real2 xmo a..malu sayer~ hahaha

What do u and #15 talk about the most?
about past stories and ntah, maybe what we're doing now kot bcoz lame xjumpe

I rejected the offer from Viztel

2006-05-23T22:35:00.000+08:00

I think I won’t be going to work in Viztel KLCC!!

This is one of the most important decision I have made today. After calling Mr Zainal, the CEO of Camtech Asia Sdn Bhd, I think I’m going to accept the offer made by them, and NOT with Viztel.
Camtech will be moving to Mont Kiara end of this month and that played a major role in the selection.

After weighing out several factors, again.. I think working with Camtech as a stepping stone for my career suits me the best. These are the offers made to me from both companies

Viztel
1) basic salary – RM1900/month with 6 month probation and new package will be offered according to performance
2) medical and paid leave only available after the six month period
3) working hours – 9am till 630pm daily, 1st and 3rd Saturdays (10am to 2pm)
4) culture – super Chinese workaholics
5) post – Software Engineer

Camtech
1) basic salary –RM1800/month [plus rm100 parking allowance]
2) medical and paid leaves available
3) working hours – 9am till 5pm daily; flexible hours
4) culture – Melayu yang rilekerz
5) post – Technical Consultant

The reasons of choosing Camtech is because of the work culture that I have understood and experienced before, and also because I have a built-rapport between all the managers and staffs. The salary was not the main issue as I will have further negotiations with Mr Zainal tomorrow. Moreover, Camtech did a favour to me by giving me an A for my internship and also I did not have to submit any CV or application letter to get a job here. It was that easy! The other factor is that Camtech has shifted to Mont Kiara [ lame reason rite?haha] and also I can choose the date whenever I like to start working. During my internship, I can do whatever I like and my bosses will just ignore it hahaha. Ok, the other reason is that Camtech will be having a project in Indonesia/Australia in the next few months and Mr Zainal said maybe I will be posted there.

Viztel has a 6-month probation period and according to my sister, it is quite a lengthy period. She said that if I chose VIztel as a short term career, a 6-month probation is such a waste of time since I’ll be leaving them also in future. Furthermore, no paid leaves and medical for the first 6 months and she also said that other companies usually have a probation period for only 2-3 months. Working till 630pm and working on weekends also was the main factor of not choosing Viztel as my first career.

The money was not the main factor, but then it was the environment that made me decide. Anyway, for now, I do not need to find a place in KL anymore and because the condo in Mutiara Damansara will be completed by July, maybe I will be staying there first with my sister. If I can pancing my mum to get me a rented apartment somewhere in Damansara, that will be surely a waste of money but exciting, I will do it.

So, no VIztel for now. I will be going to reject their offer tomorrow and accept Camtech’s offer. Wish me luck because I want to negotiate the salary in camtech to RM1900.

“baka plak. Bile xde keje susah, byk ngt offer pon susah.. amek road not taken jela sng”

Downsides of working next month

2006-05-23T09:46:00.000+08:00

fuck!!

1) have to wake up early [i will need to set my sleeping time to the unproper way that is waking up in the morning and sleeping at nite]
2) no coldplay - monday is a working day, sorry guys
3) no worldcup, errr.. hahaha, just joking! world cup yes! nz yes!! 11a, yes!!what the hell, once in a leap year
4) no huha huha after graduating
5) money will be spent on useful things only, darn!

Work work work!! haish

2006-05-23T09:32:00.000+08:00

It’s still unbelievable. I got a fuckin job and till today I still can’t believe it. It was like a fuckin dream come fuckin true.. [I’m gonna shout man]. But it is still under consideration, the story goes like this.

11.58am; 22 May 2006 – 2 missed call

12.01pm; 22 May 2006 – 1 message received and it says you have one unheard message

12.05pm; 22 may 2006 – 1 missed call

Eventually I was asleep that time and when I woke up, I called the voice mail that is '121' by default and it says something like this, “Hi Arien, my name is Sherlyn form Viztel, you came for the interview last month right, please return my call at 03-2xxxxxxx [kept for private reasons]. So after completing my revision on the subject called KM [konek masin], I had a quick bath with the 4 of us [me,pa,c,mmq]. In the toilet, the session was so noisy as everyone was so fucked up and was questioning and creating useful strategies to memorize the notes given. Things such as Ui, ACi Ke TaMPaL[for 7 layers of KM], CuCOR Dewan Makan[for KM Life Cycle], CIOM [for factors effecting the lifecycle, POT, DOGU, and lost more. It was hilarious.

2.20pm; 22 May 2006 – called Viztel at the number given and spoke to Sherlyn

Arien - Hye, my name is Arien and I’d like to speak to Sherlyn please.

Sherlyn - Helo Arien, Sherlyn speaking.. bla2.. remember the interview bla2.. we would to say that we accepted your application and we will offer you a job as a Software Engineer. Can you come and pick up the offer letter?

Arien - Thanks. Hmm, I’m currently on my way to the exam hall for my exam, can I call u back later to confirm

Sherlyn - Sure.

In the exam hall, I was like damn; I managed to get a job. It’s amazing. So I started dreaming a lot, and did not focus on the exam actually, haha.

The question right now is, whether to accept the job in Viztel or to work in Camtech[my internship company]. I have considered many aspects and I still cannot make the final decision. Here is the thing..

Working in Viztel means that I will work in Petronas Tower Two. It will be a bit stylish and super workerzz but also means more money to spend everyday. Consider having lunch+dinner for 15bucks per day and also 3-5bucks for parking expenses. Meanwhile working in Camtech, I can have my lunch for a mere 3quids and also free parking available. In a simple kindergarten calculation, food and parking for Viztel will make my pocket suffer by spending around RM600 per month on food. And I will only be spending like 150 per month in Serdang. But, Huda lives in Bangi so double figures for lunch and dinner. So it will be about 400 per month. So, 200 bucks saved but I will be working with a boring place lah for sure – no chicks to watch, not so voguish etc.

The second factor is the environment. I have been a damn lazy fella in Camtech for the 8 month internship and still feel quite embarrassed when I meet my SV [as she gave me an A]. But each and every one of the employee is very friendly and understanding. How can I find a better employer that allows their employees to come at 11am everyday and have a 3-hour lunch break daily? The best part is the CEO is my dad’s best friend. Anyway he has a company in OZ and when I was doing my internship, he told me that if I work there, I will have a chance to work in OZ as well, damn it! Back to Viztel, it seemed that a Chinese based company will mean one thing – DISCIPLINE and DISCIPLINE! So, that is the other consideration I have to make. Tough but it is a choice of life and death.

The third consideration is travel expenses. Going to KLCC from Klang via Federal Highway is like driving to Kelantan using the old convetional road[no highways]. It will take around 2 flat hours during the peak hours, meaning 645am-8am and 445pm-8pm. Hell no! So, as an alternative, using NKVE is going to be the only choice [it’s about 1hour++ to KL]. The total fuel and toll = RM500+200, that is approximately RM700. Camtech is also quite far, it is about 50kms from Klang except it has no traffic jams along the way[using the LDP route]. The expenses for fuel and toll are merely the same. But, Camtech will be transferring to Damansara around next year, so cost of living will be huge too. It will be the same as in KLCC.

Back to the cost of living:

Viztel = RM1300 [fuel, toll, flood, parking; cigs + leisure not yet included]

Camtech Serdang = RM1100 [fuel, toll, food for two; cigs + leisure not yet included]

Camtech Dsara = RM 1300 [ quite the same as in KL]

The last factor is the salary that will be offered. Viztel will provide a small monthly salary around 1900-2200 bucks. And the problem is, I have not yet contacted Camtech but I asked my dad to do so, hahaha. If Camtech can provide around 2200-2400 then it will be worthwhile but if it is lower, then its Viztel for sure as I will gain much experience from a different company. By the way, Camtech is a super hard core java enterprise based, it will be damn hard!

If I am going to work in Damansara, Serdang or KL, I will definitely not going to reproduce the greatness moments of driving 2 hours a day like I did during the internship period. I will definitely find a small cozy apartment somewhere. The problem is, where??!! Ok, the first option is to stay at my parents’ new condo in Mutiara Damansara. Free, of course, near to all the important places, super luxurious but still no freedom! Moreover the condo will be completed somewhere in July and is not furnished yet It will be such a hassle and boring life there. So out of story!

So I think I want to find a small 2-room apartment in KL, not in the middle of KL for sure as it will cost me around RM1000++ per month. Somewhere a bit outskirt but still nearby to KL, like UK, Melawati, Setiawangsa and so on. It must be nice and warm, nevermind if it is not furnished, have good view and is very easy to find. I think something around RM700-RM999 will be considerate. So, anyone of you knows any apartment like this do contact me please. I do not want terrace houses or ugly flats like Nazya’s, Mimi’s, Shiham’s, Jub’s, Mundoq’s, no hard feelings dude. I have complaint about this a long time ago. Something like Epoi’s would be preferable as I plan to stay there for quite some time. The other plan is to build a campsite outside 11A, as Giggsy said he would join me them so that I will be not lonely. Thanx to C, and Pa as well for the offer. haha.

So, basically the apartment I am searching for is:

1) Somewhere around KL or near to KL
2) Cozy, warm, nice and well built
3) Around 700-1000 per month
4) Easy to find and have a good view
5) The neighbours of the apartment are "good neighbours" - do not give a damn what u are doing
6) No need to be furnished

Why I decided to find a place to rent rather than driving? It came close to three important factors. Number uno, I hate driving in traffic jams [I’m driving a manual gear transmission vehicle with a non-ergonomic clutch]. Secondly, I hate driving long hours in the morning and also in the evening while feeling tired and sleepy. Final factor is that the cost of transportation from Klang is about 600-700 bucks, better find a place to stay and save more energy for the following morning to increase productivity and work ethics, N1.

It will be a burden to work in KL or Damansara for sure as if I get paid RM2000 monthly, it will still be a burden, maybe a 4k salary would help. As u see, my car that is now paid by my dad using dirhams, is around 700bucks per month. If I decide to rent a place it would cost around 900-1000 bucks and food and entertainment will cost around 700 to 1000 every month. That’s about 3k overall. Damn it! So, still I have to seek financial aid from my FAMA scholarship. Sorry mum, sorry dad. Sorry because I did not study hard enough to secure a well paid job like big sis. Huhu. At least I managed to get a job rite? Anyway, I think I need to pay only for the car and not for the apartment rent. It will still be such a hassle because from the 2000 bucks, around 300 will be cut off for EPF, taxes and such. I also need to save 200/month to be put in my ASB [that is currently very low due to extreme expenditure]. So, 500 bucks gone. Salary left = RM1500. 700 will go to the car and 600 on food and cigs. And finally, only 200 will be left for leisure and entertainment.

There is a final conclusion, work sucks!! Student life rules!! [Because u get free money from Petronas every month].

PS - hope I will get a job with Petronas..damn!! And please do not forget if you know or know anyone that wants to rent that type of apartment, or you know some place that is near to my description, please do contact me k?Thanx a lot

fuckincredible!!!

2006-05-22T19:48:00.000+08:00

the most misterious and fuckincredible month of all..

1) completed my fyp final report
2) studied quite hard for every exam
3) i got a fuckin job in klcc

hohohohoho..n1

haaa..sape nak apply keje

2006-05-21T21:31:00.000+08:00

aku pon xto sgt tp last nite member aku from camtech dulu yg dah resigned call aku..die tgh carik around 3-4 budak yg nak keje ngn kampeni die ni..xtola besa ke x..gaji pon xto la..name kampeni tuh microtel systems (M) sdn bhd.. die just soh anta resume and app leter kat die via email. kpd koang2 yg rase nak..try jela.. ni posts yg die tgh carik

aku carik java programmer (java developer)

aku carik dbase admin (dbms)

aku carik system engineer (Linux, Unix, Windows, SUSE)

aku carik network engineer(Infra and Network, IT Security)

aku carik business IT (software and proj mgmt)(***Pompuan comel atau ranggi nyer type but pro)

anyway.. sape2 berminat ley sound aku thru email k - marienz_84@yahoo.com xpon pm je ke..xpon sms ke..ape2 laaa..hahaha.. latest by thursday..thx

FYP??FYB??

2006-05-17T07:24:00.001+08:00

hahahah.. i can't believe it!! it's a miracle..

i have completed my FYP final report!!!

hahaa.. puas gile

final exam

2006-05-16T01:18:00.000+08:00

hopefully, this will be my final "final exam" in utp..

good luck to everyone!!

penglihatan monoskopik

2006-05-13T20:17:00.000+08:00

babi aa..bangun tdo je mate dah sepet sblah tp gigsi ckp mate yg sepet ni same je cam dulu2.. maknenyer sepet jugak la sakit ke x sakit..haha, tp menyeksakan aaa mate ni.. skg ni die sepet dan aku rase cam de 1 mate je..monoskopik cam ayam atau burung..tp smlm ley gk jam ngn bejaye wpon pakai satu mate je.. hahahaha, tlg la cpat baek.. kalo x mmg ssh a nak jwb exam.. sbb penggunaan satu mate ni agak mencabar utk kte tentukan jarak (igt x sains skola menengah?). so, aku harap die elok before tuesday and kalo die x elok aku nak kasi rizen ni kt mak aku ble result aku habat, hahaha.

anyway arituh zul ayam dtg.. thx to jaja sbb heret zul dtg cni.. dpt gak aa open cite atma tembak2 bom2 askar2 hahahaha.. nice one (n1).. huhu. lame gle dah xjumpe askar tu.. sgt truje arituh. malangnye epoi jub krol xde.. yg ade aku pa teos je.. farizgmok pon datang kjap.. so abesla post aku arini. xdpt pos byk sbb xnampak wahahaha..

mlm ni liverpool lwn west ham final fa cup, harap2 mng laaa..wahahaha

good luck final exam kpd rakan2 ku yg laen..chowballerz

UTP... oooo UTP

2006-05-13T04:49:00.000+08:00

During my five year stint in UTP, fortunately it was blessed with wonderful events and superb small occasions. Being able to bond in a great environment and the world of friendship, the experience being a student in UTP is unforgetable. Till today, I'm not dissapointed in not going to France for the JPA scholarship, or even leaving UTP for several other reasons. This semester, hopefully is going to be my last, although quite a sober one, but frankly,
no extensions please (please help me GOD for my fyp)!!

There were things my friends and I did together whilst (did you watch Apprentice 11 yet?) in UTP ad some of them were so unforgettable moments. I really want to share with you guys all the great things we did together during our 5 year spell in this great and hot university, hehe..

Gimme a moment to think..

(One, two, three...)

(Forty one, forty two...)

....

...

Ok then, it all started rather simple. In our first semester till our last, we have a small stupid group that sticked together through all the rough and sweet moments, and we named the group "brothers". Not that it is being used formally, but we just called it like that sometimes. A lot of the stuffs we did actually were stupid but exciting enough for me to boast. It is like having a meal at Sithick, maybe Nasi Goreng Kambing, and although everyone has tried it, you still come back from Sithick and tell your friends how great the food was, duh! Back to the point, stuffs we did in UTP:

1) Penang Trip back in second semester
This was the first ever trip in my entire life going somewhere that is quite far (Penang is considered far when we were 18++). If i'm not mistaken, 15-20 of us came along during the Merdeka holidays. The plan was to celebrate Merdeka in Gurney Drive and until today, I'm still unfazed and unsure what the real plan was because we did not even managed to see the fireworks. You know why? Because we were stuck in a traffic jam.. Haha! But it was great as we stayed in a suite I guess, or a penthouse, or a fuckin LARGE room that had about 4 rooms in it. Even though i do not know what it is called, it was HUGE!! We played playstation, went swimming, even managed to find a carton of cigs in the kitchen, ate breakfast at the hotel and so on. In Penang, we basically drove around town, buying pirated CDs (that time there were no advertisements by K-Town Clan or Pop Shuvit so we thought it was legal) and hanging around eating expensive nasi kandars. We had fun there, seriously!
(no pictures taken bcoz digi cams were not invented yet this time)

2) Floyd Shohrat (2002-2006)
Floyd Shohrat - the name was given by me, Wafa and Paid. Getting the name Floyd from the CIA text book and Shohrat from and engraved name on Wafa's table in Baram (our block during 2nd sem). Currently known as the greatest Malay student football team. Qualified thrice for the semi finals and once for the final. The only thing was Floyd never won the league, sigh~! Anyway, this football team created a SOLID bond between all the players and the fans. Every game was the last game Floyd will ever play where all the fans will flock the field and chanting and shouting.. The bond is seriously a strong one and even today we call ourselves Floyderzz.. We have Floyd A,B,C and also D.. The spirit is so high that non of the other teams can match the spirit of Floyd Shohrat.. I will remember the moment of us playing football together, watching games while injured, going to BBQs and also wasting our time at Sithick together.

3) Jan 02 Batch Dinner
Not much to say here - one of the best nights in UTP. Laughing and taking pictures all night long. Having good food and also a funny performance by the Jubeez. Everyone was so cool that nite, wearing great outfits and great personality. It was a bomb!

4) Futsal Intercourse
We won the tournament - yes, I repeat we won! hehehe.. Our team name was Kumpulancapayam and Mmq was the captain. The team included Mmq,Wafa,Deck,Giggsy,Abg,Kedom and myself. It was the second tournament that we managed to become champions. Anyway, all of us took part. The main thing behind this tournament was that I organized the event and it was the first thing I've ever organized in my entire spell in UTP. It ended well, and I was more than happy. Thanks to everyone that made the event successful as hell - Floyderz especially for the support and help.

5) Euphonious 2006
Of all the events, this one was the funniest of all. We managed to include ourselves in the Euphonious, or maybe it can be called Battle of the Bands. Our band name was quite funny - Gengariongs. We did not manage to qualify for the finals but we had a wonderful time together practising and managed to perform well during the prelims. Thanks to all the supporters as well. Gengariongs - Mel, Wafa, Epoi, Matta, Nazya, Dab, KH, Arien..

6) UTP Treasure Hunt
We participated in the treasure hunt three times in a row and it went well. Now we know that we have a hidden talent in treasure hunting. Any lost items, or unsolved mysteries.. feel free to contact any of our treasure hunt group members - Wafa, Mmq, Giggsy, Wafa, Epoi and myself as well. We got 17th place during our 1st try, Champion during the 2nd time and third place last semester. When we became champion, it was one of the happiest day in my life, getting two grands and also being in the limelight for a moment..hehe!

7) Oasis Concert 2006 in Singapore
One of the weirdest thing that I did. Having not much money and since the concert was in Singapore, Giggsy and I managed to had our own version of Road Trip to Singapore. I only brought 100 bucks and we slept at a stupid cheap hotel that had their own prostitutes, walked more than I ever walk in my entire life, going to places that we did not have any idea where it was, walking at 3am in the morning in the middle of Singapore knowing nothing, and finally watched a fucking great concert by one ot the best bands in the world - OASIS! Besides Oasis, in 2004 we watched Incubus at Mount Kiara. It was a bomb but it was in KL so nothing special bout that..Hmm, and not to forget the great prodigy in Menara KL..

8) Freak accidents
One night, after completing our test, the six of us (Alan,Nazya,Mmq,Giggsy,Wafa,Arien) went back from Gerai Hantu with Alan's Waja. He sped around 140km/h and not knowing that there's a dead end along the road we drove. After hitting the brakes at full force, the tyres of the car locked and we did not managed to stop and we flew into a "gaung" (gaung lam english ape ek?) and had a rough bump for about 30metres. I thought I was going to die, everybody thought so. We only managed to see long grass in front of us as it was dark, really dark! Eventually, everyone was safe except for the car, hahaha.. The second one was while going back from Hantu..again! This time it was last semester. Mmq, Giggsy and me were in Mmq's car and he was driving for sure.. We drove and suddenly we hit something real hard and it was a fuckin cow, a friggin cow! and end of story. It was a night before our Adv Dbase exam and pity to Mmq and his car. I did not buckle up and I thought to myself if we were faster, maybe I would be much much injured. Thank god.

9) Raub
Not much to tell, when I was in second semester and had a fight with Huda. In order to amek hati and pujuk her, I went to Raub on a Wednesday morning with Wafa, Nazya and Mmq. Nice one! And at least Mmq and Nazya managed to have a look at SEMESTA, hahaha!

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Surely there are a lot more events such as having picnics at Teluk Batik, Lata Kinjang and Ulu Chepor, wasting time and 'lepak2' at Sithick, playing snooker and lucky ball till 10am in the next morning, cirit fantasy and so on.. Too much to tell and I'm damn tired typing for the past 30 minutes.. Anyway, all of these remind me of one great thing.. that is the friends that I lived with in the past 5 years are the best and I cherish each and every moment of it!!

dinner pics

2006-05-11T20:39:00.000+08:00

everyone after the dinner

pendek, mundok and the rockstar in the middle

baru sampai casuarina..panas bakk

at last, nazya kote keras!!

floyderzz

futsal tourney prize giving

hahaha..toye bakk, nak muntah

hmm, cam sial

the jubeez

roomies last sem

wengurls

brothers + mun + deckerz

brothers in action

floyderzz + wengurls

brothers - till the end

kuku bakk

floyderz g

table kitorang

with my rumikusayang..hehe

floyd dibubarkan dgn rasminye

2006-05-11T08:26:00.001+08:00

floyd fc diisytiharkan terbubar ngn sendirinye slpas tewas lam semi ngn dak2 international 3-1 pade hari isnin bersamaan ngn 8 mei 2006.. lpas 4 tahun wujud.. masok semi 3x, final sekali.. floyd shohrat dah xkan ade dah pasni.. biala kte same2 hayati kwujudan floyd shohrat yg bukan saje tlah menaikkan name batch sbb hebat..wahahaha, tp bek kte layan kehebatan team ni yg telah menyatukan sume dak2 laen2 click.. dak2 utagha..dak2 kelate ganung..dak2 slatan..dak2 pahang.. dak2 kl..dll (termasok aizat presiden tuh).. gle bes duh.. kalo xde floyd, aku rase kte xdela rapat camni..nice job floyd shohrat!!! - aku gune bahase cam berite sket..wahahaha

ps - jwatan aizat pon dah gugur..wahahaha

fade ooo fade

2006-05-11T08:22:00.000+08:00

sape mintak cite fade ni.. meh aku cite sket.. die suke curik barang.. die curik laptop pendek xngaku.. kitrang dah mark die..kaji2 cam penyiasat remaje q, kantoi gak fade..nice gle..pas2 die kene pukul..die lari g padang v4 pas2 kene pukul lagi..die jatuh dlm lubang.. pas2 die kene pukul lagi..pas2 die ngaku..pas2 kene pukul lagi..pas2 die dah jual laptop pendek tp die dah dptkan kembali..fade oo fade.. fade dah kene halau dr umah aku skg..padan muke fade..mmg baka gle curik brg member sniri..g a curik barang laen..bodo nye fade..xkenang budi..mmg aku xmaapkan ko sampai mati.. fader pencurik [refer topic cenel floydshohrat yg aku buat]..

sigh~

2006-05-11T08:18:00.000+08:00

7th may 2006 - the day that made me feel how close we were

that morning, aku organize futsal tourney utk batch kitorang.. pnat nak mati kot setelkan everything including the drinks, prizes, fixtures, bola and so on (naseb a court soh aizat presiden).. x tdo that nite, after coming back from ipoh ari sabtu tu amek medal kt syarikat chong, tros kua g men snuker kat champion street lubang besa dab ngan alan ngan golo. tah ape mimpi alan nak men snuk.. dah tentu die kene titik, dahla xbawak duit.. cam xtau je aku konfem mng ngn die.. bodo nye gmok! anyway, futsal went well altho ujan lebat last nite till kol 8 pagi pon ujan g.aku dah agak cuak takut2 nnt xjadi plak futsal, pnatje xtdo but tuhan maha adil. disebabkan usahe aku yg gigih, die hadiahkan jugak hari yg cerah dan bes. alhamdulillah, bariong dah insaf! so, aku ckp budak2 turun pukul 830pagi..n aku dah expect dak2 akan turun at 9-930 camtuh and mmg konfem aku btol. ref today aku ngn paid sbb paid dah janji nak jadi ref, bkn cam markyie ngn pendek, hangat2 tahi ayam.. cam sialm turun tgk2 pas2 blah.

plg bes, aku xbajet la ramai gle budak2 turun altho aku soang yg ajak.. plg terharu dak2 floyd sume ade, including geng2 CS (dambel, matta, sudin, etc.).. dak2 umah xturun mmg aku tapak seko2.. tp sbrnye utk team2 yg masok ni, aku gune teknik kuku besi dan paksaan..dan pow soang rm5 utk kasi derang spirit sket.. so men la futsal tuh, berpenat lelah.. aku team mmq, yg diberi name kumpulan cap ayam.. kalo bace slow2 sket tau a maksud di belakang tabir.. hahaha, aku igt aku nak tangguk medal je sbb aku tau team mmq sure mng nye.. tp mase kitrang lwn team jub, aku ngn slipar, topi mancing markyie dan marker di tgn tros ckp kt dect.. weh dect, kua a aku nak men jap.. aku soh paid add lg 20saat.. aku pon lari2 ayam ke dpan gol.. bola time tuh kat kaki wafa, kt gol kitrang.. di gawang sniri la kire.. aku jerit "pa pa sepam".. wafa paham sbb aku sll wat camtuh.. so pa pon kasi longball cam xabialonso kt aku..aku tros head masok dr kacis kawasan D.. hahaha, gaye, men 10 saat dah score.. dak2 stret dtg pluk tande trime kaseh.. end of story.. finally, futsal pon tamat ngn team kitrang champ, team zrug 2nd, derang kalah 1-0 time final and aku yg jadi ref.. tp aku x bias arr.. anyway thanx to each and everyone of u yg dtg to the tournament..siyes aku berterime kasih..

so, lpas abes futsal lam kol 2 camtuh.. kitrang blk.. dah lebey kuang 26 jam aku xfia dr ari sabtu sbb futsal ni ahad..ptg kang lak dinner batch..remmethy tol! aku pon blk2 lepak2 n kol 330pm aku tdo.. kol 430 kene ade kt casuarina utk rehearsal performance the jubeez.. so, aku xtdo 330 sampai kol 430.. siap2 sume and kol 515 kitrang grak dr utp.. bet dah baka2 dah tp what to do, aku letey cam haram.. pnat gle.. mate aku dah merah2 menyale tande nak samekan ngn theme dinner red n black. so selain gelang livestrong aku, mmg mate aku la yg memerahkan kehitaman bajuku pade malam itu..kitrang pon grak berempat - aku, shiam, jub ngn mun.. baka gle tgk dadak len tgh fia cam haran..sampai2 je casuarina kitrang pon test2 bunyik..trening jub sket (plus baka2 jub sbb die nyanyi habat) and kol 7 camtuh nek bilik kat atas tuh nak besiap coz kol 8 dinner start. lam bilik tuh pnuh laa.. then tgh men2 gitar tbe2 azan kt tv1.. adeih, nak trning ni.. cuak plak nnt kene panah kilat men gitar time azan. shiam lak jadi saitan die baka aku soh tuka cenel.. aku tuka hbo pas2 layan muvi 5saat sambil shiam tanye..cite ape duh ni? jub pon jwb "king arthur aaaa".. ngn selambe kitrang sambung men gitar ngn nyanyi2 sbb kt tv xde azan..adeih, ape nak jadi umat akhir zaman.. ntahlaa, tanye la tuan punye idea iaitu shiham..hahahaha~ kitrang pon pas2 g amek2 baju sume mandi2 and bersiap.. aku plak bodo g mandi pakai jam..adeih.. sbb dah lame xde jam.. basah la jam aku, tp aku ltop je pakai..

mlm tuh mmg sume dress to kill aa.. penggunaan dress to kill ni monk yg aja aku soh pakai.. so aku pakai jelaa.. aku mmg triple j aaa (jin jang joe) ngn shirt itam ketatbakk, suar itam, kasut petak2 kuku itam, belt yg buckle die lg besa dr kpale gigsi, ngn jacket CK tebal nak mati..ramut cacak bakk.. wahahaha.. dak2 len pon tbe2 transform jd jinjang gak termasok jub, shiam ngn mun.. kitrang pon turun bwh ke paking nak ltak baju2 koto tuh n tros gerak g entrance.. dah ramai bakk dah oang.. rase segan lak sbb ramai gle stylo mylo.. adeihlaaa.. ngn bulu2 sunyo tuh, patung kecik beyo..nazya siap full suit.. wafa ngn baju bunge2, mmq ngn ramut xnak kalah reshmonu..teeos plak jadi a.c.a.b. wahahaha.. tp gigsi a slack.. baju same ngn berg..wahahahahahaha.. the guys were so fuckin handsome and the girls were damn gorgeous..so kitrang amek gamba sket2 tros masok dlm..

nak dipendekkan citer.. floyderz ngn wengurls ade 4 table sume skali.. ley katekan table yg plg bising lam hall tu table kiterang laa.. tergelak pekik jerit sane sini sampai dah xde suasane dinner..cam rase tgh tgk gem floyd jer.. hahahaha.. mlm tuh mkn xdela sdap gle.. tp ley thn a, kenyang gak laaa.. ade byk performance and performance the jubeez la plg bes (klem sniri).. aku rase aku ngn shiam men ok je..xde la bes xdela habat.. jub..hmm, jub nyanyi.. eh, jub nyanyi ke x a? aku dok blkg die dgr bunyik gitar je..so aku xto sore die kua ke x..hahahaha, tp mundok mmg fya tp dpt bunge gak..wahaha. memule aku men kai spek ron, tp cam xnampak plak..pas2 bukak la..hahahaha!! kitrang nyanyi lagu wild world - mun nyanyi, patience - cam xde sape nyanyi je.. ngn live forever - pa nyanyi..at last ade gak kuar suare dr mic tu..hahahaha, and dpt gak nynayi lagu bday utk noran..

mase dinner xtrase la cam sdey ngat, but after the dinner tuh.. cam agak sdey a.. pasni xde dah nak lepak everyday ngn dak2 floyd kt sithick..so i hope ill cherich every moment with them sampai abes final ni. haaa, mase lpas abes dinner ade lagu mawi yg sapa bilang gadis melayu xmenawan.. aku xto tajuk die.. aku ajak nazya menari.. dan ngn berbesar hatinye aku bejaye ajak die nari gaye bodo..n1!! siap nek stage.. aku bangge gle kot sbb first time kote nazya jd keras.. bes gle..hahahaha, wpon memalukan, bangge sial ngn ko nazya..hahahaha.. yg nari atas stage time aku.. aku nazya pa deck ngn alan..hahahaha..then sbb panas kitrang pon kua laaa dr ctuh utk sesi amek gamba.. masing2 xde camera..tangguk jer..

mase amek gamba tuh cam nice gle kot.. rase klaka ade..sdey sket2 ade.. tp mainly bes gile a session tuh.. amek gamba ngn watak2 pelik dan men ltop je amek sbb xde camera..yg ade camera time tuh, pendek, jub, pijakk, noran, sha, fina, ja dll.. byk tol camera sampai aku pon xigt sape punye..men ltop je.. beratus gak a amek gamba mlm tuh.. mmg gelak jer..jerit2 sampai xde suare..hahahaha..so lam kol 2 kitrang pon blk la sbb dah penat sgt.. aku drev, pa pon drev..sampai je bilik aku mandi2..pas2 tros rase nak hukum tdo cukok2.. sedar xsedar dah lebey kuang 39 jam camtuh xtdo g..then, aku pon tdo.. tdo ngn nice xbangun2 sampai kol 5 ptg keesokan harinyer..nicely done..

so, actually, 7th may was one of the best day in utp..cam memorable gle.. sgt penat, gelaktawa..klaka.. bes.. ntah laaa, ssh nak describe.. but mostly mmg best because dpt byk gle gamba mlm tuh.. wont forget u guys, everyone!! thanx a lot for making my life in utp.. one of the best!! eh no no, the best!! the best of the best!! hahahaha.. anyway, nnt aku post gamba sket2 laa,xdela byk cam sha nyer..xlarat la, hmm.. nnt lah..skg cam fiabawarooy.. hahaha (aku sll post gini kan, kate nak post tp xpos2 gak..cinata bakk.. tp yg ni aku post la nnt, 5-6 kping wahahaha).. chowballerz

bzbak

2006-05-03T05:16:00.000+08:00

super duper bz week!!
no time to post!!
projects!!tests!!assigments!!
fiya!!

anyway floyd is going to the semis..n1!

outfit dinner batch!!!!

2006-04-24T07:39:00.000+08:00

haaa.. semestinyer kene stragel sket sbb nak perform skali..eh, xley bgtau, n dun ask.. ni rahsie..wahahaha (padehal dah terbagitau dah) - nak panceng soh oang dtg dinner tuh sbrnye.. anyway, arituh dah bli dockers itam.. time beli tuh mmg test khakis itam ni sbyk 16 helai.. no joke.. mamat tuh layan jer.. dahla sume kacis2 jer..kate pon dockers itam.. hahaha, but im really choosy about cuttings.. so, lpas pilih cutting yg ngarut2, bayangkanla.. memule pilih style die.. straight cut ke, fit ke, dan ape ngarut2 lagi tah..and every style tuh amek 3 range of sizes. 32,33,34.. test punye test punye test.. sampai pnat bak pluh gle dah ni.. then, every slua tuh nak pleated or flat front..adeih.. las2, beratus slua yg lebey kuang lam dressing room tuh.. finally i chose mobile pants itam.. hahaha!! then bli la flat front mobile size 32, a bit baggy..so ok la kot..

igt nak pakai ngn shirt long sleeve itam jinjang yg ade cufflings tu.. and maybe a red tie.. cam my chem romance la plak.. then, suddenly tringat plak suit kodroi (xreti eje lalala) cam cite never been kissed tuh.. maroon bakk ala2 romeo and juliet and pakai inner shirt yg ade frills tuh..tp cam over ngat la plak..hadeih, so nnt sayer mau g ipoh carik suit yg ley sewe..wahahaha.. n xbuat keputusan g..kalo malas, ill just find a tie la kot..malas bakk.. igt nak kai jeans jer..tp sbb dah bli sluar..so rase rugi lak.. anyway.. mampos la pakai ape pon.. nak potong rambutttttttttttttttttttttt tp malas..hahahah.. byk bende nak buat sbnrye.. bek g klas gis jap pasni..

dinner batch sucks!! sbb menyusahkan idop..hahahahahaha

exam yg habata~

2006-04-23T23:38:00.000+08:00

ok..ni la exam last aku kat utp, hopefullylaa kan xde kantoi mane2..hmm to habat bakk kot..pack cam lembu pas2 jauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gis tuh.. adeih..

ni a timetable habat

selase 16/5 - ce
kames 18/5 - pom
jumaat 19/5 - hrm
isnin 22/5 - km
selase 23/5 - golek2
rabu 24/5 - fia
kames 25/5 - golek2
jumaat 26/5 - blk kl
sabtu 27/5 - fyp plak
ahad, isnin - argh malas aku nak tulis dah..

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kames 1/6 - gis

bodo timetable nih.. tlgla final draft sng sket

we're going to CARDIFF

2006-04-23T07:12:00.000+08:00

Liverpool ended Chelsea's dream of doing the double when they dumped Jose Mourinho's men out of the FA Cup with a 2-1 victory at Old Trafford. A John Arne Riise freekick gave the Reds a 20th minute lead in the semi-final and a Luis Garcia effort made it two before Didier Drogba pulled one back in the 70th minute.

ynwa~!! nice performance by liverpool altho there were some nervewrecking scenes in the second half (attacks by chelski).. anyway, lets win the FA cup lads..

interview arituh..

2006-04-22T21:31:00.000+08:00

hmm..its 9pm rite now. im in front of the pc and feeling so groggy coz i just woke up from a 13-hour nap,hehehe.. anyway, just wanted to share my experience having the interview with viztel solutions. it was a telecommunication company and i was quite impressed with them actually, being the solution provider for TM, Maxis, Celcom, AirAsia etc.. lebey2 lagi office kt tower 2..hahaha..gaye skek..so, the interview went quite well. the interviewer started off with giving me a brief interview about their company and after 10 minutes of talking and talking he started asking me the very first question.. and not surprisingly it was - "do u have any question?".. i was not that shocked but rather prepared for that, so i asked him a few about the company, challenges doing voip in china, the regulated market there, the market here and so on..

he continued asking me about the programming languages that i knew and i answered honestly, i guess..saying that i was not that expert in the languages but i was a fairly intermediate user and i can only do advanced programming with references. anyway he really wanted young, anthusiastic and motivated workers as he told me that, duh~.. then, he said that fresh grads dont need to be intelligent but they need the right attitude.. etc. etc.. that guy really like to share stories and talk much.. i really got the chance to pancing him by asking about 8-10 questions.. such as, what are the roles of the soft engineer.. what are the challenges working here, what are your company's major language, why implement using c++, are there any major threats from other companies in the industry, bla bla bla.. i got a few listed there.. so, basically, it went really well as every answer i provided he really replied with a great,good or excellent.. i was quite confident..

then, he asked me about my acceptable salary.. i answered with great tokok-tambah.. such as, after doing calculations about my expenditure in the near future, i am sure that i can accept the minimum salary of rm2000 per month.. agak bergaye di situ.. so, he said thats fine for us and i was relieved, the he turned and turned the resume and started the killer question that made me utterly gutted..

"in our company, we have no 2nd phase or 3rd phase..just one interview..it states here that ur earliest available date is on 1st of august.. cant it be earlier?"

"hmm, maybe by 1st-15th of june"

"its too late by june, any chance by may?? u r in ur final sem rite? are u doing a project, or u have exams? because if u r doing projects only, izit possible to do ur project not from the uni?"

"sorry sir, but i think its not possible becoz i have courses to attend and exams as well.."

"hmmm, im sorry to say that, we cant wait till june.. so, im honest here that im interested but we need people by may.. anyway, thanx for having u here.. im sorry for that but i promise, if we have an opening next time, maybe in july or august, we'll give u a call and give u an offer.. do keep in touch"

"F**K U!!" (kiddin) - sdey kott..

so, habesdah my interview for that day.. and it was great and enjoying but menyedihkan la..anywaym tips for interview - ask questions.. loads of em to show that ur interested in the job and the company.. chaloslobos!!~

hari yg habat

2006-04-18T13:07:00.000+08:00

as it was supposed to be, the test was an absolute mess. it was hard as i didnt study anything, or read anything useful, and i felt it was like licking my own ears with mytounge (that i surely can't). anyway, kekimakan pakgad before test tuh mmg terserlah.. although, mmg it was my fault to park the car at a 'not supposed to' parking space.. kat bebetol tepi pocket c.. but i was late, anyway xkesah la die nak marah.. the scene was much like this..

in the car..

wafa - eh, mmq parking situ je
cine - haaa, dah lamat ltop jela

pakgad dah kelihatan kat tangge and it was 11.10am (late 10 mins for test)..

pakgad - alihkan kete tuh skg
cine - saye dah lamat, saman jela

pakgad muke baka~~

after the test..

cine - kenayoun..limaflos
wafa - hahaha.. sukehati je nak saman brape2 kan..kimak tol (wafa yg baka sbb kes noran)

ok..baka gak aa..saman 30 dah a kan, nak lelebey lak saman 50 laa, 100 laa.. isk2, baka bak..dahla test habat xreti jwb pape selain ER Diagram yg akan salah gak.. then, kene saman 50.. gle downing.. naseb a jumpe hotties kat petrol pump.. hahahaha.. nak fia jap..japg nak balik..fruhh fruhh

GISNAN (pronounce it as JEEEEZZZNNAAANNN)

2006-04-18T04:20:00.000+08:00

tomorrow there will be a test, a subject called GISBA or GIS, geographical info sys. this subjet is not suitable for me with only 128mb of memory in my brain. it's such a boring subject and full of information that is not useful in our daily lives. 5 chapters to look at and none of it looks appetizing enough for me to go through with an educated fashion. truthfully, only people like amanzeni could handle this.. amanzeni only knows how to read books, hangout with his gf, and ask for more answer sheets during exams.. this is true guys, i've never seen him hanging around with his peeps, only if he has one.. and also, he always ask for bundles of answer sheets during exams. as he sits rite at the back of me during loads of em. ok, back to my story. have you heard such fucking stupid words like topology, silver polygon, digitizing, cartographical, planar (wtf) and such others that i couldnt handle anymore. seriously, its out of my league.. anyway, i ate 4 cloud nines just now just to fill me ever hungry tummy and im damn depressed and sleepy.

i am happy because we are living just above the goodfellas (the house below) as they sell non-nutricious food like super ring, cloud 9, mammee and even ice pops (this is what they call them, we call them aiskrim nyotnyot)..so, if we want to munch something just bring down like a ringgit or so and buy as much as u like, huhu.. the house below the goodfellas called t.b.g. or tabligh residency sells dadih.. but rite now, it is always out of stock, i dunno why..sigh~

so, i am looking forward not for the test, but because i'm going home trow.. just to ease the pain of studying and playing lotsa PES with nazya.. maybe i'm just gonna crash at huda's place and go back on wednesday to klang to pick up some stuffs.. on thursday, i have this interview with someone name sherlyn at klcc tower 2 for the software engineer post at viztel sdn bhd. i don't deserve that job for sure but i just wanna give it a go. i am still feeling guilty not to attend the first interview with turcom cera last saturday but what the heck, i got my responsibilities to be the main supporter of floyd d rugby team, hahahaha..

fuck GIS and fuck the people who created it. cause so much problem to me and wafa i suppose, as he is also struggling and making weird faces.. i just wanna relax now and go back home, have the interview, attend the music fest this weekend and then sleep all the way until the killer fyp comes back to life.. maybe next 3-4 weeks.. anyway, goodluck guys with all the tests coming..chowballerz~

hahaha.. tiru

2006-04-17T05:10:00.000+08:00

ni tiru from zura nye blog..rase cam sng je nak tiru..tros buat..

How to make a arien

Ingredients:

5 parts success

5 parts brilliance

3 parts instinct

Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add curiosity to taste! Do not overindulge!

jub kiut bakk

2006-04-17T05:04:00.000+08:00

ni la jub time f2, gle kiut dan kurus..wahahahaha.. skg lpas menternak lemak kt kg manggis.. habeda!!! tp still cute..kan jub kan? hahahaha..

team bola f2 aku..hahahaha

2006-04-17T04:51:00.000+08:00

sbb permintaan tinggi dr kwn2, aku tunjuk gamba xmatang kitrang..hahaha.. ni mase f2 league bola kt semesta..dpt 2nd je sbb nyak wat klaka g tahan bola leleh kai kaki pas2 bolos.. kes cam acap alan gak a..gol klaka..hahahaha

yg kaler merah ujung kiri name die jarizaljaribjabduljubur, die xbes so aku pangkah je..len2 koang knal nyer..semfai yg dulu utp kejap pas2 dah blah blaja kt rusia.. nepit dahi leba cam padang D skola aku yg dulu die skola renda ngn noran.. sheiz itam yg kt uitm skg... KH spirit yg men trompet utk gengariongs sambil buat report internship 2300 page.. epoi si tua matang yg suke minum kopi sambil aku rosakkan gule die.. zul askar balak jaja.. bujer yg pnah lari dr skola pas2 kitrang kene carik die mlm2 time prep yg semestinyer xjumpe.. teeos yg basuh jaket aku,wahaha sambil suke makan tahi..

kt bwh plak slain jarizal, aku kt sblah die sambil wat muke toye.. pas2 fahminyaktar yg lagi itam dr minyak tar kalo die celup tgn lam tank minyak nescaye pnuh.. shafik kaled yg men bola cam robot kne kutuk ngn c.. pas2 wafa rumikusayang yg sebesar konek aku je time tuh.. n ujung skali gajah yg koang tgk tlinge die besa cam tlinge gajah umur 4taun..

nape jub xde lam gamba?aku pon xto..japg aku pos gamba jub time die kurus hahahaha.. jub aku ltak jela bola tuh jd jub jap..cian jub..

weekend yg busan gak tp penuh

2006-04-17T04:30:00.000+08:00

weekend baru ni gle penuh ngn bende2 bes seperti tgk ragbi dan juge teeos open sitik (xde a pnuh ngat sbrnye tp kire pnuh a tuh dr biase2 aku fia je).. plan utk wat progress report dah lame dah terabai..xpela, mgu ni la aku wat..huhu. anyway thanx kt teeos and hepi bday wpon aku masih baka g ngn jaket aku yg dibasuh oleh teeos..hahahahahaha! teeos nyer bday ari ahad..maknenyer smlm..so sabtu mlm ahad a die open table. aku mengharap die open table kat kenny ke, kfc ke, tp las2 dpt sitik je..gle down. kitrang stiap hari kott g situ, xde cabaran lansung g sitik. mudah dan makanan die dah lali lam perut aku. aku rase bile aku tue nnt setakat makan kambing sekor xde kene darah tinggi nyer.. thanx farouk, dan juge sithick.

so, time pagi sabtu tuh dah g sokong team floyd D men ragbi. cam biase, aku xtdo la malam tuh utk jalankan tugas kejut sume player. dan juge macam biase kapten pasukan iaitu..jap2.. dah lame xpakai iaitu smpai aku rase pelik ngn word tuh..iaitu..iaitu..hahahaha!! tringat lak namekan...2jenis..iaitu..kereta..kereta sorong..keretapi..hahahahaha.. buduhs..ok samung lek, iaitu acap sasariong itam fiji berbadan besa tidak hadir sepam g. die g konsert indon tgk ratu goyang bontot sambil berkata, "sakit pinggang aku...lalala~".. acap kapten dan dielah yg buat team tuh tp adeke die yg slalu xde. las week ngn selambe je die g penang.. dtg ari ahad tayang keras, "korang ni sume xde disiplin a nak tarik2 diri lak" - acap marah sbb team len cuak nak men. rupenyer acap plg xde disiplin. so ari sabtu tu mng jela sume n kalah satu 12-10 sbb tbe2 sume cam men xsmgt. paid injed 1st gem.. die top list team cacat floyd sbb die dah cacat 2 2 lutut die ngn jari batang askrem die.. so, men jela dak2 len..so gem tuh wafa turun lamat pas2 die dpt faku kt pipi die..hahahahaha. alan pon luke2 kacis. pade gem smlm leman buat satu skill pengalaman yg ssh nak explen ngn writings..hahahaha! penyokong tetap cam biase mmg aku,epoi,mundok,pendek ngn jub.. smlm nazya xdtg sbb die fiabalerzz..lpas dah pnat2, g jaya makan..nak tambah sket, kalah sepam g sbb aku xkasi moruc lari sbb die hyper ngat..so gem las tuh mmg die xlari wahahaha.. buduh nye moruc aka amy nama manje gedik die..

so lpas gem tuh aku tdo sampai kol 130 sbb wafa ajak g sitik.. aku pon g a ngn paid, sudin, markyie ngn pa.. kat situh dah ramai dah sume tgh tangguk teeos. manetah teeos dpt duit die..mungkin die dah masok ajaran ayah pin dah yg buleh dpt duit dr langit - wallahu alam.. so aku pon ngn muke pelahap ngn bengang ngn teeos sbb kes jaket yg x abes2 g tros order air tin 1, teh o ais 1, nasi goreng kambing telur mate ngn roti pisang tebal bakk..kenyang gle. lpas ucapkan alhamdulillah aku pon tros ucap kan trime kasih kt teeos. balik bilik, men pes sepam due ngn teeos pas2 xtdo semate2 nak jalankan tugas sbg pengejut floyd D.

so ari ahad pon tbe, akupon kejut wafa utk g ragbi..wafa malas mule2 sampai la leman kejut loam kol9pagi.. so kitrang pon siap2 tros g padang. aku kai shorts kaler biru nike tuh xkai boxers atau spender.. sampai padang baru aku sdar shorts tuh nipis..malu sepam tros duduk diam2 kt khemah tuh sbb byk pompuan lak..aiseyy!! so gem pertame seri sbb men 5 lawan 7..leman aizat ngn wafa xsampai g time tuh..kesian krol kene men penuh..hahahaha. markyie blakon injed, paid mmg injed, acap g layan indon mabuk kt kl pas2 alan lak smgt old boy g old boy wiken kt macoba ngn hazrow tbg. so, lpas2 gem tuh tros a bermule aksi2 wafa ngn lemand tayang keras.. wafa buat byk gak try ngn aksi2 punt dan grubber..pas2 ktrang dah busan ngn aksi2 die..hahahahaha.. ade satu aksi tuh wafa nak wat conversion, die blagak die bwk bola smpai line tepi skali..kire abes jauh a ni..tp malangnye xmasok sbb nak tyg keras..hahahaha!! arini krol jd mangse cedere sbb die terhantuk sampai mate bengkak..

beberape line menarik dari pasukan penyokong ( aku, epoi, mun, pen, mebon, jub, nazya, paid, bawang) arini dan smlm

- "leman, nak aksi pengalaman sket leman"
- "uisk, gle pengalaman duh tu.."
- "kaman pa, dah muak dah tgk bende tuh..len plak len plak.."
- "leman, timbang2"
- "jum g usya tarik tali aaa"
- "alan gmok, igt laju a tuh lari,padehal lemau je"
- "sub sub subbbbb"
- "krol, stokin stokin..tekel stokin"
- "terhiburr terhiburr"
- "haaaa, mng g duh" - ni lpas toss coin utk pilih bola ke padang

dan byk g yg aku malas nak tepp.. kesimpulannyer mmg kehadiran kitrang menyebabkan suasane d padang makin ceria.. selain dr kebuduhan mebon amek gamba wafa soang je wpon die tgh korek buntut time tuh, smua berjalan lancar.. haa 1 g, arini aku kalah 1 toss coin kimak aa..sampai mamat organizer tuh baka aku sbb aku asek mng je,arini die kutuk aku sepam..kimak tol,hahaha..

lpas blk cam biase aku fia sampai mlm tgk gem liverpool ngn beyo, pa ngn paid.. lpas dgr pa kutuk2 pakgad tu sbb saman noran.. kesian noran.. hahahaha.. kitrang pon g tgk liverpool mng 1-0 ngn blackburn.. pas2 blk bilik cataz2 sket baka man-ana.. aku pon dah pnat.. aku blatih a lagu patience yg kimak tuh..tros dah letey..pasni nak fia dah.. busan gk a minggu ni ..tp ok laa.ade bende nak buat!!n1..

ps - sorry a kpd en edjer yg patot interview aku ari sabtu arituh.. aku bebetol malas a nakg.. tp aku rajen gk call koang kan ckp aku ade hal.. tp knape koang nak aku g minggu dpan lak?mmg xpat aaa..ade kursus kawen..wahahaha.. xla, sbrnye ade futsal musicfest.. sori a sbb koang xdpt nak rekrut aku keje..n1.. chowballerz ~ fiabawarooy (tribute to beyo)..

hasel

2006-04-12T05:47:00.000+08:00

just came back to utp ni..cuti panjang bakk selame 4hari di kl..actually lepak umah klang from saturday nite till sunday nite je.. mmg lpas sampai umah arituh stret g umah nenek lepak for about 2hours, makan2 and akhirnye berjaye mengepau 200..thx nenek..love u so much..after sampai umah around 1am, g umah abah(abah ni pakcik saye ye), lpas die bgtau aku bau rokok dan lantas aku tuka topik sbb stiap kali jumpe tuh je die nak ckp..hahahaha.. anyway, family aku dah tau pon aku shak kok n xde sape kesah dah..sume dah malas nak layan..alih2, dpt pow lg 100 plak..hepi bday!! wahahaha.. n1 kpd keluargeku.. pas2 akak saye pulak kasi lagi 200..alhamdulillah..so, for my bday, bute2 dpt 500..yg da abes pon..lalalalala. so jgn ade hati nak pow aku lak. hmm, ahad tuh cam tibe2 nak wat surprise kt huda.. lpas wat calculation yg duit aku tgh banyak.. aku pon tros lah wat baik g midveli (xto nape aku pilih tmpt ni), utk bli2 brg2 keperluan spt ubat ketiak dan juge myk rambut.. pas2 bli card kat huda..card apetah..ready kwn2..aku nak buat lwk bodo ni..tp bukan MyKad mahupun sikad ataupon kadderi..xpepasal.. hasel jap.. bli kad saje2 kat hallmark..then aku pon trase baik hati aku pon bli la huda sedozen bunge ros..wahahahaha! rase malu lak mengendong bunga sebesar pemeluk tokya tuh..tros aku lari g parking..

time tuh huda ade kt bruntung so mmg plan nak jumpe die kt bangi for dinner.. aku plak ngn moses nyer dah grak awal2 g..cuak plak bunge tuh layu so aku pon pasang aircond selaju mungkin..rase cam kat kutub lak.. sampai bangi kol6ptg.. huda plak kat umah g..adeih.. aku pon tros roger epoi ajak die g basuh kete kt tmpat fina slalu basuh tu..tpi secret recipe.. epoi a ajak g situ, ngn niat nak pow aku makan kat secret recipe..aku tau tp aku dah besedie la sbb die lanje aku sate time bday die arituh..hahahaha. so, bunge tuh aku ltak kt stor umah epoi jap.. dah siap2 mkn kt sec rec cam sepasang burung merpati dua sejoli huda lak call kete die abes minyak kt sg buloh..naseb kt rnr.. so aku bia je a..sbb ade member bapak die dtg tolong pon..aku pon g mapley layan 2 gem bola stret ngn epoi.. lpas huda dah sampai aku kasi bunge..gedebush..die nanges.. n1 bariong..huhuhu.. mmg soang bf yg mithali.. lpas tuh aku pon g NLA utk dinner n blk fia..dr ahad till slase mmg lepak bangi jela..sbb nak duk klang cam parents aku kat abu dhabi.. malas plak nak melayan karenah nani yg kuat becakap tu..hahahahaha..

ari senin lak aku g OU..huda blikan shirt satu as bday present n aku pon kene bli kan die kasut.. xpepasal je kan..aku pon xphm..hahahaha..so, lpas huha huha ari senin malam tuh ..dah sampai slase, aku pon blk la utp ngn kee ngn alan..aku pon xto nape aku cite bende ni..sbrnye ade bende len aku nak pos..aku tgh busan nak pos bende yg survey2 tuh..aku pon saje nak buat intro yg menyatakan aku penat tp tepanjang lak..wahahaha!! ni a survey die..ade 42 soklan yg membusankan tp sbb aku lg busan aku buat jela..

1.Last person who wrote you a testimonial:
-fahminyaktar la kot..ade 2 actually, 1 g from diyana

2.Last movie u watched:
-ice age 2 ngn pijak ngn gigsi..outing yg misteri hahahaha

3.What do people first notice when they see u?
-rambut aku yg trojan ni kot..or muke aku cam f**king chinese

4.Do you like peanut-butter?:
-yg ade jelly2 tuh bes aa..donut peanut butter jelly pon n1

5.Most memorable place:
-huhu..rahsie woo..sbb ade bende bes yg berlaku dan rahsie juge..wahahaha

6.Do you read comics?:
-bace a duh..kalo komik yg buku mmg bace dikcerdas ngn chinmi..kalo manga byk a..one piece, naruto,bleach,yakitate,hunterxhunter dan lain2 lagi

7.What's your favourite restaurant?
-hantu a nombor 1..diikuti oleh sithick, NLT dan rasa2..JE last skali kalo sume restoran kene bomb kat dunie

8.do you have enemies?:
-ntahla..ade kot..wahahahaha

9.You like to go out grocery shopping?:
-hmm, kalo nak masak2 ngn huda, slalu je kt tesco kajang blkg umah manoq..haha

10.Can you dance?:
-xpat a..ltop je

11.Do you believe in God?
-400000000% dan lebey lagi tp malangnye aku habat sbb gagal mematuhi

12.First thing to do when u wake up tomorrow?
-bukak mate a duh..buduh nye soklan, pas2 tros carik hp

13.Where are you right now?
-kat dpan pc lam bilik kt v5a-L5 ..bilik nombo bape umah mane xigt

14.Your name spelled backwards..
-name pnuh mau..meh aku buat.. laztir dhom yrakcaz neira dhom

15.Where were you born.
-kt spital kt klang

16.What is the last thing you downloaded
-gol robbie fowler lawan bolton

17.Last time you swam in a pool?
-arituh a ngn pa,pijak,mel,chalie ngn mundoggydog

18.Are you registered to vote?
-layak tp xregister sbb blum mase nak vote..tp arituh ade a vote utk diminished time euphonious then 5taun xpnah vote utk mpp..cam rase ade corruption je..every year ahli masjid je mng.. ke every yr ahli masjid je bertanding??aku pon xto..wahahaha

19.Do you have a car ?
-ade..gen2 biru

20.Do you like rollercoasters?
-my fave

21.Chattin with...?
-skg xde pong dah kol 6psgi kot

22.Would you go bungee jumping or sky
diving?
-sky dive

23.Are you shy?
-shygul?x lansung..wahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahahah.. glak sniri

24.Do you think you're popular?
-hmm..soklan perangkap..maleh jwb

25.Chips or popcorn?
-chips aaaa.. tp bukan potato chips.. mmg chippies aaaa..hahahahahhaa

26.Are you a good cook?
-terer masak beberape bende - spegeti,steak,nasikputih,megi,tlurgoreng..the end!

27.Best thing in the world?
-apekah ini?bende plg bes?kalo perilaku konfem a sexual intercourse..kot.. kalo bende len, cam ape ek..ssh nye..buduhsnyer soklan

28.Have you ever broken a bone?
-kat wrist time dajah 3

29.Have you ever won a trophY?
-ade a duh..wahahahaha

30.What is your favorite board game?
-scrabble a

31.Do you bake cakes?
-do you baby cakes??ape nih..

32.Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?
-hahahahaha..wahahahaha..power duh soklan ni..memerangkap aku cam kimak..tp xpe aku jwb je..aku bli..huhuhuhu...bli..huhu..haa igt dah..ambipur..hahahahah..

33.Do you believe in love at first sight?
-hmm, tgk keadaan

34.Whats your favorite songs right now?
-skg suke lagu lame..lagu2 zaman tok kadok

35.How many pairs of shoes do you own?
-1 kasut zara..2 kasut vans..1 kasut nike..1 but bola.. 1 kasut itam polo..1 loafer.. so itu ialah 7

36.Last song stuck in your head?
-hmm, td baru je dgr lagu LOVE..itu lagu aku a dak2 ckp

37.Any pets?
-spot a..seekor arnab yg lemau sbb dah tua..milo dah mati

38.Worst Local TV show as of the moment?
-spt biase..fear factor

39.Color of most clothes you own:
-black and dark colours

40.Whose picture(s) do you carry in your
wallet?
-aiyo..muke aku byk a..kat ic,kadmetrik,lesen

41.What were your last prayers to God?
-rahsie

42.How many friends on friendster?
-295..tp xknal sume pong..

thanx for the wishes..

2006-04-08T13:40:00.000+08:00

happy 22nd to me!!hahaha, it was one boring day yesterday..i am fucking old..im 22..hahaha, anyway thanx to everyone who wished me..the list goes..

beyo,nenek+pa,noran,ake,abah,mak,nyzas,sha,caoz,pa,mmq,
capati,diha,jaja,wafa,jub,aliaa,acapbann,teeos,wiena,aliaa,alan,
markyie,zura,diyana,alipjgnsas,hazel,pleq,mundok,gigsi,pendek,
epoi,nani,SAYANG,krol,pijak,linda,dombe,mel,paid,sudin,
mom+dad,matta,chibi,nazya,mongkuda,wock,matlai,fira,anis,
shiam,moruc,deckerz,bet,sunyo,adiz,neng,fariz,pokya,epoi,
using,api,nana,faruq,cali,sang,gg,fina,eima,buster,aza,
aizatpresiden,manoq,tambunstar,kc..

thanx everyone yg wish but is not in the list!!!

pre EDX siak!!

2006-04-06T22:26:00.000+08:00

setel gak pre edx arituh.. after presenting at 8pm dpan mr hilmi aka tupak..dptla tayang projek bername JAVAriong ngn demo separuh jalan sbb video xsiap g.. yg dah siap cume cam google talk a..ade text je..video ngn voice xsempat g.. yelaa, googletalk pon beta version g..xkan aku nak lebey2 lak..at least dah bjaye melepasi 1st hurdle..yesss!!!

2 jam g..

2006-04-06T22:09:00.000+08:00

haaa.. cuak ak koang? aku dah tua kacis..huhu, lagi 2 jam nak bday aku..sape xwish taun ni mmg aku trajang a..siyes gle.. aku bg peluang sampai 11.59:59 pm 7april 2006 +800GMT.. cuak ak?mmg aku trajang sekor2..hhahahaha.. anyway, cam koang gagal je sediakan hadiah2 yg aku mintak (refer to previous post)..hahaha.. gle down..anyway skg dah 10.10pm.. sejam 50minit je g..wahaahaha.. lame aku tunggu saat ni..saat jadi tua sket..tp wpon amal aku sket, harap2 aku panjang umur supaye dpt bertaubat..amin!huhuhu.. tuh bday wish aku taun ni..huhu.. sape wish dpt seringgit.hahaha.. adios~

floyderzz n my new skill

2006-04-02T04:59:00.000+08:00

the floydshohrat rugby team was a blast this morning altho missing a few players due to certain circumstances.. not much to say coz im tired now.. we managed to win all four games. paid mmg laju cam kuda ngn sasa cam seladang.. hahahahah.. he made 8 tries this morning.. wafa with 3, lemand and ayo with 2, and one each for alan n ron. there'll be another 3 games trow with acap playing for the first time. he is the captain and he went to penang for the 1st day's match - sapacerit sasariong?!!

that was not the highlight of the day.. i finally found i have a new skill in life that maybe i'll include in my CV. im now a master in toss-coins!! hahahaha.. i was elected as the standby captain to toss the coin so that we can choose either the ball or the field. it was because all the players need to warm up n i was there only to watch n wat bising (the definition of supporting). so pagi tadi mmg kene toss 4x la.. n i WON ALL the tosses.. congrats to bariong!! sumerang dah cuak, including the organizer, wahahaha.. it was sheer class. hahahahaha.. n1 bariong!!

spend spend spend..

2006-03-31T09:39:00.000+08:00

10 more mins and i think i wanna list down what i want to do with the rm1.5k that petronas gave:

1) have a huge birthday bash (remember my presents guys - read earlier post)
2) enjoy it fully as it is the last 'gift' from petronas
3) enjoy it fully as it is the last 'gift' from petronas
4) enjoy it fully as it is the last 'gift' from petronas
5) enjoy it fully as it is the last 'gift' from petronas
6) enjoy it fully as it is the last 'gift' from petronas
7) enjoy it fully as it is the last 'gift' from petronas
8) enjoy it fully as it is the last 'gift' from petronas
9) enjoy it fully as it is the last 'gift' from petronas
10) enjoy it fully as it is the last 'gift' from petronas
11) enjoy it fully as it is the last 'gift' from petronas
12) enjoy it fully as it is the last 'gift' from petronas

.......

nice..~

TGIF~

2006-03-31T09:29:00.000+08:00

thank god it's friday.. suddenly i feel like going to tgif to have a short snack, but honestly i hate that place, haha. nvm bout that. the trios - me, pa n beyo are not yet asleep prior to our marketing test at 10 am. our lecturer was very nice because all the lecture notes were only 1 page every chapter. so, we huha huha a lil bit while studying.. i managed to go one-on-one with shiham playing PES about err.. i think 9 times. he is quite good but no need to explain-lah, i was better..hahaha!

its already 930 am and the test will be at 10. ive cleaned myself up, shaved and i feel good! the best news that today is our 'free money' from petronas has been transferred to our respective accounts.. nicely done there. thanx petronas for providing us the pleasure of 1.5k every three months and for me, i had my 1.5 k extra last 3weeks.. thanx again to petronas. may god bless the wonderful organization.

got to go now.. hope u guys have a 'enjoyable' weekend due to pre-edx next week.. good luck and have fun with your projects..

red and black??!!

2006-03-29T07:49:00.000+08:00

yucks..red and black for the batch party? do we look like a bunch of negroes? i wanted to use the word niggas, but it may be offensive to certain readers.. do i have negroes reading this blog? i think no..but after watching coach carter, i ought not to use that word,haha..back to the point here, its quite funny that a lot of the students chose this theme..anyway, everytime i think of red and black, i will think of that scary freddy kruger..did i spelt it rite? when i was young (yep, the time when ju-on wasn't even born), this guy was the scariest of all.. it was so scary that i can't even sleep alone after watching about 23 seconds of the movie.

1) red n black?? guys will surely wear black coz red looks quite funny.. can u guys look at the picture below.. does it suits well? do guys wear this kinda stuff..yucks!! so, everyone will be wearing black.. and voila.. the theme will become - 'boring black' theme.. cam org cine mati..

2) cant ppl think of such greater imagination and be more creative in selecting a theme? maybe something simple with a wide scope of choices and selection..red n black? god made thousand of colours and u guys chose red n black..piss off!

look at this poor guy

ok.. i won't go and file a complain because i don't mind but i just think the theme is quite lame - to be red n black..boring kinda stuff.. you know what i mean?if girls wear this kinda outfit.. red and HOT, than its fine for me..

this is the kind of outfit im talking about, hehe

i kinda thing that if everyone go for black (for the guys), who will be the one making the limelight? coz everyone wud be the same and i swear that this kinda thing will happen..

mr x - "hey wafa, do u want to..(pause for a while)... oops, sorry wrong person"
mr y - (looked really blurred)
mr x - shit, i knew this wud happen, everyone seemed to be the same tonite!! assholes..

do u get me?? everyone will be fucking same and i cant imagine a hall full of students with same outfits..so, i think..i repeat.. i think i MIGHT be wearing a red suit..or maybe a santa claus outfit to make every man in black happy.. just to make them feel proud that they are with the joneses.. and make them feel quite lucky that they are not as stupid as me.. but it is still in consideration..just to play safe.. i might also be in black..haha

im currently thinking of a red suit with a black shirt.. in my whole life, ive never even touched a red pair of pants.. what the fuck? argh..its fucking ugly..do shops even sell red n black stripes or even checkered suits? i really wanted to be darth vader on that nite.. so damn cool..or even c3po..huhu.. damn, know i really have to think what to wear..hahaha.. ok, maybe its sounds funny that i care about the dinner.. but honestly yes..i just think that everyone should go and have fun that nite.. the only event that everyone will be in one place..hehehe..

so, what do u guys think of the theme? izit fine for u? or izit me alone that thinks the theme is not right? anyone dares to be red plz contact me via email at my email address given at my profile. maybe we should plan together what type of RED outfit we might be wearing. i found out some nice ones on the net that i know will cost hell loads of money.. so, any shop owners feel free to borrow some nice red suits for 2-3 days, u can also contact me at the same email address.. suddenly, im serious..hehehe..one more, any hot chick wanna have a date with me to the batch dinner, kindly send in ur resume and pasport size photos, including ur contact number and details to my respective email. thanx a lot..

12 days to 22

2006-03-26T11:23:00.000+08:00

Hey guys, consider yourselves warned. You have approximately 12 days until my 22nd birthday. Fucked up that I will be this old - 22 years old. What i have done in the past 22 years, or 8034 days (including the leap years), or 192,816 days..Certainly it's still a HUGE question in my head. I won't get into it now because it's too complicated and depressing. What I have in mind is the possible birthday presents that I would like.

Please work this out among yourselves and divide it so that you guys will know who is working on what. Pay absolute attention!:

1) A really really humongous chocolate cake with 22 tiny cute candles on it. I'm not gay but it's been a while someone bought me a whole cake.
2) A huge guitar amplifier. Preferably a 350watts Marshall amp.
3) I want to make out for at least 4 times a day during the whole month of April. Girls only, please.
4) Some magazines, which have pictures of boobs in it.
5) An i-pod. An expensive and stylish model - I'm currently listening to the same fucking CDs in my car as it's so annoying to burn all those pirated mp3's.
6) A nice dinner at some expensive place.
7) I really think I need a Zippo lighter right now. Lost the old one (Left it in the Wira when it was stolen) and my Yepis and Crickets always hide themselves after 2-3 days of purchasing it.
8) Whoever among you guys that can give me courage to operate this injury-proned right knee - just to "repair" my meniscuse and ligaments, will be welcomed.
9) Maybe a high-pay non taxable and enjoyable job will do.
10) Someone who can complete my FYP for free!!! FYI, the topic is Video Conferencing via LAN using Java Tech.
11) A one day ticket to the Playboy Mansion.
12) A Sony Playstation 3. Not compulsary. Just in case all of you wanted to give me extra present. This could be the one.
13) A huge fucking awesome birthday party with lots of chicks and loud music.
14) YNWA. I want a season pass to Anfield for next season's fixtures.
15) Someone that can tell the fucking guy at the room-i-don't-know-where to shut that fucking stupid jiwang Malay song (Felix nye lagu). It's been 8 hours already that he played the same song again and again. I'm utterly annoyed!

Ok, that is some of it. 15 birthday wishes. I hope you guys will work it out!! Plan it out carefully alright! Thanx a lot.. You guys are the best. I know i can rely on you guys!!

weekenders

2006-03-25T08:03:00.000+08:00

Its weekend and i have a lot of stuffs to do again as if im not mistaken its already been week 9 or 10 in the semester. Exam are coming and shitloads of work. Last nite, we had quite a great time to be at the euphonious finale. Honestly, only 2 bands made the expectations of a finale.. Fuck big time to 'always and forever', medium time to 'the raptors', and fuck a bit to the 1st band that performed. How the hell those bands got into the finale. But for me, the worst part was the always and forever band. I went to chill and smoke at the toilet at the LG floor becoz i hated it sooo much.. It was a humiliating act from them..
Here are a few things i wanna do during the weekend..

1) Watch utp league matches at 5pm on saturday
Chance of happening: 40%

2) Play snooker at Ipoh on Saturday nite with gigsi, nizas and the others
Chance of happening: 60%

3) Watch Liverpool vs Everton at stihick
Chance of happening: 100%

4) Complete my fyp progress report
Chance of happening: 10% [for even getting it started]

5) Make out, preferably with a hot chick
Chance of happening: 5%

6) Go for a movie anywhere, anything, a new one of course
Chance of happening: 30%

7) Say to an attractive girl "you're hot, i'm horny. let's make out sumwhere and hav fun!"
Chance of happening: 1.2%

8) Have 20 rounds of Winning Eleven with anyone who dares
Chance of happening: 70%

9) Winning the last Floyd game
Chance of happening: 95%

10) Sleep more than 12 hours, to reboost energy
Chance of happening: 99%

11) Get married and have freeflow sex and blowjobs
Chance of happening: n/a

That's currently my 'important things to be done' list. Hope everything goes well. Have a great weekend. Remember, life is short. So, get out and have fun!

B.E.N.T.O.N.G.

2006-03-24T08:36:00.000+08:00

when i start writing..its gonna be the same as when i start talking. freeflow ideas coming thru from my medula oblongata and what-so-ever-i-dunno-what-to-call of my brain. that shows im not brainless. i have this friend called yoyi, or easily called as beyo. now i want to call him "the repeater". i dunno why, he likes to repeat those silly miserable jargons of ours..hahahaha.

- a few weeks back, "kacisbakk" and "kerasbakk" were his faves..
- last 3weeks during our pmu trip, he was saying "misssssssssseeeeeyyy" like every 2minutes..
- las week, he loved the phrase "the kitbals".. and while our gengariongs show, he didnt want to be called that, instead he wanted to be the kitbals[our GIS project group name]
- and this week, he is already loving the word "chips-a-hoy" n "bzz-bzz", courtesy of wafa's folder in his pc
- whats next?

good for him to learn such new words.. actually im not angry but its quite funny tho

reality tv shows

2006-03-24T08:15:00.000+08:00

currently im watching the apprentice and its already the fourth season.. its fine to watch it as everything looks logical enough but the fact that trump always chooses his candidate for his apprentice way before the show ends..for instance,in week 7 or sth.. u can see that he will pick out his apprentice and praise them[wont fire them] and all the others will be punished for silly mistakes.. but for me, its fun to watch the apprentice as all those tasks are like damn impossible to normal below par people like us..and damn, the people in that show are like superhumans with super programmed brains.. react so fast and so intelligently.american next top model, a female version of manhunt [yucks!], same fucking old story.. from the beginning, all those lawya ones will be given stupid tasks like doing things they dun like.. n suddenly they are out..yes! its fine for me to hook on this also because there are like tonnes of hotties every season.. i actually hate to watch the normal poses, except for the lust and sex scenes..hahaha.. like the lesbo scene and stuff.. makes me horny a BIT but not to the extent that i can mastrubate in front of that show..so, 2 stars for them.. eventually, manhunt will make me puke, cant even erect for a week..huhuuh..

one of my faves are like my big fat obnoxious fiancee.. it is so funny and so fucking stupid.. i didnt miss a single episode of that hilarious show..haaa, the most boring and stupid reality shows of all time goes to...[sound of drumrolls]....

TRIPLE F - FUCKING FEAR FACTOR!!

Can't u eat those fiery little bugs and driving a super safe car on a truck? Well, I guess you can’t, but don’t people get tired of watching it? what’s next, “Tonight contestants, you have to eat the contents of this bucket, and the bucket is filled with _________ [maybe fieces, maybe gross looking insects etc.!” or “contestants, for tonight’s competition we will put each of you in an 8×8 cage with a grizzly bear that you must fight to the death. To make it interesting, we haven’t feed the bear in over a week, but we have been giving it Livita's and lots and lots of cocaine and hitting it in the genitals. Mr Rock, you’re first - good luck and may God have mercy on you.” and next week, ull be eating horrible eggs and even fight with a gorilla in a smaller cage. damn, it's so embarassing.. then, even came the Msian Fear Factor - even worse.. i dun care but i hate fear factor..

whatever it is.. i can see that there's one billionaire behind all of this and he is the one and only mark burnett.. damn i think he is richer than abromovich..

random thoughts

2006-03-24T06:48:00.000+08:00

HOLA!! its 650 am and alan is bugging me to join him for breakfast at rasa2..a typical malay shop that has wonderful roti canais..today (yesterday indeed), i didnt wake up in time for my marketing class and the same goes to my roomie.. so he ended up being half dead [asleep] and i continued my journey as a manager that don't need food to live [playing the super addictive football manager, addictive as ever - better than epoi's coffee].. till 245 i woke wafa up and we went to corporate ethics class.. the class was conducted by pn nonie.. or something like the mom of all talkers.. she eventually loves talking and sometimes im amazed by her stories bcoz there were too many of them.. we always have bad thoughts that she made up half of her stories, pity of her! imagine, during a 2hour lecture, using a mere 10-15 slides.. she can go blah2..blah2..i had this experience once ago, bla2.. i think she's lying sumtimes..

accroding to kantian, a contradiction in an event, such as robin hood [stealing then giving] is not morally ethical.. same goes to my lecturer i guess.. making up stories and then make us have more knowledge.. she even said that she has STM, not STD but STM - that means short term memory.. i dun believe it coz all her stories were like zillion years ago [sumthing like during her teenage years, when she was 6 etc.], how can that be short term memory.. so, i think she is morally incorrect and ethically incorrect bcoz im a big fan of kant..she had contradictions in her stories, just kidding tho..i dun hate her but sumtimes these kinda thots goes around ur mindless minds..

ppl say that dun look back and only look forward..but a lot of ppl do look back.. yep, in our lesson just now she told us that.. ex convicts are struggling to get jobs rite now because its gonna ruin the company's reputation..what if the person has changed?? he/she wouldnt have the chance to prove it rite? why a lot of HR managers look at exam results seriously? what if straight A's student become lazy ass motherfuckers after graduating? eould they perform?? why everyone is looking back rite now? why everyone doesnt have the same fucking equal chance?? hmm.. im still not sure about this issue and im still not sure whats the point of writing this.. life is sumtimes not fair.. life is fair but people make it not fair.. they dont even try to give all the poor guys a chance to prove themselves..

im just amazed how ppl look at results n already shortlist ur name just like that for interviews..they suddenly put requirements like only above 3.0 cgpa applicants are allowed.. i think sumtimes its not fair.. [ i didnt write this topic bcoz my results are like shit but just to share my views].. students that can perform well in that job but has a cgpa of 2.7 as an example wont even have a chance.. do u think its fair? maybe those students didnt perform on their general studies like history and so on, maybe they didnt like a certain subject thats not really important and that fluctuated their cgpas..but what the heck, these guidelines go through the bloodstreams of hr managers.. these kinda things make their jobs easier.. yeah, n made ours miserable.. maybe i wanna be one in future..

jap2..ape aku ckp ni..ntah, dah pagi2 mengong sket..sajeje.. xnak layam xpe..nak layam u guys can have this as food for ur thought.. anyway, jage2 and dun lepak2 to close to chickens and birds..hehehe.. bird flu maa..

ps - layam jela ek..hehehehe, sbb when i was in CE nye class.. bcoz of super input from pn nonie, too much input.. i was like at plateu level from start to finish.. so i byk berfikir td..hehehe.. chalos

..nicely done!!

2006-03-23T02:36:00.000+08:00

after criticism of the liverpool side that couldn't produce more than 1 miserable goal every match.. liverpool showed their true potential of scoring goals..i mean a LOT of goals.. imagine, scoring 15 goals in 3 games.. and those games were in a single week.. nicely done!!

after passing through fulham and newcastle with huge scorelines, 5-1 and 3-1.. liverpool continued the rout by beating birmingham at st andrews by a shocking one sided 7-0. credits to crouchy, moro, hyypia, cisse, riise and an own goal from tebily.. i watched the game with nazya and beyo.. it was fun to hangout with them.. and damn astonished maa.. its been a way way long time before that i watched a huge scoreline like this.. nicely done!!

ade 2 nicely done d tempat yg same..nicely done!!

ape fungsi blog sbrnye??

2006-03-23T02:32:00.000+08:00

hmm..aku tepikir jap..blog ni utk ape ek??hahaha.. adekah die utk meluahkan persaan kite??..adekah utk berkongsi pengalaman?? adekah utk saje?? adekah utk mengasah bakat menulis??adekah utk bergelak ketawe ngn kwn2.??..ntahlaa.. aku pon xto..sape nak jwb??jwbla skg!! hahahaha..

for me, it is inevitable as im a fuckin talker n writer, both.. so..beat it!!

tlg sape2 nak jwb??susah bakk soklan ni

utk EPOI..sorry seems to be the hardest words..hepi bday!!

2006-03-21T03:32:00.000+08:00

firstly, nak wish happy belated birthday to epoi..and paid!! anyway, post ni khas utk epoi and aku buat ni sbg birthday present die yg ke 22.. aku dah sound epoi yg aku akan wat birthday present die arituh tp sbb mase xmengizinkan(eufonius), aku tpakse la lamatkan sket..lakz a poi..nnt kalo aku bg awal2.. ko xnak nyanyi mlm tu..hahahaha.. ok firstly, aku nak tunjuk 1 gamba yg ramaibakk oang knal..bende ni slalu ade atas meje epoi..jap2.. haaaa, ni dier

hoho..sbb aku dah weng stadi GIS, sure korang xnampak kan..hahaha.. bodo bariong, jap2 aku besarkan..

ok, bende ni nampak cam normal je..mmg a nescafe biase yg ley dibeli dr kedai kr rahmath, tp kan..ni a bende yg epoi minum sehari 6 kali kat bilik die..dah nampak a kopi mmg memudaratkan dan ley jadi ketagih sbb mengandungi kandungan kafein yg agak tinggi..tgk org tua dah ketagih..huhu.. so ni la minuman kegemaran epoi skg..sampai kalo g mapley ke, kedai rusna ke die akan order minuman yg dianggap basic ni - nescafe tarik!!

tuh baru intro je epoi, birthday present ko blom siap g..ok bermulalah cerita di suatu pagi yg hening (hening ni indah kalo koang nak tau..aku igt lg mase aku darjah 5, aku masok pertandingan pentomin pringkat negeri.. die nyer stat2 camni, pada suatu pagi yg hening,sang kancil jalan2 di dalam hutan..bla2.).. bende ni berlaku cam dah sebulan lebey yg lepas tp dirahsiekan sbb cam klaka babi..yg tau time tuh aku ngn teeos je..sbb teeos berade di tempat kejadian..wafa mundoq baru tau arituh..hahahahah.. ok sambung balik. mase tuh aku suke lepak bilik epoi sbb cam awal2 sem, sajeje nak test2 duk tingkat bawah skali.. pas2, satu hari tuh aku busan gle aku malas nak tdo layam videoclip epoi yg sume indon tuh..tmasuk la lagu ratu - sakit pinggang aku (hati aku bingung, ketika dia bilang cinta....ha camtu lirik sebenar die) ngn sume lagu peterpan..lpas dah pukul 10 camtuh epoi ngn mundoq g klas pas2 derang g jumpe supervisor..teeos pemalas minggu tuh so die lepak ngn aku layam initial D bahase mandarin yg xbes tuh.. aku cam kagum gk a ngn si pelakon tuh sbb drev muke fia cam pijakk tp power.. tp kan, satu persoalan lam citer tuh..die bwk kete member die dah tunggang langgang sbb die xley bajet(kete member die xbikin bakk g)..kalo kte bagi si hero ni kete evo ke, skyline ke..sure tunggang langgang gak kan..kire die xdela power ngat..hahahah, die reti bwk 1 kete je..huhu..

ok, seperti biase sambil sangap layam cite mandarin surela isap okok.. bahase mandarin ni ble buat movie jd xbes sbb die supan sket.. cube dgr.. wa pu ming pai..gle supan - maksud die.. aku xreti ckp cine..hahaha (wafa igtkan aku blk lpas klas CE arituh..nice).. ni ashtray epoi kt bilik..seketul tupperware kaler merah yg aku rase dpt free kalo bli nescafe seperti gambar di atas..

ok, ni bekas die..nampak agak habat tambah2 ngn ludah dan lain2.. ko tgk kesan2 itam kene cucuh ngn rokok lagi..tp bekas ni agak stended a..kalo kt rumah sure ade kerepek dungun lam tuh..btol x poi??huhu..mase aku isap rokok bekas ni tebukak cam gamba la..elok je kt tepi aku, aku pon isap sebatang, 2 batang..3 dan seterusnye..time tuh teeos xsampai g..so aku layam jela cite tuh soang2..pas2 lpas teeos sampai aku pon isap jela rokok..layam cite tuh ngn teeos lak..sambil2 tuh die cite a pasal taik yg baru die makan utk befes..aku layam jela..hahahaha..
pas2 aku isap g rokok ngn teeos..aku isap lu baru teeos..lpas abes isap aku buang la rokok aku..pas2 teeos pon abes, die nak buang gk puntung die..tbe2

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA..WAHAHAHAHA.. BODO CINE..KIMAK GLE KO..WAHAHAHAHAHAHHA..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..WAKAKAKAKAKA..HAHAHAHAHAH.. aku pon blur a..die pon tros amek bekas merah tuh..tp....jeng3

sbrnye salah bekas..bekas yg ni die amek die tunjuk aku..cube tgk elok2..

hahahah..kan same je 2 2 bekas tuh..equation die ialah bekas rokok = bekas gula nescafe epoi.. gle ranggikutta bakk ssh nak bajet..tp same..tp xsame..tp serupa..aishh..aku pon blur..tp aku baru sdar aku rupenyer buang ash ngn puntung lam bekas gula epoi..wahahahaha..aku pon layam gelak..

teeos - abes a ko cine epoi pukul ko..
cine - hahahahahha, pantat a epoi..
teeos - aku repot epoi nnt, bek ko wat kopi utk aku
cine - g a repot..malas aku..hahaha

aku pon bergegas g toilet dan basuh blk ash tuh..padehal gule pnuh babi time tuh..gule baru, tp tinggal separuh pas2 basah2 sket..ptt a wafa ckp arituh die nak wat kopi gule keras..hahaha, aku igt nak buang je sume gule arituh tp kesian lak kat epoi nnt die xley nak wat kopi dah..kene amek biskut gule mebon pas2 kikis gule tuh nak wat kopi..hahahahah.. tp mmg lawak babi a time tuh..aku pon xsure epoi sdar ke x bende ni..tgk gambarajah di bawah..

nampak x kesan itam kacis tuh..tuh kesan aku tecucuh gak rokok..hahahaha, tp lpas epoi blk aku ngn teeos glak2 je tp epoi cam xbajet pape..so cite tuh pon tekubur tp stiap kali kitrang g blk epoi..pas2 die tader..sure glak cam babi..

kesimpulan cerite ni ade beberape la yg aku dpt kesan..

1) sori a poi sbb xsengaje duh
2) patot a ko suke minum kopi, tambah2 ngn kafein lam rokok
3) gule basah ko sdar x?
4) len kali jgn pakai tupperware yg same
5) hahahaha..kene ko!!
6) NI LA HADIAH BIRTHDAY PRESENT KO..NICE KAN??!!

hahahaha..tamat citer aku..sampai skg aku asek glak je layam cite ni..tp aku nak mintak maaf kt epoi aku cuak nnt kene pukul..hahaha, tp xcuak pon..sbb mmg aku dah simpan nak bloggaz..hahahahaha.. sori a poi..hepi 22ng bday!!!

ps-teeos, ko xley baka aku g..hahahahaha

nazya soh post..xpepasal..hahaha

2006-03-19T05:42:00.000+08:00

1. Are u photogenic ?
cam xjer sbb gamba sure habat bakk..cam lembu

2. What time do you go to bed ?
hmm, slalu men ltop je but average 6am la sampai 4pm..slalu lbey kuang gini a

3. What was the last thing you did before this ?
gengariongs' prelims kt bilikbodo tuh, tgk chocobot jam, sithick, fantasyfutba

4. Who's the one you always meet the most ?
hmm, floyderzz aa..pa slalu a sbb rumets

5. Who's the person you'll call if you need help?
tgk help ape..kalo psl duit..danarazal.kalo psl len2,ltop je tp mainly brothers a

6. What's on your mind right now ?
nak fia, pnat bakk

7. What do you prefer?american idol/malaysian
idol?
akademi fantasia..wahaha, xpat..american idol - season ni sokong paris!!

8. With whom do you wanna be with to have fun ?
huda n brothers!!

9. What movie do u wanna watch now?
nak tgk pinkpanther bodo klaka tuh

10. When was the last time you went out ?
td g bangunan kinta tman huda highlight rambut

11. What do you hate the most for now ?
malas naik atas g bilik kt top floor..so crash bilik poi..dah 2 hari pongs

12. what do u do everyday besides eat & sleep?
shak kok n berak

13. Colors that make you happy ?
blue..bluans??haha

14.Most fave thing in your room ?
my guitars

15. Miss someone?
surely

16. Plan to buy something?
amp besa,effects ngn drums..pas2 nak bli deodarant ngn gel..hahaha, sampul surat nak gk

17. Are you satisfied with your life now?
quite ok tp noringik

18.Do you like seafood?
yes..sdap2

19.Breakfast or dinner?
bfast nla dinner hantu = equal

20. Do you recycle?
dat's wut we do rite?? - cam lagu tuh

21. Do you have a laptop?
ade..tahan lasak bakk..ley baling2..dah 5taun pon..elok g

22. What's your favorite fast food?
bigmac ngn swismushrumdabel

23. Cats or dogs?
cats..bobo ialah comel..kucing huda yg itam dan suke rabe2..

24. Salty or sweet?
mmq salty balls??hahaha..lbey kuang a..tp xsuke air laut..so sweet for me!

25. City or country?
apebodo soklan ni..hasel babi

26. Is kissing normal for your age?
hmm..ye kot

27. Are you athletic?
mmg x a..oang cacat dikire athletic ke?pas2 pancit bakk skg

28.Would you want to be treated equally?
nakla..duh!

29. Do you have your own cell phone?
ade..6680 yg bes

30. What do you wear to bed?
boxers

31. Ever had a crush on a teacher in high
school?
high schoole sume pcb

32. Coke or pepsi?
vanilla coke..xnak kalah

33. sugar or spice?
sugar..dah xde idea la tuh td tnye soklan lbey kuang

34. Can you use chopsticks?
kate cine..

34. Do you like to read for pleasure?
fictions..mags..papers..

35. Do you care about getting good grades?
sometimes

36. Have you ever fallen asleep in class?
fallen asleep ke..sengaje sleep??hahaha..slalu je.. time skola menenga plg high

37. Get a job or ask your parents for money?
keje maa..kalo x,xde la stragel wat resume..lgpon parenz nak retire dah..

38. Is your dad strict?
agak aa..tp dah besa2 ni xsgt..dahley shak kok..ley fia umah huda..wahahaha

39. Do your parents give you enough privacy?
yup

40. Do your parents trust you?
tanyela en ritzal dan pn noraini

41. Would you ever wanna lose your best
friends?
nope..not at all

42. Does your best friend get on your nerves?
kekadang ade gk..but lg byk hepi a..so, forgived!

43. Do you make friends quickly?
yup..cakap byk bakk so sng je

44. Do you tell your mom everything?
mostly

45. What do you & your parents fight about
most?
hmm..pasal grades

46. If u love someone & she/he rejected u wat
will u do to her/him ?
berusahe gigih dan tidak berputus asa..wahahhaa

47. Can u sing or rap?
hahaha..stakat soh nyanyi ley a..soh nyanyi sdap2 xpat..sape pnah g karok ngn aku baktang komen..hahaha

48. If u have one wish , who would u make ur
wife/husband for the wish?
hoho..bes gle sial soklan ni..kalo la xjumpe huda g..mmg mintak nice2 nyerla.. cam kiera knightley ke..btol ke eje tuh?? sarah michelle gellar ke..hahahaha..tp skg xpat..hahaha..

49. Wut do u think of this survey??
buang mase..tp sbb tgh sangapariong..layam jela

virgin??

2006-03-19T05:38:00.000+08:00

tgk kt diyana nyer post kt frenster..die tulis..bape percent kite virgin..aku jawab2.. 36% virgin..wahahaha.. tp kan, still virgin la..wpon sket2..camner tuh..hoho.. anyway tringat kt tshirt aku yg sgt aku syg.. die ade quote kt dpan die..

"i'm a virgin"
(this is a very old t-shirt)

nice..

GENGARIONGS..unleashed!!

2006-03-19T04:48:00.000+08:00

at last all the pressure's gone!! habes pon prelims euphonious.. cume nak tunggu the results trow nite after chochobot's performance lak..chocobot mmg kerasbakk a trening cam nak mati and sume disiplin gile..mase td bwk huda g tgk derang trening..huda ckp..waaa, kalo gigsi or kokoy tgh ckp..sume diam n dgr..bkn cam koang(gengariongs)..asal ade 4saat yg idle je.. sure mel dah start goreng n markmin layan, tbe2 dab layan gk..nazya dah stat men clocks kai kebod..wafa n epoi dah gelak2..(aku baik la kot..huhu) pas2 jd keco 10minit hahahaha..tp btol gk a..kitrang gurau2 je..xdela cam nak siyes gle cam gigsi..papehal td cam performance ok..sume cuak bakk kot..tp men nice gk la..xde silap yg ovies..so trow nite tunggu sape yg dpt masok finals..xmengharap sgt sbb byk g band power than kalo masok nnt aku kene open sithick..demm..so kite tunggu n lihat..

anyway kat shoutout aku dah letak special thanks to everyone yg dtg support td..

sbrnye before tuh ade interview ngn kitrang, mc die ptt ckp strength band ni..aku ckp ..a lot of friends supporting us..so mmg btol a kan..hahaha..thx a lot!!

1.huda yg struggle follow dr bangi
2.chocobot yg mmg slalu sapot dr dulu g - gigsi,kokoy,woc,shamteiz,mong(altho lamat n xsempat,haha),manoqie,blank
3.floyderz - ni ramai bakk kot nak sbut tp sape yg xde paham2 la sbb xlarat nak tep..mdq,paid,markyie,juding,jub,sunyo,pleq,pendek,mmq,koni,ipin,pijak,mebon,teeos,krol dll.
4.the kitbals - ni yoyie soang je sbb die nak masok lam grup ni..bodo bentong!
5.wengurls - noran,sha,fina,fira,zura,diyana,diha,linda..
6.gengariongs - thx a sbb men nice gle td..mel,matta,pa,epoi,nazya,dab,kh..

wah..gle emosi akunyer post..but THANX A LOT!!!

-task completed altho progress report not completed yet(not even started)-

nicely done..

2006-03-16T08:37:00.000+08:00

yesterday i woke up early..around 12pm coz kene follow my mum settlekan api nyer problem wif his registeration at limkok..so xmandi pong tros gerak je..then, called apan ajak lepak shak kok japs kt limkok nyer burung merak besar yg smpai skg i dunno what to call.. mlm before tuh i managed to find my certs mase f5 lu..cam sronok plak sbb igt dah ilang..precious gle kott.. sayang nak mati certs mssm ngn cert ppm.. len2 p mampos la..hahahaha.. hmm, nakg fotostat actually certs tuh but malas..so atlast i went for a haircut je..kt kedai biase la..amoi pemotong rambut aku dahla agak cun, tp cam dah 27-28 kot..tp muke yg bes utk diusya..huhu, dah biase ptg ngn amoi tuh..potong amut pon coz nak wat resume ngn app letter..so kene amut pendek sket.. then setella hari ku yg busan actually..g kedai ptg amut kai shorts and shirt n tie..cam cinapek bodo..hahahaha.. then dah setel sume blk umah layam la american idol..suke gle suare si paris tuh..cam nice bakk..dr awal2 g arituh cam suke kt die time yg prelims klaka2 tuh..anyway, lpas tuh aku fiaba cam lembu bgn kol3 tros grak g shah alam tgk liverpool mng ngn fulham 5-1..nice gk a sbb soang 1 dpt gol.. truje gk sbb br kalah arituh ngn assenal..habes hariku yg biase je..kalo cuti 4bulan pon, camtuh jela kot hari2 ku..xde yg spesel..hahaha anyway ni gamba paspot aku yg plg baru..nerd bakk..cam jinjang..

cine jinjang..mampukah para2 HR amek aku keje??ntahlaa

crazy thoughts

2006-03-10T08:22:00.000+08:00

here are some crazy thoughts to share wif u guys..think bout it..

If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
If French kissing is a big thing in America, how do French people react to normal American kissing?
Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats?
What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question?
Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?
"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"
How did the "do not walk on grass" signs got there?
If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?
How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes?
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still play? If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?
Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?
If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?
If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
Why does Bugs bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but puts a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?
Did they have antiques in the olden days?
If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

cherished moment~

2006-03-10T07:40:00.000+08:00

tick tock tick tock.. amazingly its 20 minutes to 8am..im still half awake and not yet fulfilled my sleeping duty since 11pm last nite.. have to submit our KM group assignment by 5pm but we havent started anything and after this i have to create and complete the keyboard's music score for tonite's training session.. anyway, something i was thinking of just know.. after 5 years living in a close community area with what we called 'brothers'..we had loads of fun together..we did nearly everything together from bored stuffs like going to classes and tests, to amazing stuffs like picnics, concerts, partying together, sithick, futsal, 'lakibal' and lots more stuffs.. after graduating, im sure that the 6 of us would still be in touch for sure..u know, i always like to create ideas before writing but until a point like 5-6 lines i start to think what am i supposed to be writing about and im having that feeling now..hehehe.. anyway, i just want to share the picture we took (not with hair curlers - a joke from alan's lecturer just now..sajeje ulang) on our(gigsi's and mine) birthday dinner at klcc.. it was like one hell of a great moment..6 of us enjoying makan till we all were so bloated and xlarat..thx to the waiter, we managed to pack the picture with everyone..

down gle..

2006-03-09T06:05:00.000+08:00

down nak mampos kalah camtu..the strikers didnt pose enough threat and didnt show enough composure in front of goal..to reckless and not so clinical.. dont mind about the 2 bars, and the disallowed goal..but we made a few mistakes and had to pay for it..damn!! rafa, im pleading, find new fucking expensive strikers.. 2-0 for benfica!! were out of the champs league.. down gle..jgn cube kaco aku skg..dahla gado ngn india2 sithick yg nk tgk arsenal..cibai a, stragel xfia nak tgk..hasel je dpt!!sok mmg hukum xg kelas..down gle

pics in singapore

2006-03-09T02:03:00.000+08:00

ni gamba gigsi bli tiket..kitrang org first sampai kt tiket booth..smgtnyer psl - 930am

xpepasal ade signboard the oasis kt stadium tu..padehal signboard restoran je..hahaha,tp kene bakk

tgh jalan2, tbe2 ade signboard bras basah..xjemur po 'coli' tu..huhu

we managed to watch OASIS..LIVE IN SINGAPORE!!

gamba2 time field trip..ade 2 je

2006-03-09T01:58:00.000+08:00

nila mamat yg aku kantoi kutuk tu

ni plak kitrang cube jadi jakun kt skybridge..time kal nak amek gamba..ade mamat lalu.. lemaubakk

field trip to klcc

2006-03-09T00:15:00.000+08:00

sigh.. we're all 22 years old and we even have a few way above that age - ropai (25) and kal (24) and we have a field trip to klcc??!! thanx to the hot looking lecturer ms sharifah. it was KM or knowledge management course and we were supposed to attend a talk with Petronas Management Unit (PMU). segale2nye bermule di sini.. kalo koang sedar bile aku cam rajen sket nak tulis bende2 yg tahpape ataupon mengarut aku akan tulis lam bahase melayu sbb cam ltop sket.. hahahaha!!

sehari before g, sharifah dah sound yg kitrang akan ade talk tu, pas2 g skybridge(sapacerit) and finally g petronas visualization centre, pvic kalo xsilap.. ape g, klas ari rabu sume cancel, truje nak mati a altho kene tunggu kat basten (dak2 panggil maintainance) ko 7. satu bende aku xpuas ati, nape tmpt tuh oang panggil maintainance padehal tmpt tuh tmpt park jeep2 utp ngn bas.. logik ke? wpon adela keje2 nak baiki2 yg jarang2 dilakukan, aku bajet kalo bas rosak sure anta g bengkel abg din kt sri iskandar tuh..xkanla kat situ.. jadi nape panggil maintainance.. aku mmg xpuas ati.. mulai arini aku akan panggil tmpt tuh basten..bkn marco van basten, tp bus stand! nicela plak mlm before g tuh ade game barca celsi, so stlah kitrang wat kajian, mmg konfem kitrang akan usya gem tuh pas2 x fia sampai la nek bas.

mlm tuh plak barca mng thx to the great ronaldinho.. so kitrang pon huha huha sampai la kol 630 pagi yg agak sejuk cam kat alaska, stragel gak mandi manda.. stlah aku mandi..aku g la bilik yoyi kol 645am, adeke die ngn kain pelekat die tgh men CM pas2 xmandi g..baka bakk!! dahla ade loceng sapetah ngade2 tekan, wat memekak je..menyingkap plak kisah lame di skolah.. pagi2 loceng bunyik rase sejuk camtuh (kat raub sejuk bakk pagi2 atas bukit la katekan).. nnt roskam dtg ngn van vannette mayat die siap mati enjin kt satu slope tuh.. konon2 budak xnampak la van putih die tu..pas2 sume lari2 stragel..sape lamat kene ketuk ketampi.. hukuman roskam (dak panggil die babi bertopengkan ustaz.. roskam tuh roslan kambing) sng je..kire sume yg lambat kali ngn ko form bape..so kalo ade 25 org, pas2 ko form 5, dpt la 125 kali..nice nyer senaman pagi2 before g klas. aku pon maki hamun beyo soh die besiap cpat.. deckerz lak moses kai tshirt je, so die pon kene maki sbb kitrang kene pakai shirt..

kitrang pon bersumbat2 nek kete aku g lembaran park kt ctuh.. dkt ctuh nampak la muke2 dak yg ngantuk dan fiaba dan juge ade gk a yg segar cam kitrang sbb xfia g. kitrang pon tros isap okok pas2 syarifah panggil soh amek befes.. patotnyer, bagila nasilemaktronoh ke, roca rase2 ke.. ni masing2 dpt apolo cake ngn air mineral yg kitrang kantoi bli kt tesco je.. adeke apolo cake.. gle down, sementelahan ko kunyah, bende tuh dah tros jadi taik..kire xde hasel la mkn bende tuh..tatkala hamster mmq pon xkenyang mkn bende tuh.. haa lupe nak bgtau.. ramai2 yg g, kitrang kire yg ade, aku, pa, c, mmq, beyo ngn deckerzz.. deckerzz skg dah join kitrang sbb die xde kwn..hahahaha.. sampai kt ctuh ade la plak kal.. kal CSerzz yg tua kitrang 2 taun sbb xreti2 nak grad. yg gerak 80 oang, 2 bas..bas kitrang sume laki..lpas dpt port nice kt blkg.. sume pon fiaba tanpe segan silu....,zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ

bukak je mate tros nampak klcc kat dpan..gle nice fia xsdar pape pon.. dahtuh bape ratus jam kot xtdo before tuh..sume pon muke lebam slenge bakk bile sampai sbb sume pon fia lam bas. haa, sblom sampai aku sdar sepam sbb kt ulu bernam kott aku pon xtau aku bajet2 je sbb aku tdo, patotnyer kene mkn, tp aku pa ngn mmq kasi fiaba tahap dewanyer buat2 xsdar.. hahahaha.. tuhjela citenyer sajeje nak cite.. sampai kt klcc sume kene bratur cam budak skola menengah g rombongan.. trase cam aku budak pedalaman kelantan xpernah g klcc pas2 melawat nek bas ngn cikgu2 yg smgt..kire sbrnye cikgu2 yg nakg tp die propose rombongan jadikan alasan.. tp beyo nampak truje a sbb first time g klcc..wahahaha, kene bahan ngn kitrang.. papehal pade mase tuh ade gigsi laa,die pengalaman sket ngn klcc ni.. 2 bulan keje skybridge jadi pembawa pelancong ngn 8bulan intern kt ctuh..

kitrang pon naik la ke tingkat 41 utk dgr talk pasal knowledge management.. haa, part ni aku malas nak citer byk sbb speaker die bodo cam lembu..gle x KM lansung.. aku pon xphm..aku cume tau ade mamat mude ckp frenster tuh bagus pas2 die tayang website dielaa, buletin la.. gamba2 derang parti laa..parti buih, family day dll.. aku wat satu kesimpulan jer..sbrnye derang nak tyg derang kuat bersukerie..pas2 kt blkg kitrang ade soang mamat kai windbreaker petronas fia.. kuang ajo gle..lpas abes sesi talk bodo tuh dpt makan bihun..aku bangge a sbb aku oang first bukak periuk tuh pas2 cedok bihun..tahniah cine!! pas2 kitrang mkn sbb lapar cam lembu, lpas mkn nak isap okok xtau kt maner..gigsi la dewa klcc bwk kitrang jauh2 sket kt pantri staff isap kt ctuh..aku, kal yoyi ngn gigsi g..gigsi xisap okok dah skg,so die kunyah chewing gam je..hahahaha..padan muke! wafa ngn mmq g berak pas2 derang down xsempat nak isap okok..lpas makan tuh ade sesi soal jawab..cam qna gk a..ropai tnye 2 ktol, minah tuh jwb satu buku tlipon..down gk a dgr..tp papehal noni yg ajar CE tuh cakap mmg lagi byk..arituh time aku g klas CE 2 jam..die pakai 8 slide.die ley bantai 2jam..sgale pengalaman idop kua..xthn aku..beyo nak tnye satu soklan tp die xjadi..soklan die ape url pipeline? pipeline tuh buletin online pmu..bodo hasel!!

lpas abes talk, kitrang jalan2 skybridge cam jakun amek gamba tp kitrang xde cam, so tangguk je oang len punye..semestinyer kitrang xdpt tgk pon gamba2 macho kitrang.. gigsi jd pemandu pelancong sepam g sambil berkate "this is the skybridge bla2.." hahahaha.. so lpas tuh kitrang tros a g pvic tuh..die bahagi jd 2 grup.. kitrang 2nd grup..sangap bakk a tunggu.. kat pvic ade minah jage counter yg agak hottie..hehehehe.. kitrang gjalan2 bising2.. pas2 yoyi nak isap okok g die tnye kt soang makcik.."makcik, kt cni mane ley isap okok??"..makcik tuh tnye beyo bape umur n beyo jwb 24..makcik tuh tyg keras die ckp"awk bkn staf kan??xley laa kt cni.." beyo pon jwb blk ckp"ooo, yeke..saye igt ade yg public nyer" bodo bentong perangai buruk..hahaha.. kitrang ade satu kesimpulan sll buat.. budak bentong ngn seratas agak pelik sket.. tgk la mat deck, chaoz..beyo..dan kwn2 bentong aku kt semesta lu..hahahaha.. kitrang pon dpt peluang masok pvic.. agak selesa dan fia a, ade skrin seismic yg lg besa dr monitor 24 inci alan, mmgla..hahahaha.. pas2 die siap bagi spek 3d imax gitu..kalo dpt layan cite kingkong kt ctuh sure nice..lyn bluan lg nice kot..wahahahaha!! kt ctuh die tunjuk oil wells lam 3d version..dak2 mechi taula..epoisiap ckp kalo venka tau ade bende tuh sure truje..bodo nyer mr know it all..aku lupe nk ckp.. kan ade mamat pakai windbreaker td tuhkan yg tdo tuh..kantoi name die khairi..ade time sharifah nak kasi present kt pmu, die truje gle tanyer kt kitrang.. "tuh lecturer koang ek??" ngn buke yg bernafsu tinggi..hahahaha.. so mase kua dr hall tuh aku cite a kt kal..kal tnye mamat mane?? aku ngn slambe ckp mamat windbreaker tuh laa..rupenyer2 mamat tuh ade kt blkg aku..kantoi di situ..dak2 cpat mlarikan diri..hahahaha

ok..abes pvic, tamatlah fieldtrip yg agak menarik tp aku xdpt pape pon psl KM..pelik tp benar.. kitrang pon diberi mase sejam utk makan2..pagi tuh aku dah call aliy ngn pet utk lanc same, tp aliy ade hal kt amcorp..tgl la pet soang..pet kai number baru so aku pon sms aliy soh die bg num pet..aku pon save number tuh..aku pon call, tbe2 salah number ade pompuan yg jwb..aku pon soh gigsi call..pas2 aku tanye la pet.."pet, name ko bg number salah??" die pon glak2 sambil jwb yg die yg sms number tuh tp tesalah..tebagi number awek die ngn alasan die lupe yg mane satu number die..yg mane satu num awek die..hampeh gle pet..bodo nak mampos!! ok kitrang pon tros g lanc kt 1901 ngn rotiboy sbb lapa gle..tp tapau jela sbb igt nak mkn lam bas..pet ngn kal g mkn BK, ngap ngap (cam iklan tuh bunyik die).. tatkale tunggu hotdog besa gle tuh, beyo sempat g berak..hahahah..saje je nak cite..aku pon sempat kurup duit singapore yg xabes kurup,dptla extra 100...hahahaha..laps lepak2 jap kitrang pon g kt bas blk..

kitrang abes punctual dah ni tbe2 sumerang tabo..adeih, aku pa mmq gigsi beyo deckerz pon mkn hotdog kitrang ngn gaye2 lucah masing2 sbb hotdog tuh besa..ahahaha..so lpas mkn sume kenyang bakk nek bas burak2 pasal fadere la loh la..kal berkongsi pengalaman sbg senior wahahaha.. buduh gle la time tuh kutuk2 sumerang..so sampai sgb aku mmq pon kakaber ngn nice nyer..lpas sambung burak2 sket..kitrang pon fia..sampai la utp..so skg ni aku pon dah ngntok cam cipan..nak tdo jap sbb malam ni ade gem liverpool..tlgla mng..kalo kalah sok aku malas g klas kecuali la pom..hahahaha!!spt biase, sbb akunyer cd hp tetinggal kt umah, xley la tnjuk gamba kacis kt ctuh..harap maklum..

barukusedar byk gle aku tulis..wahahahaha..kene koang!!

what to do??!!

2006-03-06T04:58:00.000+08:00

nak grad dah ni??tuh pon kalo pass FYP.. nak pikir2 fyp ni bende yg nyusahkan btol..agak serius a sbb cam stakat nak buat projek dah lebey drpd 40 projek kot dah bjaye siap and separa siap kat utp ni.. ape g yg derang nak?? (rizen sbb malas).. hmm, xpela redha je la 4 kredit hour.. sbb aku dah bincang ngn pa.. kalo dpt d pon puas hati asal dpt grad.. n kalo fail pon FYP mmg aku wat kt umah baya programmer lain buatkan..malas gle dah.. hmm lpas grad nnt nak buatpe?? ssh tol nak pikir..kene keje ke??demm, arituh terjumpe nua' kt pertama..demm, xnak a keje camtuh..cam agak down..die keje ape dirahsiekan tp cam agak down a.. cam xbes pong!! anyway, masing2 ade plan nak keje ape pas grad..cam aku.. aku nak fia2 kt umah lu.. then pikir..ade la plan2 sket tp cam masih xkonfem sbb ntahla.. still have a lot to think of.. ade idea x nak keje jd ape? xkan gigolo kot wpon lpas aku tgk deuce bigalow rase kaye je jd gigolo tp cam xnak a..wahahahaha.. bak kate pa ngn nazya, jd polis orais gk..hahaha, alan plak nak jadi askar.. mmg misteri dan pelik tp sronok bakk bincang2 psl tu..papehal hopefully sumerang hepi a after grad but papehal geng2 sekalian hasruslah kite bermain luckyball, berjudi dan juge berfantasy futba..wahahahaha.. haselam!

euphonious - sampai skg aku xreti eja

2006-03-05T07:04:00.000+08:00

at last..mase final sem la akhirnye aku dan kwn2 memiliki k*** yg agak keras sbb berjaye mendaftarkan diri masok bende alah ni.. bile g kan nak join,hahaha.. harap maaf atas penggunaan bahase yg agak kurang sopan.. gigsi band len, so band kitrang ni cam agak underdog dan name band amatlah buruk - GENGARIONG.. atau pon geng bariong..wahahaha, epoi kasik..xley watper..die yg tgh pegang pen mase isi borang..aku trime jela..wahahaha.. tp ramai sbut gengarien..xbesh..nnt segan a aku..ahli band kitrang ni cam lbey kuang sume amatur2 jela..sgtla playful dan funny dan yg penting sume malas nak trening..hahaha..ni lineup band ni..

epoi - vocals
mel - guitars
mattamin - guitars
wafa - bass / backup vocas
dab - drums
arien - bass / tamborine
nazya - organs / backup vocals
kh - trumpet

mmg 8 oang je..tp bajet xlpas prelim pon..wahaha, men lagu let me go by cake and jika kau bercinta lagi by flop poppy.. supportla kitrang yer..wahahaha
kh dijemput sbb dieje reti men trompet yg aku knal, nazya tayang camla reti ngat men kebod, len2 cam biasela..aku men tamborin sbb aku mmg bakat..xpepasal..hahahaha.. suare epoi cam mat karok bakk..anyway kalo lpas final, aku lanje satu band aku mkn and supporter yg dtg prelim..sumpah!! tp aku rase xlpas pon,wahahaha... sekian..

road trip wif gigsi

2006-03-05T06:55:00.000+08:00

aritu aku ngn c wat satu roadtrip gile2 g singapore sbb nak tgk oasis.. stragel abeskan duit makan pasir je nak g sane.. kitrang mmg roadtrip sbb nek bas and xde tmpt tinggal and men ltop je g..hahaha.

gerak from utp rabu malam kames kol 830 tah ape gle bas konsortium tuh ltop kol4 pagi dah sampai singapore..mmg aku ngn c berlegar2 kt jalan raye cam pengemis hahaha.. dpt a jumpe kdai layam baca celsi.. then, jalan2 tros g amek tiket at 945am..jalan2 kt orchard road..

nak pendekkan cerite sbb byk gle halangan dan dugaan aku..aku duduk kt umah pelacuran je..30sing satu malam..hahaha, cam sial..turun je bwh beratur prostitut cine..hahahaha..tp aku ngn c xde mase xde tenage dan xde wang nak buat bende2 camtuh.. dipendekkan lagi cerite, sampai stadium..truje nak mati

everything startedat 9pm and ended at 11pm.. malas nak cite..tp bes nak MAMPOS!!! they played a few new releases.. but champagne supernova, live forever, dont look back in anger, wonderwall konfem a ade..mmg layam nak gle time tuh..

then pnat nak mati asek menapak je sbb c kedu nak mampos nek bas..kaki dah cacat blk fia..sok kol 6 pagi kitrang bgn carik bas then tros blk ipoh..fiaaaaaaaaaaaaa..smpai ipoh nek bas dr medan kidd yg aku igt stesen tuh dah xde..hahaha, bas kaler ijo byk rempits lam tuh..sampai utp aku jalan ikut jalanraye sampai la lanstone tumpangkan..hahahaha.. malas sbrnye nak cite..xde mud nak tep..sajeje.. nnt rajen2 aku ltak gamba..

ps - singaporeans sucks..poyo nak mati

final year final sem, 2months to go

2006-03-05T06:38:00.000+08:00

after reading shasha's blog about life.. it made me think, how old are we eventually..some are 21 plus, some are 22..23..24..25 bla bla bla.. at the end of the day.. we have been through about approximately 1/3 of our life kalau panjang umur.. this is gonna be the final semester in utp.. ntahla, it was a roller coaster journey.. a lot of highs and lows but the most precious thing that i think i got from being here was fucking wonderful 'comrades' or lebih dikenali sbg member. ley kire x how many events we went thru? how many times we laughed and went thru all those damn sad and sober - contohnye kalah floyd..hahaha.. ntahla, terase yg dah tua and everything seems to be going at the opposite direction. cam after 4 years of wonderful moment ngn floyd.. ptg ni cam nampak the team was wrecked all of a sudden.. dah nampak yg sumer makin 'menua' and the time to pass our glory has arrived - chewah, tayang keras.. tp btol la.. hmm n all the time when wafa n i talked about 'who the hell are those people?' kat v4 nye cafe ke v3 ke.. (i never go to in2eat, sepam je meeting hasel abap ngn fira zura), we always sighed that dah ade student id 8000 la 9000 la, seriously shocking! anyway i dunno whats the point of writing this, but just pondering around.. just wanna share a few memorable moments kat cni.. the most exciting stuffs that me and 'geng-geng arien' had<- ni ke haa dak2 panggil.. bukan nak tayang a..cam sajeje baka sumerang.. were too many to list down.. eventually, stuffs like "main bola weh - turun skang" was one of the best. snooker and luckyball were damn fun - makan duit member..kene mkn ngn member,hadeih.. cirits2 cam gigsi shiam pa zas nazya..nnt kte tua kte kene laki gk..hahahaha.. aku start cirit lek.. treserhunting - iq tinggi ni kete kitrang..huhu. bbq once in a while.. KEDAI HANTU - ill never forget that gerai until i die..seriously.. SITHICK - go kambing!! then, all those baka2 time in #floydshohrat, cirit fantasy was so funny.. sbb bende tuh pon baka xnak kalah berbulan2.. waaaaaa byk sial.. n other stuffs cam joining all those stupid small2 events cam this sem, because of my final sem..at last masok la euphonious(eja pon xreti).. futsal, volley bla2.. ntahla.. i will seriously miss this fucking place.. certainly!! not classes and labs la for sure.. but those fiabaing moment..anyway dah meleret panjang dah ni..dah kol7pagi pon xfia g..bodo nyer liverpool seri smlm wat aku bengang.. fuck a tronoh!! hhahaha.. chalos

barula cine sejati..

2006-02-05T02:58:00.000+08:00

arini aku dah lengkapkan kecinaan aku dgn blatih men mahjong ngn adik bradik yg laen..slame ni cam phm2 camtuhje..arini siap ade latihan intensif besame parenz..hahahah, jd tpakse la nnt aku jd hebat men mahjong hahaha.. baru a truje balik kg time raye cine..hehehehe, sape nak blaja bak tang aku ajar..lg high dr men luckyball duh..hahaha

the GOD is BACK in ANFIELD!!!

2006-01-28T01:34:00.000+08:00

one of the best news this evening - the GOD is BACK!!

Liverpool Football Club are delighted to announce that Robbie Fowler has rejoined the club on a free transfer from Manchester City until the end of the season when the situation will be reviewed.Fowler, 30, completed the formalities of what is a sensational move this afternoon.

The Manchester City striker is ineligible to play in Sunday's FA Cup tie against Portsmouth but could make an emotional reappearance in front of the Kop against Birmingham City on Wednesday.

Toxteth-born Fowler originally shot to prominence with the Reds in the autumn of 1993 and quickly established himself as one of the most lethal finishers in Europe.

After breaking countless goalscoring records and captaining the club during the unforgettable treble season of 2000/01, his adoring fans were left stunned when he was transferred to Leeds United in November 2001.

His spell at Elland Road was to be short-lived though and in early 2003 he moved back across the Penines to join Manchester City.

Now he's back at his spiritual home and news of his Liverpool return will no doubt be greeted with euphoria by his loyal legion of followers.

With so much still to play for this season, Rafael Benitez will be hoping that Fowler can now turn back the clock and reproduce his once prolific form in front of goal as the Reds chase Champions League and Premiership glory.

**sniff sniff - contraversial celebration by the GOD

why im at home

2006-01-23T03:44:00.000+08:00

haaa.reason aku xblk g sbb nnt xnak kaco dak2 intern wat report..wahahaha.. c u after cny guys!!

djibodril cisse

2006-01-23T03:23:00.000+08:00

dalam satu team yg men tadi.. si bodo dimenangi oleh cisse, adeke miss camtuh?? pakai lutut ley score kan wafarooy.. aku rase abc aka abang cekak pon ley score duh..isk2, gle down..papehal kewell mmg bes.. dan suasana di nz sgt bising - bukan sbb ramai, tp sebab ade aku yg maki cisse..hahahaha.. manu pakai cheat.. kalo lam winning fletcher richardson ngn oshea sumer 99 dinyer stats, cam team lecturer fc aku..dan satu g, evra mmg letak 30 je sume stat die..wahahaha.. sissoko ade misai kaler putih nnt aku updet.. rambut cisse cam pantat anjing..amek ko!!

tula contoh kebodohan cisse.. ikut kate hati aku nak sepak lutut die sampai die cacat xpon bagus la arituh die kaki patah patot die cacat sumur idop..hahahaha..baka bakk.. lpas cisse miss trus sume down manu attack dpt goll..kimakanjingggg

LOOK!!

2006-01-19T11:26:00.000+08:00

super arabic signboards.. hush puppies - mcdonalds - baskin robbins - bata - body shop - levi's - topshop - starbucks - pizza hut - kfc - calvin klein - zara - marks n spencer - bhs - dorothy perkins

GSPOT??

2006-01-19T08:27:00.000+08:00

gspot??? sapaaaa..hehehehehhee - tgh ltak2 gamba tbe2 dpt rahmat, mane tau..nnt dpt gspot dlm mase yg berdekatan..hahaha, eh bkn dpt di badan saye..tp dpt merase..wahahah, lucah bakk - PLEASE ZOOM IN TWICE TO GET A BETTER VIEW